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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:40:39 AM No.713235964
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WTF mariobros...
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:43:36 AM No.713236095
>>713235964 (OP)
Up, since the window is on the right.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:45:51 AM No.713236193
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:46:05 AM No.713236204
>>713235964 (OP)
the background was clearly drawn with the idea they'd be going down but the chink animators couldn't tell
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:46:47 AM No.713236227
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>>713236095
Wrong. By that logic, the stairs would be going down.
Thise tower keep stairs were designed to always go up clockwise, so that an invader(climber)'s sword arm(right) was closest to the wall, not giving him space to swing.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:47:23 AM No.713236257
>>713236227
ill rape u
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:47:51 AM No.713236283
>>713236227
nice headcanon
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:48:31 AM No.713236308
>>713235964 (OP)
He should tighten his shit
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:48:42 AM No.713236320
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>>713236257
GOOD MORNING SAAR.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:49:15 AM No.713236340
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>>713235964 (OP)
That indeed is a mystery
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:51:50 AM No.713236459
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:00:24 AM No.713236816
>>713235964 (OP)
if that window is leveled, the edges of the steps are pointed straight up
like a sawblade
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:16:30 AM No.713237536
upward because the shadow on the step begin at the rear end of the next step. dumbass
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:18:34 AM No.713237631
>>713236816
>>713235964 (OP)
Its purposely drawn with an ambiguous perspective so the animators can re-use this back drop if Mario needs to be animated going either direction up/down the stairs.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:01:16 AM No.713239440
>>713236459
YOU DELETE THIS RIGHT HECKIN NOW
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:07:30 AM No.713239737
>>713235964 (OP)
Mario is going up, is this supposed to be confusing? How much lead is in your bloodstream right now?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:10:39 AM No.713239887
>>713236227
this factoid has no basis in reality but people keep repeating it
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:16:19 AM No.713240141
>>713236193
Red and purple
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:16:27 AM No.713240147
>>713235964 (OP)
Mario if he off his meds
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:19:44 AM No.713240301
>>713235964 (OP)
how is this confusing? he's clearly going up
the window perspective it's a little fucked but it's not that hard to figure out
are people really this dumb?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:20:09 AM No.713240320
>>713235964 (OP)
It seems like they drew the stairs this way because they didn't know which way it was going to be animated on top of it.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:22:25 AM No.713240428
>>713236227
But defenders also have their sword arm(right) to a wall because it's a fucking cylindrical space so what the fuck are you saying?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:26:43 AM No.713240627
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>>713240428
Imagine you're climbing the stairs and trying to swing with your right arm. The wall is right there, you can't slash around it.
But if you're at the higher steps facing an enemy coming from below, you have the wider space of the external wall to swing and pierce from.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:29:08 AM No.713240726
>>713235964 (OP)
Judging by the window, I'd say upwards.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:32:39 AM No.713240867
>>713236227
That's a dumb Reddit-tier urban legend and you are dumb for keeping it alive.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:35:13 AM No.713241002
>>713236459
paisanos...
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:36:47 AM No.713241064
>>713240867
>urban legend
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:37:36 AM No.713241097
>>713240867
>>713239887
Every article I've read that tries to debunk it goes into pointless tangents like "castle sieges almost never happened anyway" and fail to present evidence on why it wouldn't be real.
The fact is that the majority of those structres were made with clockwise stairs, and considering that they buildings made to give defenders advantage, it's not hard to imagine this did cross the original architect's minds while designing them. There is no tangible proof in favor or against it, it just makes perfect sense.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:39:20 AM No.713241178
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>>713236459
This pose is oddly cool.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:40:34 AM No.713241231
>>713240867
Yeah little buddy, and the arrow slits and false gates were for decoration purposes only.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:41:00 AM No.713241254
>>713236193
If you see white and gold you're actually retarded
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:42:13 AM No.713241307
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>>713236227
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:42:56 AM No.713241335
>>713241097
well do you have any evidence? it's cute but are there statistics proving this is actually a common design? Are all castle spirals clockwise? Is there historical writings which name this technique? in sieges don't people go to the top of the castle anyways, meaning the invader won't always be coming from the bottom
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:44:55 AM No.713241434
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>>713236459
Downbros, our response?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:48:14 AM No.713241592
>>713235964 (OP)
They're going up at a dutch angle.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:50:11 AM No.713241689
>>713235964 (OP)
up
>>713236193
white and gold
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:50:21 AM No.713241695
>>713241434
Chinks can't into perspective
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:54:04 AM No.713241846
MC Escher been really quiet since this dropped.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:54:22 AM No.713241850
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>>713241335
70% of stairs in the UK are clockwise.
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/279496087_The_spiral_stair_or_vice_Its_origins_role_and_meaning_in_medieval_stone_castles

This article was linked on a page that was trying to debunk the idea.
It's very clear that stairs were designed to be fought inside of, even if such events did not occur often. Suppposedly, it's also common for these tower stairs to also have irregular step lengths and heights, which can only be explained as a defensive measure.

This sort of engineering is not exclusive to Europeans castles. On Japanese castles, they made the floor loud and cranky on purpose, so nobody could possibly sneak around inside of it.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:57:25 AM No.713241970
>>713235964 (OP)
They are going to loomis.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:57:31 AM No.713241978
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>>713236193
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it's blue and brown
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:57:55 AM No.713241994
>>713241850
mario doesn't live in the UK bruv
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:59:26 AM No.713242069
>>713235964 (OP)
the bricks give a horizontal axis so they're going up counter clockwise.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:59:59 AM No.713242093
>>713236227
Swords are stabbing weapons.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:00:18 AM No.713242108
>>713241850
There's some weapons grade autism ITT
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:03:01 AM No.713242220
>>713241178
you can obviously tell in this shot he's going up
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:04:06 AM No.713242267
hes not moving u retard its a jpg
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:04:29 AM No.713242285
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>>713241994
My carefully constructed and researched argument, completely disassembled by the fact that Mario is indeed a fictional characters in a fictional universe. How could this have happened to me?

>>713242093
To fight inside a castle, you'd probably favor the use of very small blades or maybe even blunt weapons. Those stairs are very small. But either way, the space helps on the way down.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:05:04 AM No.713242314
>>713235964 (OP)
that's a Berserk reference btw
Mario copied Berserk before Dark Souls did and that's funny as fuck
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:06:47 AM No.713242386
>>713236193
Thanks, doc.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:08:21 AM No.713242450
>>713236459
>>713241434
this is obviously mirrored to give the illusion they're going up instead of down
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:09:46 AM No.713242513
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>>713236193
Fuck you
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:12:48 AM No.713242645
fix
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:14:21 AM No.713242713
>>713235964 (OP)
They're stairs. They don't go anywhere.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:15:02 AM No.713242736
>>713236227
Real life isn't dark souls kid. You would just get overhead bludgeoned with a mace
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:15:39 AM No.713242757
>>713241254
exposure setting on the camera way too high. direct sunlight coming in the window. To get that level of blue on white dress you need a source of blue light with the lighting conditions in that room it clearly doesn't exist in this picture. Plus there is not single retail store in existence that lights their floor with blue lights. I am actually convinced the people that see white and gold are mentally retarded.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:17:53 AM No.713242846
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>>713242736
True, I suppose. If you're inside an actual medieval castle that's under siege, and the enemy has broken through the walls and you're fighting inside the stairs, shit's already hopeless either way. You WILL die.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:46:56 AM No.713244104
>>713235964 (OP)
Tighten that shit
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:09:10 AM No.713245004
>>713235964 (OP)
That's 100% a stance for going up the stairs, unless he's planning to kill himself and fall down a flight of stairs.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:48:52 AM No.713246481
>>713236459
UPGods win once again