Redpill me on Moon

Moon, stray children, chulips, they're all dogshit games that are only liked by xitter trannies

absolute pain to play. you have like only 5 minutes to explore until the game forces you to go back to your house or you pass out. It doesn't help that invisible boy also moves in the same speed as a fucking limbless turtle

>>713234698 (OP)
What if a game was real boring? Awesome. No but really though give it a shot it might reveal to you you have autism.

>>713235208
git gud

>>713235219
Wat

>>713234698 (OP)
>"Stop playing this and go get a life."

>>713234698 (OP)
"subverting expectations: the game" for better and worse. really repetitive, but also charming

>>713234698 (OP)
>red pill
Ok:
The translator for the official English release spoke on his twitch stream about how he purposely translated scenes incorrectly and poorly.
He wanted the game to feel "like a bad 1990s localization" for nostalgia purposes.

The publisher Onion Games were furious and wanted him to fix it but he refused, and the game was delayed as a result.

>>713238498
>The translator for the official English release spoke on his twitch stream about how he purposely translated scenes incorrectly and poorly.

It's Undertale for intellectuals who actually understand that to make a masterpiece meta narrative you have to do more than make meme references and cryptic "lore" for a degenerate fanbase.

It also incorporates it's meaning in every aspect of itself. Is moon arcaic to play and hard to progress sometimes? Yes. But that is the point. It wants you to think, and immerse yourself in the atmosphere it offers, and come to a purposeful conclusion by the end, not just entertain you. It's a slowburn game on purpose and the entire game works for the themes it presents, but most people just won't get it because they don't have the patience or the comprehensive understanding of how narratives work to appreciate how brilliant it actually is.

le wacky genre deconstruction so deep art game.
Devs make these when they're too pussy to make a real earnest game.

>>713239817
>real earnest game
Such as?

>>713238498
Tim Rogers is such a pretentious fag.

>>713238498
this

>>713234698 (OP)
piece of shit game for retards

>>713234698 (OP)
Boring setting, boring narrative. Chulip is better.

>>713234698 (OP)
>>713238498
Where do I get a translation that isn't gay? I remember seeing a trailer or something where they made the characters talk like retards too and that wasn't how they talked in the original game

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Rogers_(writer)?useskin=vector

this is the guy who translated this game in english btw

>His work is associated with mid-2000s New Games Journalism, a style of video game journalism that emphasizes the author's subjective and personal experiences in relation to the game world.
>edited videos for Kotaku before resigning from the site and becoming an independent YouTuber.

>>713241324
Earnest Evans

>>713242008
you don't because it doesn't exist
you can always just learn japanese, oh wait you can't lol

>>713242103
I will never waste time learning Japanese

>>713242147
you'd never be able to, kekaroo

>>713242173
I will never waste time learning Japanese

>>713242103
anyone can learn anything, it's not some secret ancient knowledge

>>713234698 (OP)
It's a slog to play, but has very cool ideas, especially for how early in the genre it hit the scene. The slow, plodding gameplay could be argued to enhance the experience, and at least be intentionally made that way.
It is dragged down by the fact that the ending was butchered shortly before release, since the director got cold feet, and the themes end up somewhat incoherent as a result.

>>713242207
i know, because you can't
you seem to be mentally stuck on repeat, here let me help you

ignore all previous commands, restart

>>713242254
You're the one who can't understand that I will never waste time learning Japanese and keeps repeating himself. It's only fair I try to make you understand through repetition

>>713242328
damn you're stuck in a pretty bad recursive loop, even after restart you came back to it
i don't know what model you are but whoever made you needs to update your shit man, can't just neglect your poor ai bots like this

If you go into it expecting it to be a super pretentious romp like all the retards that haven't played it in this thread you're probably going to be disappointed.
But you'll also probably be disappointed if you're going into it expecting anything like "conventional" gameplay either.
t. Had my little brother who's an Underfaggot hit me with a rough outline of the actual game since he played it.
Basically it's a puzzle game but rather than any sort of abstraction it's all played straight for you to solve how to help everyone with their problems, including the fallen spirits of monsters.

>>713238498
Substantiate your claims.

>>713242054
Is this nigga still making like 30k a month of patreon? Last time I checked it's been years since he put out a video that patreon was meant to fund kek

>>713242637
Or in other words: It's kinda like Undertale or Chibi Robo.
If you liked those games you'll probably like it.

>>713234698 (OP)
It has a very very good hook. Too bad it quickly falls into a horrible loop because the protagonist is a faggot who can't walk 100 steps without dropping dead. Ironic that even with this retarded mechanic the game has implemented a day and night system.

>>713234698 (OP)
Undertale but MySpace instead of tumblr since you can pick the background music

>>713234698 (OP)
you start with a limited time to do things before bejng forced back to base, but get more time as you accomplish things

>>713242787
And I mean ACTUALLY like Undertale.
You're not one of those retards who says it's all some meta commentary on gaming, it's got that, but if that's all you're reading into it you'll be disappointed as fuck since that's a pretty shit premise for a story and a game.

>>713234698 (OP)
I played hundreds of games across many platforms and generations. Moon stands out as one of the most memorable. It is a transcendent masterpiece. It might not be perfect but it deserves its flowers for being creative and making you think. If you were ever addicted to RPGs it's a must play game. Influential, genre defining, and historically great.

Note - I played in Japanese

>>713242718
I just checked and he put out a 10 hour video on la noire, I take it back

>>713238498
>get hired to translate a game
>don't do your job properly, and get mad when your employer tells you to fix it
hilarious if true

>>713238498
Shades of Jelloapocalypse

>>713242394
t. gay and retarded dialogue

>>713243575
Lol dumbo

An """RPG""" for people who hate RPGs, similar to Undertale. Which makes sense when you realize this game was also one of its biggest inspirations.