Will you rike it, /v/?

transjeet marketer thread

boring slop

cuckold simulator. buy an ad, hiroshi

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose

>>713189029
Yakuza is a cuck game starring a virgin and /v/ loves it.

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>>713189104
Already sold out in many places.

You lost. :)

>>713188812
>>713188929
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>>713189104
Holy shit lol. You guys are losers

>>713189262
kojima is the one trapped making slop just so his employees can keep their job

>invents walking-sims
HOW DOES HE DO IT?

>>713190268
Stop saying slop

>>713190268
How is Death Stranding slop? The game isn't even out yet and the first was uniquely strange

>>713190712
there's nothing unique about ds1. if i was a gifted kid held in high esteem and wrote an essay of pure schizo babble the midwit hs school teacher would find it interesting and unique too, as if it was some esoteric yet-to-understand piece of work.

but that's not the case with kojima games. it's as normiecore as gta, or cod, with the difference that kojimafags will spend the summer burning their eyes making deliveries and catching kangaroos instead of doing the actual same thing in real life that would give an actual benefit to their health. why? because they're retarded.

>>713191498
This post is slop

>>713188710 (OP)
I never bothered to finish 1.

>>713189029
What is this meant to imply?

>>713188710 (OP)
well the first one almost made me blow my brains out because how fucking boring it was so probably not

>>713193910
enjoy the miso soup, hiroshi

>>713195609
Sounds like something slop would say

>>713194609
It's the first game that had me pretending in my head for like 15 years.