Thread 713205107

This poorly designed and forced tower should have been a hero.

he looks cool

>>713205107 (OP)
If he were a hero everyone would complain that he's overdesigned and not fun to use

>>713205107 (OP)
He's great if youre having fun

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GOATBOY SAVE THIS THREAD PLEASE

>>713206596
>having fun
>place a Desperado
>no longer having fun

monkey feet erotic

>>713205107 (OP)
I dont have this guy on the mobile version

>>713206127
I think a hero that's more effective the further the bloons are away from him wouldn't be overdesigned or unfun.

>>713207454
Now try to give him 3 different weapons with each with their own niche and mechanics and designs

>>713207554
No, I don't like overcomplicated heroes or towers.
Could give him the shotgun around level 10 or something which lets him knock bloons back at close range so keep up with his longer range effectiveness though.

top path blows ass but mid is kinda cracked with some support
guess we're not getting island 5 in rush again

>>713207812
>guess we're not getting island 5 in rush again
Why’s it always island four when he’s got a shit ton of health? fucking NK I swear I was gonna stop but now that someone’s done four runs on blasta I suppose I’ll do my runs…

Yummy Cake... Impoppable: POSPFC

>>713208181
probably no point in going too crazy on him, if we wanted to have any change of beating 5 then we would have wanted island 3 down earlier in the day and gotten more in on blasta before reset. at this point we don't really have any shot at a 5 clear unless maaaybe if it's dread so we can just whittle away at the bitch for the rest of the event

>finish a map/boss rush
>game crashes
Good update ninja kiwi

>>713207812
>top path blows ass
It's called rimming, anon

gg
>game crashes when I try to exit

>>713210564
GG

What went wrong?

>>713205107 (OP)
Every hero since etienne is already horribly forced.

>>713211747
the hitscan monkey curse, they are great til freemode comes, they after that he can't catch up with other towers dps
hes designed so the optimal way to use this guy is to place them as further away from the tracks, leaving less terrain to cover and bloons to shoot, which is stupid

at least hes not as bad as 005 desperado, hes the poor man's 500 bomb thrower

>>713212642
this nigga ain't even good before freeplay. the moment any heavy wave comes in he falls flat on his face. worse than bottom path sniper in basically every way

>>713211747
According to this ISAB video I skipped through he can't kill Frozen even with MIB but he still gets the pops

>>713205107 (OP)
he's sexy so who cares

>>713205107 (OP)
Desperado is CUTE, middle path specially
https://files.catbox.moe/d6rgnw.png
https://files.catbox.moe/jcyykf.png
Glad there's a thread up.

>>713206785
>complaining about generals on a board where there's a 24-7-365 DALL-E "containment thread" that is mostly just 1 bot posting the same shit over and fucking over again

where do you think you are

>>713207393
Well there's a very simple solution to that

>>713207812
top path is cheap as fuck for a reason

Sunset Gulp Impoppable: PORUYL
Promo code: HIGHNOON

>>713216368
So are Elite Defender and Ultrajugg but they don't embarrass themselves

>>713216714
they absolutely did 10 patches ago before they both got buffed

>>713216508
Forget it. I'm getting reconnecting in the lobby.

The only path that is unfun is top because you can't place him near the track and the buffs you can give him do fuckall.
Middle path is an amazing mid game farming tower which can turn into an amazing track clearer on straight lines.
Bottom path is a massive middle finger to super ceramics.

>>713216918
PORBPU

>>713216508
this aint right chief

>>713216968
2/4, I repeat, 2/4, we are pulling out in t-minus 4 minutes, get on while there's still time

>>713205107 (OP)
What a bratty little monkey!
He needs rape correction!

>no bloon crushing train gimmick on new map
As soon as I figure out how to drive a steam locomotive into an office building their days are numbered

>>713205107 (OP)
Is he really that bad?
I only played 2 games with him so far and didn't even fully unlock all his paths yet

You bloons folk might be the biggest degenerates in this one site

NK servers shitting the bed goddamn

NINJA KIWI

>>713217629
help, I'm stuck in a reconnecting screen with $2000 I can't spend

>reconnecting
>Can't rejoin
Ninja Kiwi must DIE

Uh, guys???

Fuck it we ball
Sunset Gulch - Impopopapapapapa
POYKDU

You'd think they'd try to get their servers in order after a major update
Oh NK...

>>713217903
I just got here but I see from the pic you were 4 people already, say a word when there's a spot please

For every stutter in a co-op game, a monkey angel loses its wings </3

Is the wanderer buff better than 300 village + alch?

>>713218505
I can do a test for that, give me a second.

>>713217547
there's a janny protected gay furry obese fetish general that gets posted multiple times a day, these threads are completely ignorable by comparison

A team, for next CT stay in competitive or switch to casual?

Brooo putting the alch right up desperados butt nerfs his shotgun attack speed

Too late for his revolver tho

>>713219116
Now that you're testing feel free to check this
Apparently the 030 ability is meant to reduce spread but if you crosspath the desperado, the ability instead amplifies the spread. Very easy to see with a dartling

Bro, your jungle drums?

>>713218537
>>713218505
So 300 village plus alch buff had the desperado do 85 damage while wanderer alone only allowed him to do 37 damage. As a control the base, the 0-0-0 desperado does 30 damage to the test balloon.
So the upgrade in attack speed is minimal for base level.

As an aside, look how much ranged the Desperado's ability gives.

>>713207812
>is kinda cracked with some support
It's just a ray of doom at home, and it's not very cheap.
Also as soon as the bloons get anywhere near him it's over because he switches to the shitty pistol.
Bottom path is the only decent one.

>>713219456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S2J5DZ8FBs

>>713219246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KucTqPZzzA

gg, not even lag can stop the blooners!!

>>713206127
>sniper hero tower
>uses lever action at long range
>power to switch to revolver for rapid fire pops
>maybe levels up to use coach gun at shorter ranges but honestly shotguns aren't part of the western fantasy so who cares

>>713218969
Depends on if you guys abandon everything after day 1 again or no

>>713219294
Thank you doctor monke

Is there any reason to use Desperado over a crossbow dart monkey

>>713217482
>Is he really that bad?
?

>>713219806
That depends on if we get matched against one of the best teams in the game or not.

>>713219456
While testing, the middle path puts in good work. Alch buff + Ultra boost stacks + Call to arms + His own ability + top path village did 108k to the test MOAB. For reference, the bottom path dart only did 16k damage.

>>713220009
lead popping

>>713220009
000 is legit a good CHIMPS tower for saving money in the first rounds.
x3x's ability is broken rn for cash generation
xx4 and xx5 is good dmg/stall for price
x5x is a meme railgun that needs a million buffs and a perfect straight line and bloons never getting in the range of his pistol but youtubers seems to love him.

The rest are shit tho.

>>713217482
He's pretty good, he's all about the tier 5s though

>>713220157
>broken rn for cash generation
what do you mean, it seems fine compared to bloon trap and rubber to gold

>>713220157
How much money does he really make? It's hard to tell, cause they didn't give him a cash counter for some fucking reason

>>713220229
What's a scenario where you'd use him over other towers?

>>713220009
Against 50 test MOABS with the buffs described >>713220109 (I threw in the desperado buff as well) does about 780k damage.
1.142 million pops on 2/5/0 desperdo. The pistol and things being in range of it really nerfs it but it still puts in work.

>>713212642
>place further away from track
So a worse tack shooter.

>>713220443
how the hell is that like a tackshooter

>>713220387
It's double whatever the bloon usually gives you. Bloon gives you $95? It's now $190. Can mark up to 10 bloons to 10 ceramics now give you $1,900 every time you pop the ability.

>>713220315
>>713220387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrk5hQT6xfo

>>713220513
It's multiplicative too, if a trap was going to give you 1000 then it'll give you 2000 instead

>>713220392
Bottom path is great on pretty much every occasion, I've been using him on almost every game.
Middle path I use whenever I feel like it and the map allows for good use.
And top path I'll use if I wanna fuck around in co-op

>>713220586
>autism farming only applicable with bosses on resort and blons
ok?

>>713218969
Nah we need the excitement of competitive even if that means risking going against a top 10 sweaty team, casual should only be considered if we’re completely demoralised

>>713220487
Being further away from the track reduces the track length that is in range of him.

>>713205107 (OP)
it's weird that he's a primary bc I thought that was mostly reserved for the og monkes
he would fit in more as a support

>>713220586
THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION

>>713220705
what? isn't that all towers? (sans mapwide towers)

>>713220751
He's been there from the start though, can't you remember him?

>>713213826
Can't get enough of you thick faggy monkes ngl

>>713220586
I had to stop watching this guy because:
>baits his audience with high quality and production effort late game vids with editing
>hey guys do you wanna see my face? Which literally no one asked for
>hey guys do you guys wanna see more laid back videos where I I do lazy 20 minute commentary videos on stupid challenges and talk about my boring life
Dabloon also went to shit lately to by stopping his black border series with boring two hour videos

>>713220959
Where is your youtube bloons channel?

>>713220885
Ok that's funny.

>>713221004
Up your butt second shelf

>>713221124
My butt could make better videos than you to be desu

>>713221237
I'd like to see videos of your butt

>>713220762
But if you're making use of the top path buffs, then it's basically a worse tack shooter. If it's not making use of the top path buffs then it's a low range sniper with worse damage.

>>713221335
I'm still not seeing the comparisons to tack shooter. It's a long range hitscan, how is that anywhere approximating a close range AoE

>>713220109
Now do an 108k tower against the test moab

>>713220590
Wouldn't he pop the bloons before the trap can swallow them though? I tried testing it in round 98 and it didn't seem very effective

>>713217547
We're unironically the most tame and vanilla thread on /v/

dangerous monkey

Bazaar - Impoppable - Cakekekekeke
POOCGC

>>713222634
Post more dangerous monkeys

>>713206127
>everyone would complain that he's overdesigned and not fun to use
Corvus is right there and some people love to use him.

>>713205107 (OP)
He really looks like a hero. Bottom path Desperado is really cool tho, gonna be using him a lot.

>>713205107 (OP)
there needs to be more porn of him

>>713226507
>>713213826

>Cute french boy
>Zero images of him in a french maid dress

>>713227261
Be the change you want to see in the world

>>713226292
Corvus was a mistake but that's ok, I still love him

>>713228652
>T. Soda/Shitjamin enjoyer

>>713221764
If you're making use of the top path buffs, then only a small portion of the track is in his range, since he shits himself when there is more than one bloon.

I hate the new monkey

Any co-op?

How would you buff him without completely reworking the tower?

any co op?
post a code

>>713230387
Make it pop lead, give it higher dmg per shot and make the fire gimmick activate immediately instead of over time.

Not a fan of this tower.
Should've indeed just been some hero or not exist altogether.
It works in complete tandem from the rest of the primary towers that WANT to stay close to one another for maximum efficiency.
Who the fuck designed this?

>>713226593
>deleted
Seriously now

>>713227261
There was definitely an image of a crossdressing Etienne being molested by Brickell but I can't find it to confirm or deny if it was in a French Maid uniform

>Tower Specific Fixes
>Monkey Sub
>x3x Ballistic Missile no longer ignores line of sight blockers

What's the point of a missile if it can't go up a hill
Ninja kiwi are fuking retards. Makes the water on these maps useless

>>713237904
Silly anon. The water is there to help you, it's to reduce the usable amount of map in a thematic way.

Is it just me or does 5xx Desperado feel more like a tier 4 tower? I feel like it lacks the presence that you would normally expect from a tier 5 tower, and the design is quite bland.
>>713230387
lead popping + less shit damage
I was honestly astounded that he couldn't pop lead when I first got him
>>713220009
Middle path is literally just "crossbow but better"
It has lead popping and some useful abilities.

>>713238007
The worst part is that people aren't complaining because they only play the easy maps! Not even ninja kiwi play difficult maps.

>>713239553
Let's be fair Ravine is notoriously dogshit.
>it's literally impossible? here's a bloon popping map gimmick :)
Peak Just Remove The Goddamn Map You Lazy Cunts behaviour

bottom path is legit a good chimps tower

Best map worst boss: RKTSGV

>>713240354
I got bad news for you

>>713240464
Fuck Ninjakiwi and their stupid servers

RKTPTP

>>713240685
>300% HP
>No dartling

>>713240760
>mfw I forgot to check the rules because I forgot bosses do that

>>713240030
Also true. But it's all maps that have water below.

Adora's Temple
Quarry
Encrypted
Sunken Columns
Spillway
Another Brick
Glacial Trail
High Finance

THERE'S NO PARAGON
I REPEAT

I think we're gonna need TSG

Temple only takes three upgrades, you don't need Mortar it won't add anything

>>713242138
>>713242323
I don't make these things often, I thought there was something like that though.

I think we can just farm the rest of it. I'm making like 70k a round.

ggez no re

Good enough for blundering into it without a working strategy

>>713242957
Yeah, I had no idea we couldn't get a paragon.

>>713243340
No idea what the strat for Elite will be. Multiple TSGs?

Am I having a severe case of PEBCAK or did the leddit really stop posting daily challenge solutions 4 days ago?

>>713244226
I've always googled it to see if one of the youtubers has posted a video yet

I would like to update my bug report about the game crashing every time. it happens when alt-tabbing
fix is to restart steam but cmon now

Outside of Baloons what are other good tower defense games?

>>713237904
>>x3x Ballistic Missile no longer ignores line of sight blockers
Wait for real? Man I gotta go read the patch notes.
This tower's path is butchered for good if true outside of T5.

>>713245743
>Bomb Blitz is back
Love it.
>Ice Monkeys can now be placed on water
Interesting.
>Middle Mortar damage boost removed
Whatever nobody ever used it for bosses and BADs.
>Perma Spike got kneecapped
Jesus.
>Megalodon still standing strong
Based based based.
>Adora nerfed
BASED BASED BASED.
>Corvus nerfed for the 3rd patch in a row
Just fuck my shit up. It's over. They didn't nerf they just straight up murdered him, what the fuck. Do I have to start using Sauda like the other retards?
Too bad about the Spike Paragon cheese for Dreadbloon, I liked that one.

>>713246092
>>Megalodon still standing strong
>Based based based.
Huh?
It was enormously nerfed. Attack speed is slower than orca's old one.

What can be done to make top path not shit?
The other two paths have solid ideas (Ranged marksman that hunts valuable targets and "Come near me and I'll fuck your shit up" shotgun), but the burst of attack with low damage isn't that great, especially when you need to edge the monkey I did that on purpose by the way to get any use out of it. Elite Defender does the job better by far.

>>713246151
>slower than orca's old one.
He still shreds bosses even with a slightly slower attack speed and outside of bosses the attack speed barely batters because it one shot BADs until +250 to 300 rounds in.
Plus you can easily mitigate the attack speed problem with 10 overclock stacks and +50% and +100% attack speed from MIB and T5 thing.

>>713246151
It was outdamaging degree 40 paragons before, it'll just outdamage degree 20 paragons now, big change.
It's probably still outclass VSG by a landslide.

Cowboy Monkey and Wild West maps strongly imply the existence of Native Monkeys

>>713247912
>natives
Those are bloons.

>>713247981
And they all deserve death

>>713247981
Anon please I just want monkey boys in stereotypical body paint and feathers to gang up on a Desperado and "welcome him to the Reservation"

I like this video

>>713246151
Megalodon does a ton of boss damage not because it's good but because it's bugged, and NK has not yet fixed that bug; intentionally, I'm willing to bet

it's so hot bros.... what happens when you superheat a bloon? does it explode or melt

>>713251768
It does whatever the fuck this asshole does when it overheats

Tell me about the Desperado's hips, why do they swagger?

>>713252029
The thing I find is that Blastpoop is more annoying than hard. The others either are skill checks or offer a challenge, this guy just keeps going "nuh-uh" and fucking up your day.

>>713247912
The Native Americans are actually turtles in the bloons universe.
https://bloons.fandom.com/wiki/Tribal_Turtle
https://bloons.fandom.com/wiki/Tribal_Turtle_Pro
Which implies the existence of multiple Turtle genocides by the Desperado Monkey.

Rogue legends is so shit.
I really hate just how much negation there is in the game for a roguelike.
Lead, purple, zebra, moab, camo, camo lead, camo purple, dreadbloon entire archetypes and lead AND flat damage reduction, Blastopalous purple immunity, camo boss...
It's just shit design for a roguelike. Yes, you can counter all those things, but god it sucks a fucking lot.
Dreadbloon and Blast in particular. Yeah you're meant to go for variance and such but... it just isn't fun.
Honestly it's probably just plain too hard to be able to experiment with things, and these flat out damage negations don't help.
It's kind of shit honestly. I can sort of get what it's going for, but I'm just not having fun with it.

What do you guys think?

>>713253946
>native american turtles
when will ninja kiwi acknowledge the existence of turtle-run casinos operated on tribal land for looser regulations amd better tax benefits?

>>713254339
I think the proliferation of artifacts that make X type of tower count as all types of towers is probably the worst possible solution to that problem.

>>713254514
Doesn't even work on dreadbloon.
And if you're going a magic build, early blast is pure shit.
The fact mentoring is absolutely necessary but irreversible without a second copy of that monkey means you might be committing to an upgrade that's can't even hit blast.

And there are way more problems than just those two, they're just top of my head at the minute after a few recent runs. I just don't like this design of outright immunities, and having to pick between recruitment and mentoring, both of which are mandatory. Then it actively punishes you for longer routes by forcing skips on shit maps, or just plain making it way harder.

I don't normally think I'm such a bitch, I've got a number of chimps medals under my belt solo and co-op, but I'm struggling with rogue legends a ton. I can't tell if it's shit design or too hard, but I'm thinking it's both.

>>713254339
I don't think it's the damage blockers like you mention, I feel like the individual runs are way too long. Maybe I'm comparing it to other roguelikes I've played but it is exhausting.
I have not really played it since they added that second wave of relics though so I don't know.
Is the druid artifact still overpowered?

>>713254339
>>713254937
The builds I seem to get the most use out of is a druid build with Obyn or a 3-2-0 boat build with Brickell. Every other build I can think of doesn't do it.

>>713254339
Biggest problem I've seen with legends is that it's almost 100% build-based.
I mean I guess tower micro is skill-based but who wants to do that?

>>713255258
Looking around, apparently you want to have some micro to get a beast handler run going, shit can get nasty in later rounds.
Also is it me or are the mini-games really unbalanced?
>Get a least cash
>Auto-legendary
>Get a Race
>Pull your hair out (Pre-patch that made the time requirements a bit more "fair")
>Get a Phayze boss rush early game
>Just kill yourself.

>>713255085
Problem is then, having to rely on rng to provide you with a strong enough tower, or even two or three if it comes later, that can handle dreadbloon's phase that's immune to your build.
Further, druid's cant detect camo so you need a solution for that. I assume you use avatar of wrath for bosses? But you can't afford that for the first boss for sure, maybe also the second.

That's another couple complaints. You don't know how much money you have on each boss ahead of time, so you can't know if that 205 ace you just recruited will actually be playable.

Also, way too many multi lane maps early on. Would've thought they'd be limited to round 4, maybe late round 3, but you see them as early as round 1.

day three of grinding 3.5m bloons

pls do the needful blasta sirs

80+ only requires a bare minimum of autism (and an xxl trap). I'm following vadims early/midgame shit loosely and I do 90+

>>713255616
>second boss
>phayze
>muddy puddles
>it just rockets through the lane every phase
What the fuck? How is this fucking balanced?

>>713255732
>camo regrows behind you
nothing per son hell

>>713255732
Just grind cakes on impop, that's ~300k/map. It's literally 12 maps and you're done.

>>713255732
Do some apopalypse games and run freeplay until you die, it works wonders

>>713254339
3xx Heli goes fucking BRRRRRR

>>713255894
Yeah that's one of my solutions, start with wiggly wacky wavy and use heli to carry while you recruit/mentor your actual build on the side.
Shit sucks though.

>>713255732
It takes like 2 games of 200+ Easy Freeplay on Monkey Meadow

quickest way to 350000 pops?

>>713255732
Just regrow farm retard

>>713236160
https://files.catbox.moe/d6rgnw.png
here

>>713257018
he looks so much gayer here than when he is being railed and leaking cum

ice monkey go in water now
next we need brickell on land

>>713236160
>nooo not my furry kid porn

>>713257995
>kid
where? stop lying faggot

>>713258029
lmoa thanks for the you lololololo

>>713258063
don't care, now post more bloons kid porn

>>713258029
retard

>>713258140
desperado is a kid? that's news to me

>>713257995
Boo monkunny jumpscare
https://files.catbox.moe/bkmsrt.png

>>713258297
god I love cheese pizza

co op?

>>713258596
post code

>>713258297
I was expecting something new from GOE, and I was utterly let down.

>>713259821
>GOE
Who

>>713259863
Game Over Earrape

Balance - Impoppable - Cake
RKLHBW

>>713205107 (OP)
I went afk on a bunch of t4s of this guy for xp and he made it to round 93 so he can't be that bad

>>713259863
goe fuck yourself, nigger

>Bloons Lame Defense
*yawn*
Call again me when they finally release the mortar paragon.

>420 sub can pop leads
>402 sub can pop faster but not leads
>everyone seems to go for 402
why not go for leads?

>>713260267
lol

>>713260437
I used to go 402 but since I got more into races thanks CT I gravitate towards 420 regardless of the situation. It really depends, I think 402 is better if you're not getting pierce capped or leads aren't a problem. I take 420 more for the pierce than the lead popping.

>>713260437
Because it's not about 4xx at all. It's about decamo speed. A single sub can badly fuck up and miss a bunch of camo bloons with its radar on later rounds with more and faster bloons.

>>713260437
pretty sure airburst darts does nothing for submerge attack, at least it didn't used to

>>713260675
400 always decamoes though, the only times it doesn't is when it's out of pierce, like in round 78

That's some nice range

>>713261341
now add ultraboost and 10 boost buffs

wtf where did that temple come from
sneaky stuff

gg gentlemen

Downstream - Impoppable - Cake
RKOUHO

>>713252029
>>713253504
He got buffed btw, he moves faster now.

>>713254339
We told you guys to not buy the game because it was gonna be shit and you didn't listen.

Am I the only one who did that one quest that released with Desperado where you're supposed to do the whole thing with 1 Hero doing all the damage without actually reading?
I was wondering why the fuck it was that my cannon tower dealt no damage but I shrugged it off and won with Special Poperation doing like +6 million pops followed by Bloon Solver with 2 million pops and the rest as utility towers like embrittle and MOAB stunning even though these dealt no damage.

>>713262468
>we

>>713262613
Yes, WE. We as in Us.

>>713262663
YEAHHH I LOVE THE US
USA USA USA

>>713262746
>>713262663
Oui? Why you speaking French?

ffs p2 get your ass back in here and put churchill down next to ezili

>>713256262
freeplay apopalypse, should get there by getting to round 200+ twice

>>713256262
Growth farm.
Takes about 40 minutes, maybe an hour.
You get to round 76, you set a 030 helicopter in some good spot and a 042 glue gunner set to first, they'll keep the regrows looped around the heli, and then you set a strong tower at the end of the track to kill the ones that get through to farm pops.
You can keep track of the pops by clicking on the locked tower.

>>713262586
It's bugged, I did this and a bunch of towers besides the hero had pops somehow

>>713263216
>a bunch of towers
I figured it was just specific ones like Spop and Solver because they were dealing indirect damage (damage through the soldiers and damage through the glue or the glue drops on the ground), because almost every other tower was dealing no damage, but yeah it's also just generally not thought out so probably lots of bugs.

>>713255850
that was an excellent idea

P3 if you're building a paragon, you only need 100 total tiers besides the T5s. That means 25 darts with 4 upgrades each is enough.

Erosion - Medium - Cake
Get this goddamn bonus off this shithole map
RMMGSL

>>713249419
Be careful of what you wish for anon

>>713266007
I am never careful. If the monkey paw wishes to close it will do so around my dick.

>>713265839
I'm joining but I have no idea how to play.

Blue dot means requesting money, right?

>>713264278
one of them's a girl right?

>>713266365
I've been playing for years and I still don't know what the blue dot under a name in coop means
Requesting money is a red circle with an exclamation mark

>>713266573
>>713266365
Blue dot is the host

>>713205107 (OP)
We have enough poorly designed and forced heroes.

>>713266604
Is that really what that is? Isn't that implied by P1 as it is?

>>713266079
He would say that

>>713266664
It's for when the current host disconnects

>>713266664 (Me)
Ah I guess it can move around if P1 disconnects, makes sense

ggez no re

Rotation just changed, what's on it now?

>>713267061
Dart, Wiz, Dartling and Super

>>713267341
I have a lingering suspicion that you're not being quite honest.

>>713267556
Well fuck. Dart was in last rotation too. And a full set my focus targets is pretty unlikely to happen. Fuck, now I have to run ~26 impops ;_;

>>713251768
It turns into ceramic

>>713268465
nice

???

This island sucks, there's like nothing to damage the boss

>>713226292
Corvus is the only reason I still play the game. Fun as fuck

Speaking of collection events, the trick to get loads of diamond crates is to open the game and then turn your internet off right? Because then all the points get tallied together, get assigned the tier and only then the subtraction starts, correct?

What is a good round to get Corvus on expert maps? I'm doing Sanctuary if it helps, got him on round 18

>>713262586
I did it with churchill

>>713237443
Impossible, I have seen every bloons r34 image and have no recollection of that

Managed to find an easy start for Sanctuary with Desperado.
>start with 2 desperados in the left part of the platforms
>Buy sniper mid round 8 and set him to strong
>Get boomerang in the top platform on round 10
>get another sniper on round 11 and set him to strong
>upgrade boomer to 011
>round 15 set desperados to strong
>round 16 set a sniper to first
>Get Corvus end of round 18
Worked super reliably for me

>>713226454
it's just to bully people into putting a village into range but making him 10% slower

>>713227261
>hero uses drones to kill
>wears a russian flag
>french

>>713273197
You can buff the fuck out of bottom path as long as it's outside its shotgun range.
It will debuff his pistol but you don't care about that

>>713270520
Boss rush? There's plenty. 302 tacks for starters, then 032 spacks. Rest is air and sea plus dartgon. Add 204 super(s) and a 520 wiz for some extra pops. You got xxl trap to farm with.

>>713269043
>what is slavery

>>713257018
>japanese name is Absolute Rule

>>713271237
This patch fixed rerolling with alt-f4 before accepting what you got. They might have fixed yours as well.

>>713255732
>6 hard rounds each day for 3 days is too much

>>713273274
>>713273381
>>713273524
>>713273642
stop greentexting!!!!

>>713273715
>he doesn't believe our meme arrows will block out the sun

>>713273715
>stop greentexting!!!!

>Echo + Overload
How did they allow this wtf

>Breeze through every other round
>Can't beat 100
Devastating.

>>713276045
If you don't mind some backseating from someone who hasn't done a single expert chimps that might not even be right surely you could have saved some money for a first strike

>>713276045
I think I had like 30k on 99 but I wanted to get desperado, I really thought he could do it...

>>713276949
Meant for >>713276875

>>713272251
>I have seen every bloons r34 image
not unless you've hacked my computer

>>713227261
I remember one that had etienne, quincy and ben but now I'm not sure if they were in maid dresses or bunnysuits.

>>713278517
Neither

>>713278385
What rare, unseen images do you posses?

>>713272251
>>713227261
Finally found it

>>713279893
Damn, where did you find it?

>>713281048
As a 225x225 image I saved 3 years ago and just reversed search to find on Pintrest what I think is a copy of a Reddit post that no longer exists

>>713254339
>magic build
>oops all purples!
>explosives build
>oops all camo zebras!
>water tower build
>oops all land maps!
just get the 320 heli, it solos all maps anyways
I still cannot fucking believe that Muddy Puddles and Dark Dungeon is actually in the map rotation. It's fucking absurd how hard the expert maps counter 90% of all builds
I got fucking Vortex on Cargo once. It's absurd how short Cargo's moab path is, and how fucking fast Vortex goes
It's stupid how much a shit layout can screw you over

Instant loss NOW

>>713282109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTITrzVogds

>>713282040
>Covered Garden in general because you don't have nearly enough rounds or towers to do the gimmick right
>Flooded Valley when you've got no water towers or anything that can reach the track
>Geared without global range towers
They put zero thought into this

>>713282416
I wish you could see all the maps in a lane, that way you could actually plan your route beyond "where's all the campfires"
I suppose that's why you're allowed to skip maps, but then they'll just give you 4 absolute dogshit maps in a row and force you to beat the boss in 1 attempt

>things that show up in my twitter feed
Huh.

Spoilered for obese monkey content

>>713205107 (OP)
hmomx

>>713282678
perhaps this is a sign you should stop using twitter

Anonymous No.>>713281431

Boss time?

>>713286137
4 days

>>713286342
Damn bro, wanna do it now?

>>713286492
Yeah sure

>>713286521
>forgot to paste the code
fuck me
RMAOOE Blasta normal

>>713286624
3/4 starting in 3 minutes

Try placing your Ben behind some object btw, he loses you a ton of money with trojan

>>713287109
The only object in this map is the sign I used already, and the rock if we don't remove it (doubtful)

B-but... but.. the rubber to gold...

You should sell the engi and buy it again in range of the village, for extra cash and all

how gay is the cowmonke?

No paragons allowed this event

>>713288114
I'd say he's top 5 but nowhere close to druid tier

Sell that Sun God we're getting a vtsg

deploy it.

gg, that was fun.
Thanks for joining anons

>>713289628
Where did I miss the 50k sacrifice I swear I went overboard on purpose on every single one
gg

gg

>>713246092
>>Bomb Blitz is back
What do you mean it literally only got nerfs

Thankfully Elite does not ban paragons at least

Sun God... Cute...

>>713254339
I mean what do you expect from a retard studio that uses fucking *eddit for all their news and community interaction. Every single extra mode is some unfun sweaty bullshit with no build variety because they balance le funny monkey tower defense game like it's a goddamn esports game.

Island 4 guide?

>>713293123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqcS5fKqtQE

>>713293123
>Boss Rush Island 4 | Very Easy 112 Pops | Blastapopoulos | Downstream | BTD6 Boss Tutorial
It says Very Easy so I'm sure you will have no problem with it!

>>713205107 (OP)
Cute twink

>>713205107 (OP)
>"desperado" instead of "gunslinger"
Devs trying too hard to appeal to the plebbit zoomie crowd

>>713294932
Cause he's not a gunslinger, he's a cowboy

>>713295203
He isn't even riding a monkey horse you retard

>>713295378
No, he's riding me

>>713291608
Sun God doesn’t just look cute, anon, he *is* cute. Little floating golden head with radiant beams and googly eyes of death. I swear half the time I pad my sacrifices just so I can keep him around a bit longer before VTSG eats him.

>>713282678
you guys post worse and imply you fap to it

top seems weak
mid feels worse than sniper unless you micro the buff in specific situations
bot i dunno it feels like you need plenty of them which defeats the purpose of the lone wolf

>>713297045
>bot i dunno it feels like you need plenty of them
What do you mean?

>>713297409
just not strong enough
now granted you're supposed to mix towers but putting him alone (since other towers in range make him weaker) also makes it so he has to carry his part of the map and i just don't see it happening compared to most other towers

>>713297568
There's actually a catch, you know how he has two ranges? The big one is for his pistol and the short one is for the shotgun, if you place towers in pistol range but not shotgun range only his revolver attack will get debuffed.

>>713297568
doesn't his shotgun make him stall well if you spam attack speed buffs on him?
>>713297983
also this, alternatively if you're not playing CHIMPS just heli away a perma brew

>>713296082
VTSG also a cute
No pictures of his butt tho...

monkeyfuckers (gay) are cringe

>>713299610
It'll happen to you too

Drawing requests?

>>713301412
Monkeys hand in hand, happy and smiling :)

>>713301412
cobra monkey and 5xx desperado having a standoff at high noon

bepis

>>713304541
benin

>>713305585
Ben in what?

>>713306436
Pajamas with a sleeping cap and a plushie

>>713306436
Ben in jam

>>713301412
samurai monkey as a complement to cowboy monkey
You ever watched Yojimbo?

>>713205107 (OP)
>can't have dual rifles
why bother

>>713295378
Monut...

>>713302378
I was expecting to draw some smut but I guess this works too.
this took way longer than it should've...

>>713310431
cute cute cute cute

>>713245215
disable steam input in the controller settings

>>713311329
i guess you could also do it on a per-game basis

>>713311329
>Controller settings break alt-tabbing on keyboard
How does this happen

>>713310431
:)

is engineer monkey any good i'm not listening to some faggot's tier list on reddit

>>713313094
Depends on the situation

>>713313094
Depends but overall I'd say it's a really good tower.

>>713313094
Top path is fun and can do some serious dmg with the self-destructing sentries but it relies too much on RNG.
Middle is the best support with the overclock ability.
Bottom is good cheap early camo and bloon traps can make you a ton of money.

Paragon used to be shit but they gave him a huge update and now he can overclock other paragons.

>>713313307
The engi paragon was still good it's just that like 90% of his damage comes from the sentry explosions and the game never tells you that

>>713313307
The cheap early camo is for middle
Also the Paragon has always been good.

>>713313307
huh, after all this time I thought top path was a meme pick despite seemingly being good on the surface.

>>713313379
oh yeah I got it mixed up for some reason.

>>713313384
There are better towers but he's no slouch

>>713313094
Overclock is probably one of the most used towers since it has some pretty busted interactions with other towers, bottom path is used primarily for tryhard money farming, specially in bosses, top path is good but not used that much.

>>713313384
If you give him some attack speed buffs he shreds, middle path village specially, cause it makes him place sentries faster and also increases their attack speed at the same time

>>713313529
Top path, mostly tiers 3 and 4 of that path, are very good for their price. It's a niche thing but in least cash situations the tower can shine.

Look at this monke

>>713315701
I'm so glad about 6's artstyle

I almost have Mermonkey. Is she good?

When did you all suddenly love Monkeys now?

>>713317779
Its pretty hilarious putting the xx5 totem in a chinook.

>>713317779
Very
She's probably at her worst point now though, bottom path used to be unbelievable at stalling. Top path is great for cleanup specially cerams, and middle path... exists

What the hell?
Bloons was just a flash game you played on sites like funny_games and the like.
Who the fuck are all these characters? There's no way this mediocre TD became a franchise.

>>713318908
https://store.steampowered.com/app/960090/Bloons_TD_6/
Play NOW

>>713319042
>6
You are taking the piss

>>713319170
https://bloonswiki.com/Category:Games_published_by_Ninja_Kiwi

>>713313094
top path sentries scale pretty well with rounds, getting sprockets is a huge damage increase, and the buffs to Sentry Expert make it actually usable now instead of it spamming 0 damage ice sentries against moabs like it used to. Sentry engineer does really well with attack speed buffs since he tosses out sentries faster and all the sentries get his buffs too, so technically a 20% speed increase is more like a 30% damage increase
middle path cleansing foam is a fucking garbage piece of shit decamo/delead option because the foam gets used up when normal bloons cross over it so it's hardly ever useful since camo and leads always appear alongside regular bloons. Overclock is nice, but for $15,000 you really should be buying some other better tower first.
bottom path oversize nails, pin, double gun are all super good down a straight line, real solid choice for cheap early game bloon popping/stalling power. Bloon Trap is a great income generator and instakilling a couple ceramics is always nice, but scales terribly once moabs start coming out, and XXXL trap is hard to save into since you're going to need other towers for moab popping before you can afford it, but it becomes one of the best blimp killers, and then again becomes useless once BADs start coming out.

>>713318908
You are not ready for the level of optimization and autism in this version of bloons.
Speaking of which, has Tar Pits got any changes yet? I want to actually CHIMPS it DAMNIT

>Spirit of the Forest
>Flying Dorito Ace

Is this the best combo? I literally can't lose chimps on any non-meme map

>>713310431
Yaaaaaay
>expecting to draw some smut
I know goat but I saw nobody reply so I thought I'd just throw that in there. I'm completely lost when it comes to lewd requests. Seeing how the other two replies are not lewd either I think we might be healing.....

yeah, i'm a pretty big deal

>>713302810
Here ya go, I'll post a finished version tomorrow. Crazy how all the drawings I've done ITT have been a completely different genre
I wanted Jericho to be doing the Max Payne face but it's hard to convey that expression on monkes...

>>713279893
>>713281431
I just copied what you did and managed to get a PNG version from the same Pinterest post.

250 is the best cowboy path, yes?

>x5x Desperado needs bloons kept at a distance or he'll nerf himself by using his pistol
>stuck permanently using his pistol going into MOAB heavy rounds seems inevitable
I have just the thing

>>713327746
My image, 4chan. I linked an image.

>>713327895
>>713327746
or just place him far away from the track

>>713327895
>Lag Druid
I'd rather just quit the game.

Honestly I'm starting to realize all the desperado paths needs some serious specific conditions and positioning just to be mildy useful.

Why not save yourself the trouble and just use a global attack tower and afk?

>mid path desperado is a massive PM reference
Are the NK devs lobcorp CHADs , Ruinards or LimbuSISSIES?

I play with Sauda exclusively because there's no other good "melee" tower in the game.

>Having a good run with a heli build, just gotta make sure it isn't a short shit map
>Get, in a row:
>#Ouch
>Blood Puddles
>Ravine
>Geared
>That map that freezes your towers
FUCK
OFF

I literally have never beat an intermediate map or anything worse on hard mode

>>713329396
only 10 maps or so are actually designed to be fun and played
there are so many no fun allowed filler maps that need a redesign

>>713329951
Mad because Bad

>>713328909
Don't hate on Pat, he is trying his best

>>713324961
Man i used to play a fuckton of the og btd battles back in the day. Desperado feels like the final nail in the coffin for ever seeing cobra return. Still holding out hope for the balloon chipper.

>>713333492
Doesn't Battles 2 have a COBRA hero?

>>713333539
I meant for btd 6. I didn't end up trying btd battles 2 yet so I didn't know. Glad ninjakiwi didn't forget

>>713333702
NK will do everything but release the new SAS game and add Bloonchipper into BTD6

>>713333702
The redpill is that beast handler is the replacement for bloonchipper
>MOAB killer path
>Infinite stall path

>>713260491
sauce?

I literally destroy my DICK daily to both monkegals and slutty monkeboys

>>713317779
what a cool image

>>713334338
so-called free thinkers when they install btd6

I will co op with the next person to post

this is a threat

Monke

pop

Underground - Impoppable - Cake

RFRHFP

>reconnecting to your game
oh fuck off NK

So are they ever gonna buff the VTSG or not?
>ultra mega god tower, buffed by the hidden secret rube goldber path that lets you turn him into an ultra mega god of death and destruction instead
>outclassed by pumping 2 million dollars into a warplane or a spike factory or some wizard
And to add insult to injury, paragons having bonus boss damage for some reason means even a fucking dart monkey at a third of the price of the non-paragon VTSG still ends up more useful.

It didn't use to be this way.

>>713333492
anon chipper became a fish slut

>>713341678
VTSG is Monkey Knowledge. That's why it's not getting buffed.

>>713341742
Well what about TSG then? Even without the 5-5-5 it still costs about as much as the most expensive paragons (without cash slider) if you count max sacs.

Also, they made VTSG stronger than TSG in the first place, why the fuck can't they change those numbers again now

>>713341678
Paragons were made for bosses specifically. VTSG is still very strong and you want one if you go freeplay. The buffs it gives are unmatched.

>>713342083
But it only gives buffs to non-paragons because paragons have to be so unique and speshul, so by late freeplay your damage is going to be dominated by said paragons anyway. Assuming you put in the effort to tryhard enough for them because of all the fucking arcane requirements for getting a high degree.
>Paragons were made for bosses specifically
Also not an excuse. Having super strong towers for bosses is a neat idea, but having a special class of towers that is extremely good against bosses and normal super strong towers pale in comparison because they don't have that magic boss damage buff is just retarded.

>>713205107 (OP)
>called towers
>theyre monkeys

uhh??

>>713343191
they are monkeys but their profession is tower
like how you are a monkey but your profession is faggot

>>713341678
>>outclassed by pumping 2 million dollars into a warplane or a spike factory or some wizard
Outclassed by one big shark*

how come a monkey town is more expensive than a monkey city and a monkeyopolis
it makes no sense!

>>713345960
the initial monkey utility and sewage infrastructure needs to be put in first

>>713293858
Jokes and vadims faggotry aside, I suck at bossing and still had no problems doing 90+.

>>713301412
5xx despe in a green jumpsuit and flight helmet, with his cowboy hat on top of the flight helmet. A topgun monke in a topgun suit, if you will.

Aviators optional.

>>713312440
Same way having your headphones in the backside jack instead of the front jack would cause one of the first cawadootys to crash. It's fucking magic.

>>713301412
This, but it's anon and Adora.

>>713301412
If you feel in a meme mood, then pic related with Ezili or Adora.

>anons are not requesting s*xual things
good or bad for the future of bloons?

>>713349004
This is a christian imageboard sex is forbidden
>captcha: SAGGS

>>713349531
I wonder which monkey can play the sax

>>713349004
Been so long since goat took requests that anons have forgotten how to be horny

>>713351181
He gets around and does other games

>>713341678
they literally buffed it 2 updates ago

>>713351283
I'm glad he does, his astro bot art was peak

>>713351941
Source

>>713352393
me, nigga

>>713352393
The patch notes

>>713347304
please do not the floating speakers

Bazaar and Chutes should be Advanced maps.

>>713353057
muh track length

>>713276045
Pretty funky how much shit you can fit on that tiny little platform.
ninja, mid sniper, permabrew and piratelord is just me overspending for lulz

>>713353517
Sanctuary easily the most fun map in the game

How many coop black borders do you primates have?

>>713353736
Only one
I expect to do more CHIMPS games when they actually add rlr to coop, I won't care about the black border itself

>>713352910
A cat (or monke) is fine too.

Join my coop game on Bloons TD 6! https://join.btd6.com/Coop/RGUFVF

Someone explain Automatic to me like I'm retarded. Did they just rename Far as a joke or does it actually do something else?

Easy
>>713357137
If I understood the patch notes correctly, it tries to aim for the furthest bloon in the track. I haven't tried it.

jesus christ if I hadn't been spamming harpoons I think those DDTs would've leaked

>>713357812
I didn't reduce accessibility to 0 and I couldn't see the hp of the BAD with all the shit on screen lol, good job

>>713357801
Dammit, I wish it was like Strong. That just sounds like a less useful Smart.

>>713357137
>the wiki hasn't touched it yet
I'm honestly shocked. You'd think it'd be miles easier to test and verify than the vagueries of Desperado stats but they don't even acknowledge Automatic exists yet

>>713358502
Okay just tested it and it's pretty much what I said. If no bloons are in range, it tries to place spikes as early into the track as possible (this is garbage imo)
Then the moment bloons are in range, it tries to aim at the one furthest along the track. You have to keep in mind the vision of the tower, no bloons in its vision even if they are in the track means it will still shoot towards the earliest part of the track it can do.

>>713359203
https://www.bloonswiki.com/Smart_Spikes_(BTD6)

>>713359597
why are there two bloon wikis

>>713360127
>he doesn't know about the third one
be happy you know of only two

>>713360127
Because fandom is garbage and no one should use it

RGWLTV

>>713360127
Everyone should free themselves from the fandom menace. Remember to add -fandom (and -fextralife while you're at it) to all your google searches.

>>713359416
So basically a reverse Smart, except it also actively targets stuff if it's within range. Wish it had target prio, then it'd be default setting for any boss rush.

>brickell and adora in college
>or adora and ezi

>>713361784
please refrain from posting 3dpd in the future, thank you very much

>>713361784
Brickell and Adora both have huge baloingodoings though

GO FUCK YOURSELF NIGGER KIWI
YOUR GAME MODE SUCKS DONKEY BALLS
GIVE ME MY $5 BACK

>>713362384
??????????????????

>>713362384
lol wtf

>>713362321
brickell got naturals
adora went on to get hers augmented

>>713362321
No, Brickell (my wife) has a modest bust (perfect). But as demonstrated by pic related, Adora is indeed a bit of a top heavy slag (not cute and not perfect).

Your glue doesn't have camo dummy

gg there was never any challenge

easy flawless masterwork

I dont understand why the bounty ability changes colour at T5 but doesn't target MOABs or something

>>713362947
I think it doesn't even increase the amount of cash you get, it just makes you target like 5 more bloons than usual

>>713363095
Gotta be honest I don't like the ability at all. The shorter the map the harder it is to time it properly to get "the most" bloons marked before they disappear into the grinder or are replaced by MOABs. And it's not like some other abilities that wont go off if there's no viable targets on screen, you can totally waste an activation from what I can tell.

whens elite blasta

>>713364254
Whenever you want

>>713364254
Next thread?

>>713363429
I've tried clicking it with nothing happening, so I'd guess you can't use/waste it if there's no eligible targets on screen.

>don't do coop
>don't do whatever the team mode is
>did buy the rogue mode (don't play it)
>did buy the skin (don't use it)
>did buy double cash mode
>just play monkey meadow on normal
gaming

I miss when people wouldn't brag about their retardation like it's the best thing

Blastapopadoms - Elite - Ranked
300% Health 90% Speed No Heli No Dartling
Paragons allowed
RGAPTS

>>713301412
Probably too late for this, but a 2 panel comic of the cowboy monkey saying he's the quickest shot in the west, then him cumming from just looking at a human dick

>>713349004
I keep requesting non porn drawings and nobody ever does them so I just don't request anything anymore.
>but I said sexu-
I don't care.

>>713355783
>Join my coop game on Bloons TD 6!
No.

P2 don't be greedy now

>>713366809
>I keep requesting non porn drawings
same but through persistence or lack of competition I get my drawings
if you REALLY cared, you could ask in the draw general or on the other sites

>about to spend boss rush tickets
>start
>stuck on loading
>end up alt-f4'ing
This better not have cost me a ticket. Is something I'd say if I was poor, but boss tickets are dirt cheap so I don't care. Thanks for reading my blog.

4th is more or less in the bag as long as you ninnies can handle ~400 pops between you, during next refresh.

>>713366809
skill issue

>>713367476
>Thanks for reading my blog.
I only subbed for nudes

>>713362384
get fucked

nigga got 300% health plus co-op ramp up so 1 elite defender isn't going to do dick to it

I've got a funky idea, what about sky shredder?

>>713367943
Carpet or will that not be enough
We can get a 004 -> 204 super

No camo crosspath?
What?

>>713367943
>co-op ramp
Uhhhh say again?

>>713367943
When I did solo I went with a Carpet for stage 1 and killed him fairly fast, probably should work out the same if you guys aren't doing elite.
Good luck fitting a bunch of Megalodons and Vengeful Sun Gods on the map for stage 4 and 5 though lol.

>>713362384
skill issue
that happened to me earlier and it was hilarious

>bump limit
skill issue

Let's restart from round 60

>>713368160
2-player fights will have 20% more boss HP, 3-player fights will have 40% more, and 4-player fights will have 60% more.

well which paragon we doing

Should I just sell the ace?

>>713369007
>paragons
There's no paragons for this boss lol.

>>713368883
Shit really? I’ve been blooning for 4 years and I’ve lately been doing bosses with randoms and I’ve only just heard of this now, I’ve done blasta normal twice already and failed with 4 people despite most people dropping cash drops at the start

>>713369578
You should do the boss with us :>

>almost leaking with a 70+ Dartgon because of that bullshit rock shield
Blasta can seriously fuck off

Overdesigned garbage

>>713367412
>if you REALLY cared, you could ask in the draw general or on the other sites
I don't show my bloons power level outside of these threads.

C'mon we GOTTA test the new ability

>>713370079
Purple immunity but alright go with it

>>713370109
its cool Ill heartsopper it and it will be flawless

My overclock will be the paragon I assume?
p3 btw

hmmm heartstoppering blasta doesnt work anymore does it

Good thread.

>>713370631
Hmmm quite