>>713189142 (OP)I trust the opposite of what they say
I literally trust average joe a thousand times more. If my brother thinks your game sucks, heโs right, even though we have totally different tastes.
>>713189625...except when they confirm my biases.
>>713189142 (OP)Lol, but April Fool's already passed.
>>713190130No biases friend, pure pattern recognition
>>713189142 (OP)... on youtube?
LMAO fuck anyone who claims to be a professional games journalist. They're 100% all scum.
>>713189142 (OP)Itโs time to start donating bitcoin to me sirs
any need for reviews is total subhuman NPC behavior, imagine needing assistance to know what you like or don't like, lmao.
>>713189625>>713190130They've never been consistent enough for that.
>>713191173Games operate off of the bizarre assumption that you will consoom the product sight unseen and can't refund it.