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Anonymous 6/21/2025, 6:36:17 AM No.713232845 [Report] >>713233871 >>713234451 >>713234546 >>713235106 >>713238054 >>713241474 >>713242119 >>713243024 >>713243069 >>713243448 >>713243534
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NintendoCHADS!
We CANT STOP WINNING!
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 6:38:24 AM No.713232936 [Report] >>713236195 >>713237597
sorry channers they had to remove some of the models
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 6:58:18 AM No.713233871 [Report] >>713234019 >>713234060 >>713234380 >>713234497 >>713236195 >>713241036 >>713243071
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>>713232845 (OP)
pretty easy when your levels are a small pool of recycled assets and your shitty textures are lower res than most ps2 games.
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 7:01:07 AM No.713234019 [Report] >>713237709
>>713233871
Enough out of you.
Please go complain about a different, non-Mario/Donkey Kong game.
I am begging you.
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 7:01:45 AM No.713234060 [Report] >>713234152
>>713233871
How long you gonna keep it up?
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 7:04:00 AM No.713234152 [Report]
>>713234060
He will lose his mind if or when it is revealed that "Pauline" is Pauline Jr. and is Mario and Pauline's daughter.
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 7:08:17 AM No.713234380 [Report]
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>>713233871
I hate how they turned him into a pixar dog
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 7:09:44 AM No.713234451 [Report] >>713234521 >>713236195
>>713232845 (OP)
8.5gb in 2025 for a game so the game is legit 4-5 hour long
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 7:10:38 AM No.713234497 [Report] >>713237709
>>713233871
Absolutely boilin'.
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 7:11:04 AM No.713234521 [Report] >>713235015
>>713234451
Good.

Modern games are too damn long.
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 7:11:29 AM No.713234546 [Report] >>713234640
>>713232845 (OP)
Isn't the smallest size for switch game carts 64gb? This isn't a download key game right?
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 7:13:23 AM No.713234640 [Report] >>713234719
>>713234546
No, it is physical.
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 7:15:07 AM No.713234719 [Report]
>>713234640
So is there just a bunch of empty space on the cart or are they making smaller game carts now?
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 7:21:05 AM No.713235015 [Report] >>713236195
>>713234521
>I love paying more for less
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 7:22:39 AM No.713235106 [Report] >>713236195
>>713232845 (OP)
They cut content and the game isn't even out yet
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 7:45:52 AM No.713236195 [Report] >>713236413 >>713236518 >>713237709
>>713232936
>>713233871
>>713234451
>>713235106
>>713235015
>I am mad at NintendoCHADS and don't understand compression or optimization so Im just going to assume Nintendo cut a bunch of stuff out
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 7:50:58 AM No.713236413 [Report]
>>713236195
>compression or optimization
shit textures are not a valid form of optimization.
3D world and Odyssey have higher res textures than this and those are years old and made for last gen hardware.
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 7:53:03 AM No.713236518 [Report] >>713236618
>>713236195
if nintendo shit in your mouth you'd say it tasted like chocolate ice cream
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 7:55:11 AM No.713236618 [Report] >>713237715 >>713237753
>>713236518
>the jeet keeps talking about shit
do you have any other thought beside scat?
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 8:17:52 AM No.713237597 [Report]
>>713232936
rip
BEAUTIFUL VEGAN MESSIAH 6/21/2025, 8:20:30 AM No.713237709 [Report] >>713237827
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>>713234019
>>713234497
>>713236195
>Enough out of you. Please go complain about a different, non-Mario/Donkey Kong game. I am begging you.
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Anonymous 6/21/2025, 8:21:34 AM No.713237753 [Report] >>713240887
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>>713236618
if you don't like shit why do you keep paying for it? why is there only 1 MKW thread up in the catalog right now?
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 8:23:09 AM No.713237827 [Report]
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>>713237709
You will not hide from Pauline Jr.
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 8:28:52 AM No.713238054 [Report] >>713239056
>>713232845 (OP)
Why the hell do they need those expensive 64 gb cartridge then?
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 8:53:16 AM No.713239056 [Report]
>>713238054
They likely won't use those ones since it is likely cheaper to just order 12GB cartridges in lower amounts than only buying 64GB ones in bulk
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 9:32:59 AM No.713240887 [Report]
>>713237753
>We get this shit instead of odyssey 2
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 9:36:06 AM No.713241036 [Report]
>>713233871
>Why don't developers optimize their games any more?
>How dare they optimize their game to save space!
You'll never be happy in life.
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 9:37:37 AM No.713241098 [Report]
Are Nintendo wizards
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 9:45:38 AM No.713241474 [Report]
>>713232845 (OP)
should have made a dkc tropical freeze 2
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 10:00:35 AM No.713242119 [Report] >>713242851
>>713232845 (OP)
That's a bad thing though
>less content is good
Odyssey was already short as fuck, this will be even shorter
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 10:18:02 AM No.713242851 [Report]
>>713242119
they compressed the files
the original file size was listed ahead of time because you never really know exactly how much it will compress depending on how much you optimize everything
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 10:21:58 AM No.713243024 [Report]
>>713232845 (OP)
>2025 game
>8gb size
Oh no no no no no....
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 10:23:12 AM No.713243069 [Report]
>>713232845 (OP)
>Indie game file size
Tendiebros...
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 10:23:17 AM No.713243071 [Report]
>>713233871
Real answer here. Most assets are generic recycled rocks.
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 10:32:10 AM No.713243448 [Report]
>>713232845 (OP)
1.5Gb will be sold as DLC
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 10:34:05 AM No.713243534 [Report]
>>713232845 (OP)
>8.5 gb game
Oh now I see why it look like shit