Thread #713190350 - /v/

Thread 713190350 - /v/ [Archived: 988 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:07:09 PM No.713190350

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The new design looks... fine? Why is /v/ so up in arms about it? It's practically the same except his brow actually moves, he makes more wacky faces, and... he has a different nose?

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Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:08:00 PM No.713190431

They made him political

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:08:06 PM No.713190437

>>713190350 (OP)
What was his name again? Delta Kong?

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:08:53 PM No.713190508

It's mostly one autismo that won't stop.

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:09:39 PM No.713190571

chris-chan-fighter

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Who knew Donkey Kong fans were a bunch of Chris Chan tier autists.

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:12:11 PM No.713190727

>Why is /v/ so up in arms about it?
old good
new bad

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:12:33 PM No.713190750

1000371081

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One guy on this board is grasping at straws and freaking out, because he knows that Nintendo will win this year.
He knows that Mario's successor could be announced.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

6/20/2025, 8:14:24 PM No.713190886

No one really minds, its just one or two guys stirring up shit for laughs and (You)s.

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Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:15:08 PM No.713190941

I_wonder_whos_behind_this_post

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>>713190350 (OP)
It's literally 2-3 autistic schizo retards who got banned from the DKVine forums and have made it their personal mission to spam as many threads whining about the DK redesign as possible. Just report them when you see them.

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:20:26 PM No.713191352

face blindness: the post

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:20:31 PM No.713191360

>>713190350 (OP)
the redesign is great in these static renders, but the actual game looks ugly as fuck and DK only does gay expressions

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:27:51 PM No.713191870

>>713190350 (OP)
Left: Basedky Kong
Right: Wokey kong

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:32:47 PM No.713192215

>>713190350 (OP)
This is now my blog about why I love cock.
I love dick
I love rock hard unwashed penis
The smell of cum left to dry on a rod is intoxicating
I enjoy how dick fits in mu moth

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:40:03 PM No.713192762

>>713190350 (OP)
Too bad DK doesn't actually look like that in the game

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:43:52 PM No.713193025

>>713190350 (OP)
I want Donkey Kongs big floppy cock in my mouth and I want to taste his banana flavor cum

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:45:41 PM No.713193197

No. I refuse to believe anyone thinks "wokey kong" and "miyamoto hates everything" are legitimate people. You're blatantly samefagging with each other.

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:47:14 PM No.713193308

>>713190350 (OP)
>Why is /v/ so up in arms about it?
extreme unfiltered fucking autism.

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:54:42 PM No.713193890

>>713190350 (OP)
I hate the new design, but I can deal with it. For me, the problem is that every time I see nu-dongs ugly mug, all that comes to mind is Seth Rogan and his shitty laugh. Worst sin.

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Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:56:21 PM No.713194032

>>713193890
It doesn't look like the Seth Rogan kong design at all, though. Rogankong has a way narrower face.

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 8:57:26 PM No.713194123

How come anyone that says "looks......fine?" always has the most retarded take? It's like another version of when retards say "y'all"

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 9:07:22 PM No.713194841

>>713190886
Shut up virgin, you grew up with SNES.