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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:04:45 PM No.713203983
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I suppose it was always meant to happen, especially since the old games weren't made by their own teams.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:06:26 PM No.713204110
the game is horrible
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:06:27 PM No.713204112
>>713203983 (OP)
as far as I'm concerned the new dk game is a reboot so I can safely ignore all the old stuff
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:08:03 PM No.713204225
They have the DK rap and oh banana in the new game.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:10:24 PM No.713204413
>>713204225
Also Rambi's theme. Looks like easy ragebait.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:12:18 PM No.713204571
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>>713204225
Yeah lol, I fucking hate what vidya discourse on youtube has become. Not that it was ever good, mind you.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:12:45 PM No.713204613
>>713203983 (OP)
is that the guy who recreated my cock in mario maker 2
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:14:01 PM No.713204719
>>713203983 (OP)
It sucks ass, DK is so useless he may as well be sat in the fuck corner
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:15:06 PM No.713204797
>>713203983 (OP)
video game essayists have started a "dk64 is bad" narrative, so now everyone pretends to hate it.

>t-t-theres just too many collectables
you only need a handful of them to complete the game
>NOOOOO I HAVE TO 115% THE GAME EVEN WHEN IM NO LONGER HAVING FUN DOING SO
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:15:18 PM No.713204818
>>713203983 (OP)
>Pic
Because it fucking sucks and nobody but memelords like it when companies go around parading their 25 year old failures.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:15:48 PM No.713204854
>>713203983 (OP)
It's legitimately bad. DKC is mid too. Gaijin don't make good games
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:16:38 PM No.713204915
>>713203983 (OP)
>Dk64 bad
>Fallout NV good
YouTubers spout the biggest croc of shit
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:17:06 PM No.713204961
>>713203983 (OP)
the problem is dk64 is not an evolution of dk games like Mario 64 is an evolution of smw. Its really just a below avearge collecthon with dk skin.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:17:30 PM No.713204983
>>713204112
And I'll ignore the new stuff.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:18:41 PM No.713205084
>>713204961
That's what I'm most worried about with bananza. I don't want just Mario Odyssey but Donkey Kong.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:19:22 PM No.713205138
>>713204571
back then
>[game] review
>[game] review
>[game] review
now
>The story of [game] and its consequences
>How [game] destroyed me...
>Why did [game] die?
>How [game] TRAUMATIZED an entire generation
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:19:23 PM No.713205140
>>713205084
The new one is just developing the ideas from the bowser section
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:19:34 PM No.713205159
>>713204797
>video game essayists have started a "dk64 is bad" narrative
DK64 started that narrative by being kind of shit. It's not new.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:19:39 PM No.713205169
Think the new game will have a level referencing DK64? Like Peach's Castle in Super Mario Odyssey? Maybe DK Island?
I wouldn't put it past them.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:19:48 PM No.713205185
>>713204110
DK was never good
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:20:00 PM No.713205198
>>713204797
It's not the sheer number of collectibles(even if that alone was record breaking), but the fact you have to backtrack the levels for most of them because they're character specific.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:20:12 PM No.713205216
>>713204854
Tell that to the millions of people in Japan who liked DKC, where every game was a best-seller.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:20:30 PM No.713205234
Why are vidya youtubers ashamed of their gender
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:20:40 PM No.713205240
>>713205138
The entire internet is devolving into clickbait and manipulating algorithms.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:20:57 PM No.713205261
>>713205159
Try forming your own opinions rather than getting them from youtubers.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:20:59 PM No.713205265
>>713204571
not just youtube but in general
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:21:02 PM No.713205273
>>713205084
It looks pretty different from Odyssey where it counts. It's not the 3D DK game I wanted, but it does clearly have effort put into its identity.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:22:34 PM No.713205405
>>713205084
dk never really had a successful move into 3d and as such never had a 3d identity like Mario ir Zelda. Think about it after DK64 the next 3d platformers DK has had is Bonanza. Thats 2 games in almost 30 years.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:22:52 PM No.713205425
>>713205261
Try letting your life revolve around something other than Youtube. I'm telling you it isn't new. Tooie getting compared unfavorably to Kazooie was pretty common, too.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:23:32 PM No.713205471
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>>713203983 (OP)
>>713204797
>>713204915
Donkey Kong 64 IS bad though let's not kid ourselves. You know how everybody shits on open world games right now and how in the 2000s/early 2010s, everybody crapped on gritty "realistic" FPS games? DK64 by comparison was that for the 3D action adventure game with a colorful mascot in the late 90s/early 2000s that started in earnest with Super Mario 64 and that games like Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, and Banjo Kazooie immortalized into the upper echelons of pop culture history. If Super Mario 64 was Call of Duty 4 and Banjo Kazooie was Modern Warfare 2, then Donkey Kong 64 would be whatever the least liked CoD game is released well after the genre hit saturation. Also, to the fag who spouted "Youtubers spout the biggest croc of shit", no, just because Youtubers repeat a lot of the same talking points doesn't make it any less true that DK64 is still a mediocre game at best and that New Vegas deserves every ounce of praise it gets.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:24:52 PM No.713205569
>>713205471
New Vegas is a shit game.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:25:49 PM No.713205661
>>713205569
Yet it's the best Fallout game
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:27:37 PM No.713205792
>>713205661
Tells you a lot about the series
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:27:43 PM No.713205804
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>>713205569
>New Vegas is a shit game.
Newfag detected. Does your mother know you're wasting her internet bandwidth arguing with a random stranger instead of playing outside while its summer vacation for you? And if you aren't a zoom-zoomfag, then congrats, you're still pants on head retarded in typical 4chan contrarian fashion.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:30:30 PM No.713206024
>>713205804
Your big boy opinion playing an 360 game that reviewed poorly. So much for that being the contrarian opinion
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:34:29 PM No.713206290
>>713205405
true. DKC1 was about fluid platforming with the ability to roll for speed and some minor secret finding. DKC2 leaned more into searching for secrets but still had solid platforming with some gimmick levels. 3 had way more gimmick levels.
DK64 was basically a collectathon with DK skin. Lots of gimmicks and puzzles. Platforming was way too basic.
How would you take DKC to 3D?
I'd make a 3D version of DKC1/2. Focus is on platforming. Can roll for speed. Levels are linear and selected on a map, more like Mario 3D World than the open levels of SM64. But some hidden secrets, bonus barrels with one off challenges, stages with animal buddies, and small puzzles to find rare coins to unlock bonus levels.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:35:37 PM No.713206387
>>713204797
>Unironically using "just ignore the bad stuff" as a defense.
It has massive performance issues even for an N64 game and is designed to be as tedious and time wasting as possible.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:38:26 PM No.713206586
>>713205240
That and most comments now are bots which further prove dead internet theory or people have just become mindless npcs.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:51:43 PM No.713207586
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>>713205169
My dad work at Nintendo and he saids that if you 100% Bananza, then you’ll unlock a full Donkey Kong 64 remake then if you 100% that you’ll unlock a bonus game where you get fuck Paulina after she reverts back to her adult self at the end of the game but if you did all that in under 10 hours she’ll be in her loli form instead Trust me, I took a blurry picture of my dad’s employee’s ID with my phone, and then I took a blurry picture of that with my mom’s phone, and and then I took a blurry picture of THAT with my dad’s phone (but his phone is really good so it’s wasn’t as blurry as the other ones). Anyway, the point is my picture is now so incomprehensible you can barely tell it was an ID to begin so you KNOW I’m telling the truth.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:53:44 PM No.713207731
DK64 always sucked.
Banjo Tooie always sucked.

huge open maps and tons of collectibles makes the games worse, not better
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:09:14 AM No.713208920
I loved DK64 growing up. I haven't touched it for a while but aside from the multiple collectibles (which we all know are a made up issue youtubers gave you) what's bad about it?