It was a massive success, looks very fun, lots of people are enjoying it, yet not a single thread about it in /v/ ever made... why?

Is it becuase it doesn't have a single femoid in it and you guys hate games that don't let you pretend you're women like Stellar Blade does?
Does this game not let you masturbate and live your agp fantasies?

>>713201109 (OP)
>gay name
>reddit dads on the cover
pass

>>713201109 (OP)
Literally nobody played this game, anon. Zero marketing and absolutely awful cover art didn't help.
But the game is really fucking good. This game can run Clair Obscur a run for its money, but it doesn't get recognition it deserves.

>>713201109 (OP)
Gay color and font.
This absolutely looks like any of the stupid failure of battle royale games.
Not even gonna bother looking at gameplay or trailer, I don't care if that's not what the game is about, I just want this to fail for that alone.

Can you fuck yourself in the game? Does it count as masturbation?

>>713201304

If nobody played it how was it a success?

>>713201382

Ok tranny.

>>713201109 (OP)
I dropped in an hour in. It's boring.

>>713201461
>Ok tranny.
but the tranny colors are on the cover, anon, take your meds.

>>713201109 (OP)
>Why haven't I seen you guys talk about this game at all?
it's just a good game, no drama, nu-/v/ need drama to farm (you)s

>>713201109 (OP)
>imagine the smell

>>713201605
> Pink is a tranny color
Oh well at least that totally not trans agp porn addict game Stellar Blade didn't use pink and instead used blue! that's a boy's color!!

>>713201109 (OP)
Good point, OP. I played the demo months ago and loved every bit of it. I just got a new video card, which was expensive, so I've held off on buying Alters until this Thursday. Great game and only about thirty bucks.

>>713201642
This. If a game doesn't have culture war drama or porn they can spam in the catalog they will never talk about it.

>>713201109 (OP)
There have been many threads so I guess you are retarted

>>713201665
> ughhh MEN SMELL GROSS! Men are bad! god i hate being born male... i wish i was a woman.

We know.

>>713201109 (OP)
I watched some streamers play it. It's entirely a woman's game, in the same vein as Life is Strange or 12 Minutes or What Remains of Edith Finch. It carries a sci-fi basebuilding skin but the core experience is
>My life sucks
>Make choices so my life is more feminine and thus better for me
It's soft propaganda pushing for the main character to reject masculinity and embrace femininity to find satisfaction in life.

>>713201109 (OP)
Looks like a gay dating sim

>>713202036
> Should i steal my friend's fleshlight or ask him to lend it to me or use it on me?
>> WOAH GAME WANTS ME TO SHARE THE FLESHLIGHT THAT IS SO FEMININE AND WEAK AND NOT THE TOXIC MASCULINITY I LOVE

I'm assuming this is about that Tiktok shit where everybody larps like they have DiD?

>>713201109 (OP)
> no mod to replace models from old gays to anime girls

hard pass

>>713201461
steam chart threads have done irreparable damage to your psyche. he never said it was a success, he said it was good.

>>713201669
your false flag will never work, troon.

>>713202193
If that's an actual scenario in the game then yeah this sounds pretty fucking stupid.

i frankly have too much other i want to devote my time to.
nothing against the alters, it seems pretty good, but its time isn't now.

>/v/ actually playing games
If it's not garbage ai, porn or twitter posting. It's not something people here know anything about.

>>713201109 (OP)
It would have sold better if the MC was a hot girl

>>713201461
>If nobody played it how was it a success?
By being able te separate sales from a game's quality, you steam chart bugman

i keep seeing anons say it's good, but
>western
>that banner
>steam tags
i lose interest immediately so i havent even read the description

>>713201109 (OP)
I plan on getting it on sale - I have too much shot in my backlog to justify a $35 game
Hell I still haven't played This War Of Mine by the same devs and that's been in the backlog for like a decade at this point

>>713204820
Its more narrative and plot driven than those tags would lead you to think

>>713204820
All this shit with a pink banner full of gay Reddit dads... Incredible...

>>713204406
Are you actually stupid enough to think thats in the game

started playing it last night, I think I'm almost done with Chp 1. Is it possible to beat chp1 without taking the scientist? Anyone tried it?

>>713205104
I think the technician and the scientist are two alters that are absolutely mandatory. in Ch 1.

>>713205067
Why would I know anything about the game when you're the one vehemently defending it, retard.

>>713205314
Im not defending shit you dumb cum guzzling nogger
Im telling you to learn what a shitpost is
Or just find the nearest fork and stick it so far up your ass it massages your brain

>>713205631
So your first thought in defense of the game was to talk about men sharing fleshlights. Got it, faggot.

>>713201109 (OP)
It requires an intellectual mindset. It's from the developers of Frostpunk. Too nerdy for the plebs.

>>713205729
Do you think only one Anon can reply to you at a time, you dumb fucking cumstain?

>>713204880
It's available for free. Learn to torrent you paypig.

>>713206017
I like to pay for indies
It's like buying a burger from a local joint as opposed to McDonalds - at least here I know the cash is going more to workers than to suits up top

>>713205927
So you're not defending the game, you're defending the anon who writes about guys sharing fleshlights. Is he your boyfriend, faggot? What point are you even trying to make? A game went viral for letting players fuck a bear, how would I know what is or isn't in this game about a bunch of fleshlight sharing homosexuals who all look alike? Fucking retard. Go make more "shitposts" fantasizing about guys swapping sex toys.

Absolutely terrible marketing. I have no idea what the gameplay even looks like.

>>713206198
>you're defending the anon who writes about guys sharing fleshlights
I'm calling you a dumb faggot for seeing that obvious bait and saying "Golly gee! If that's in the game that sure is dumb!"
The shitposter is always a faggot, but someone who thinks it's serious or sincere is an even bigger cocksucker.
Put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger with your toes - nobody would miss you

>>713206506
>Golly gee!
What a fat, pathetic fag you are. Enjoy your male sexual fantasies and bear fucking, homo. Sorry no one is talking about your game.

Playing the game and having a pretty good time. Too bad most of the characters are very Reddit. But the game is good.

>>713206393
Imagine Death Stranding hatefucking Fallout Shelter. With an intellectual bent on top of it.

Save yourself the trouble and just watch MOON again.

>>713205274
Since the game doesn't expose save slots, will probably wait until after i beat the game to check, but I'll curious what the game does if you fill up your 2 free alter slots in chp 1 without the scientist before the "build the arc" quest. Super neat system with picking your crew members, I have no idea how much actual choice there is, but I feel like there's a lot of opportunity for branching narrative so far in Chp 1.

>>713201109 (OP)
Idk it looks quirk chungus

>>713207684
It is quippy af

>>713201829
Nothing the day of release, it was weird and OP is correct

>>713201109 (OP)
It's good, probably first properly optimized UE5 game I've ever played. Sad to say it doesn't have a whole lot of replay value, doing second run and won't do a third for few years

I'm still on Act 1. It's gonna take me years to finish this game. That's why I'm not talking about it.

It's pure kino, though. It's my third favorite game of the year, behind Blue Prince in second and Clair Obscur in first.

>>713201109 (OP)
/v/ does not play video games anymore

>>713201109 (OP)
Alter on the internet means youre mentally unwell and pretending you have alternate personalities. Its gay and cringe. I doubt the game means that, but Im not playing something that sounds like that

>>713209395
Honeslty, I think writing-wise it beats Clair Obscur so far. Although it might stil shit the bed in the later half of the game.

>>713209629
>I doubt the game means that
No, that's exactly what game is about.You dealing with alternate versions of you.

>>713209779
Oh, so then it IS faggot shit

>>713210096
this is like complaining about tranny shit when the mc is actually a hermaphrodite

>>713209629
Its pulling different (You)s from other dimensions where you made different choices and therefore have a different outlook on life
So at worst it's multiverse shit

>>713201109 (OP)
looks alright character writing is funny from what Ive seen but the base gameplay is chore

>>713211216
>LE WHY ARENT YOU PLAYING THIS GAME
>Idk looks gay
>it IS gay
>Oh, okay then, Ill steer clear
>OMG WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING!?!?!?
bro take a pill

>>713201109 (OP)
/v/ doesn't play videogames, how many fucking times do we have to tell you
also this is a walking simulator with a few extra steps

>>713211541
>it IS gay
Who said that

>>713201109 (OP)
Is there a girl alter?
Do the other alters fuck her?

>>713211635
they did >>713201460
>>713201382 >>713201247

>>713211635
See:
>>713209779
>>713209629

>>713211801
>anon asks shitposty question of if you can fuck yourself
>complaints about font color and character design
Thats not what gay means
>>713211830
>pulling alternate versions of yourself from ither realities
That's not what gay means

>>713212031
>erm thats not what gay means
Sounds pretty gay to me

>>713212104
The anon asking about fucking himself is gay
The game, that diesnt have that element, is not gay
Hope this helps!

>>713212231
"Alters"/alter egos/alternate personalities is gay

>>713212486
It's not an alternate personality or ego
It is literally a different person from a different timeline
Which may be gay depending on how tired of multiverse shit, but not gay in the "Oh one if my alters HATES that so plz dont mention it thx!"

>>713212603
Still sounds gay.

>>713212231
>The anon asking about fucking himself is gay
Not if one of the versions of himself is a girl.

>>713206734
>no one is talking about your game.
You stupid fucking french fry you sit in this thread about this fucking game. You should watch some subway surfers gameplay alongside typing posts with your brown hands on /v/ if you have such short attention span and you lack short-term memory. In your case it's shortest-term memory. How the fuck do you remember to even breathe? you should forget that and fucking DIE

>>713201109 (OP)
This game is quite thought provoking in a sense that your life might've taken a different path altogether without you knowing anything about it. You could be a different person entirely who didn't end up shitposting on 4chan, calling everything trans and brown.

I like this kind of approach, not many games do that since most of them would take a dramatic approach with it like Life Is Strange which doesn't utilize the time travel mechanics beyond making a sob story.

>>713206065
Reddit is that way.

>>713209395
>those GOTY picks
Holy Reddit

>>713209689
Nah, it's consistent enough throughout. There's like 2 major endings but variations on each depending on how you handle some things + 1 "secret" ending, what I wish is the endings being more fleshed out/unique, they're all the same cutscene basically with differing dialogue.

I've seen Yahtzee's review and he said it was good, but, eeeeh, idk, I don't feel attracted to it. Seems pretentious.