>>713212314 (OP)The Hogwarts man will speak at length about Hufflepuff house and its follies.
Retort by calling him a pseudointellectual, a glory-hog, a Quidditch snob, a purity miser—it all rolls off like potion on a dragonhide cloak. But call him a Hufflepuff boyfriend, and you’ll see it: the flinch, the blush, the sudden retreat—‘I’ve been found out.’
In an instant, he pivots. The one caught becomes the one offended. 'I’m not one of them,' he protests, too quickly. But the badger-shaped biscuits in his satchel, and the handwritten lunch note that says 'You’re brave in your own way,' betray him.