Thread 713237846 - /v/ [Archived: 1010 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:23:35 AM No.713237846
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The exact moment speedrunning went to shit forever.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:27:56 AM No.713238027
Chibi says what was on his mind and wouldn't let anyone get in his way. Caveman tried too hard to take control "uhhhh did you see his jumping jack yikes bro"
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:32:11 AM No.713238201
>>713237846 (OP)
i would really prefer if you would be quiet, but yes you are correct.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:32:40 AM No.713238221
>>713237846 (OP)
Guy on the right was an asshole. He's at a public event and complaining that people next to him are talking. Where's the logic in that?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:33:50 AM No.713238270
>>713238221
thanks guy I don't know
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:35:15 AM No.713238329
>>713238201
>>713238270
stfu
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:36:14 AM No.713238361
>>713237846 (OP)
caveman was right
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:36:50 AM No.713238379
>can you shut the fuck up you unfunny faggot
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:38:51 AM No.713238454
>chibi dick pics get leaked
>his cock is way bigger than mines
Bros...
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:39:54 AM No.713238494
I saw a video where a black guy defended Chibi and yelled that Caveman is a bully but I can't find it.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:40:29 AM No.713238519
>>713237846 (OP)
I haven't watched it. But was Caveman and friends delivering interesting commentary given the context? If not Chibi could've fallen back on criticizing the quality in a positive way. Saying he's just trying to fill dead air and encouraging Caveman to deliver more commentary on exactly what he's doing and why.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:42:16 AM No.713238594
I once saw a video of a faggot going "um acshually did you know real speedrunners know the guy on the left? he was a legend and the only interesting guy!"
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:50:07 AM No.713238916
>>713238454
Sucks being a turd worlder I guess.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:53:39 AM No.713239071
>>713238201
I got banned a few years back for saying this in a thread on /v/
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Marielx !Vidya4T.Xo
6/21/2025, 8:53:43 AM No.713239072
>>713238519
I dont watch speedrunners but from the videos ive seen, it seems to be there were chairs where the audience can sit and "the couch" where the speedrunner could pick who and who would sit with them, it was chibi's birthday and someone invited him to the couch without caveman's full permission, caveman was too busy trying to speedrun to deal with chibi but chibi didnt stop doing tons of dumb jokes and comments, the mere fact that caveman went "i would prefer if you would be quiet" instead of directly saying "dude shut the hell up already" or worse is already something remarkable.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:57:18 AM No.713239253
>>713239071
jannies preferred you being quiet
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:59:17 AM No.713239339
>>713239071
Referencing this video on /vr/ to this day will get you banned.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:01:58 AM No.713239478
>>713239339
bunch of boomers. The nursing home of 4chan
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:04:35 AM No.713239602
>>713239339
Actually yeah it might've been /vr/.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:06:01 AM No.713239662
>>713238519
Caveman was laser-focused on the run, which is understandable, but he had the social grace of a dead fish. Chibi's jokes weren’t exactly high art, but it was clear he was trying to bring energy to an otherwise dry run. Communication could’ve solved everything, but instead we got passive-aggressive sniping and the birth of a million cringe compilations. Nobody came out looking good, but it's wild how one awkward couch moment derailed the whole scene for some people.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:06:07 AM No.713239667
>>713239071
Man I've been banned for simply replying to a "4 AM thread" you know the ones with the dad from Rugrats. It's a gamble no matter what.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:10:19 AM No.713239868
Was playing Starfox 64 for the first time with my two buddies I live with.
>Expert bro is coolly watching and saying nothing.
>Other bro is not shutting the fuck up
>Keeps backseat gaming and criticizing
>Tell him it's my first time playing, let me enjoy the game and figure it out myself
>This persists for three stages
>Finally, I pause the game and look at him
>"I would really prefer if you'd be quiet."
>Cool bro starts laughing, he knows
>Proceeds to do his own run after I finish and shows other bro shit he's never even seen before in the game
Blows my mind that this dude is still single, he is so cool without realizing it.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:11:20 AM No.713239919
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>>713237846 (OP)
nah it's after this. then gdq became troonfest.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:11:23 AM No.713239923
ESA next weekend
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:12:28 AM No.713239970
>>713239919
can you stop?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:13:28 AM No.713240018
>>713237846 (OP)
The exact moment it peaked, you mean.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:14:33 AM No.713240062
I once told someone that I got multiple accounts banned from GDQ twitch chat and he asked why would I keep subbing just to troll
It then hit me that people don't even realize now that GDQ wasn't always in perma sub mode and it's been that long since it was decent
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:16:05 AM No.713240128
>>713239919
Qrd?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:18:29 AM No.713240245
>Shut the fuck up you fucking motherfucker
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:22:42 AM No.713240445
>>713239868
That's too bad that he's single.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:22:56 AM No.713240452
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>>713240128
last gdq that was somewhat normal, every year after was troon bullshit
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:24:49 AM No.713240534
>>713237846 (OP)
Only thing that autistic kid did wrong was continue to sit there after dickhead snapped at him. He should have said something and then left. Continuing to sit there quietly made him seem like a pussy ass bitch.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:27:10 AM No.713240645
Chibi. I understand that you are as excited to be here as the rest of us but me focusing on the game demands your temporary silence.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:30:27 AM No.713240787
ziin0
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hiring this troon was the moment it went to shit actually
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:30:53 AM No.713240802
>>713240534
>run away like a bitch
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:33:05 AM No.713240893
>>713240802
>tactical retreat to preserve your dignity
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:33:33 AM No.713240925
>>713239071
>>713239667
I remember one time I got banned for posting in some random shitpost thread on /v/ that got deleted not even three minutes after it went up. I was the only other post, too.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:34:18 AM No.713240961
>>713240452
>>713240787
I like how this particular troon was so insufferable that even GDQ couldn't stand it and probably banned the tranny or whatever, hasn't been on for years
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:35:26 AM No.713241008
>>713237846 (OP)
>ESA and SGDQ back to back this year
i don't know if i'm gonna make it through 2 straight weeks, lads

is ESA gonna be total dogshit after the reorg or have they gotten it together
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:36:41 AM No.713241058
This looks...fun
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:43:48 AM No.713241376
>>713240452
>>713240787
shes cute
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:45:00 AM No.713241439
>>713239072
>the mere fact that caveman went "i would prefer if you would be quiet" instead of directly saying "dude shut the hell up already" or worse is already something remarkable.
Is trying to be polite taboo?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:46:59 AM No.713241532
>>713241439
he's saying its remarkable that he was still able to be polite, eslanon
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:54:44 AM No.713241862
>>713239478
That's /pol/
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:56:18 AM No.713241935
>>713239868
Suck his dick
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:59:27 AM No.713242070
>>713237846 (OP)
I like watching Japanese speed running because they're still allowed to have a sense of humor and there's no wokeshit.

Just some nerdy people playing games.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:28:26 AM No.713243275
>>713239919
There wasn't actually any backlash to this one, was there? It was a different time.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:30:27 AM No.713243373
>>713241862
No, /pol/'s the dementia ward.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:32:38 AM No.713243470
>>713240961
Anon, do you really believe GDQ would ban a tranny?
>But this tranny was insufferable!
They all are.

You haven't seen him in years because he probably -ACK!'d a while back.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:34:30 AM No.713243553
>>713240961
He 41%'d
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:35:49 AM No.713243614
>>713243553
big if true
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:38:58 AM No.713243737
>>713241439
No anon. Putting up with annoying people is not being polite.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:42:21 AM No.713243887
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>>713237846 (OP)
Speed running threads is a tourists ground, as an old fag, why the fuck do you pretend to care about people beating a game at the most autistic pace beyond your capabilities, not to mention old fags loathe retries.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:50:13 AM No.713244238
>>713243553
>>713240961
>>713243470
>>713240787
>>713240452
protomagicaltroon didn't get outright banned but was ostracized and kind of strong armed into "voluntarily" stepping down. Yes, it was because he was that insufferable. He had a penchant for starting a ton of drama and always trying to be the center of attention to the point that both the community and staff just got tired of his shit.
He didn't ACK- himself but he ended up pretty much going insane and spending most of his time going on Chris Chan tier rants on twitter after that.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:51:50 AM No.713244295
>>713243887
The only time I personally cared about speedrunning was because I live Dishonored and had no clue it was so laughably broken. Well, not to the exploit degree I mean.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:52:56 AM No.713244341
>>713239919
I wish we could go back, but nobody cares anymore. Just being a few nerdy guys showing off cool and fast gameplay isn't enough for anyone anymore.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:53:04 AM No.713244350
>>713243887
Did you used to download avi's from Speed Demos Archive? I remember downloading the ones with commentary cause it was funny listening to four drunk people listen to their friend talk about how they beat Earthbound real fast.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:57:08 AM No.713244506
https://youtu.be/6ZhczLwJ3IY?t=407
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:02:19 AM No.713244728
Didn't chibi also humiliate himself on national tv in japan for showing his asscrack or something? This guy exudes chris chan vibes
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:04:45 AM No.713244838
>>713238221
He is at a video game event, playing games and the dude next to him was yapping. Yapping isn't funny or interesting.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:13:23 AM No.713245182
>>713238221
Talking is one thing, but Green was constantly filling air with "humor" and "interesting observations" that were more miss than hit and widely unneeded. If you're sitting next to someone like that during a stream about (you) and the game that demands attention you have every right to be displeased. He humored him for 19 minutes before he very politely made it known he'd like him to be quiet, and then even threw him an unnecessary bone. There's no part of that that's being an asshole.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:26:17 AM No.713245642
>>713237846 (OP)
It was always boring and shitty. It had very limited appeal, there’s only so many gamer autists out there that could/would appreciate these stupid speedruns. Normalfag gamers will just play the games how it was intended and beat it and forget about it when the next slop comes out.
Also the rampant lgbt faggotry that spread throughout that niche group contributed to further alienation.