>a phantom has invad..

>>713243686 (OP)
>only get two your entire run

>>713243686 (OP)
>Member those fun items?
>well we're never bringing them back fuck you

>>713243686 (OP)

>stops working after 1 minute
Thanks, DS3!

>>713243929
>boohoo i can't have all the enemies on the stage attack the invader with half his estus and 70% of his hp with my infinitely resummonable overleveled phantoms + blues for an extended period of time

>>713243929
just pop another one, poorfag

>hide under the deep water lilypads in the swamp
>invader looks through the entire map trying to find me
>he checks the black knight room
>pop a giant seed
>he is suddenly sandwiched between the black knight and the lycanthrope
>"Dark Spirit ****er K***ht has been vanquished!"

This is why Im actually kind of excited for duskbloods
Sure, shitters can ambush you while you're fighting, but since its a free for all, they just put themselves in the sightlines of the monsters
A shitter can try to run up and backstab you only to get slamdunked by the very boss you are fighting

>>713243686 (OP)
The reverse griefing I was doing with these bad boys was crazy, especially against cunt invaders who ran into groups of monsters when you got close to them. There were also some areas where monsters had longer range attacks or leap attacks of sorts, those were great.

>>713243789
this is not true. i have 4 on me (you can only carry 3 at a time the rest go in your storage)

> Only plays offline

>>713243789
The fuck are you on about?
You can get one as soon as you use your last one. You just have to go back to the hub and get it.

>>713244179
>boohoo i can't have all the enemies on the stage attack the host while i run and hide further into the stage and refuse to fight 1 on 1 so i waste the host's time and afk in a crowd of enemies to wait for the perfect opportunity to jump him while he tries to fight off 6 other enemies and if i start losing then i can just run back deeper into the stage and repeat

>whats a phantom?

>>713244620
>gank souls 3
>refuse to fight 1 on 1 so i waste the host's time
nice alternate reality you made up, bro

>>713243686 (OP)
you literally didn't beat the game

>>713244602
he means you can only hold 2 in your inventory at a time, so if you get invaded you only get 2 uses of the seed. given how short the duration is, the invader can usually just keep running from the enemies for the 2 minutes and not have to worry about the seed anymore.

what does seed of tree giantussy feel like?

>>713244693
Yeah but i beat you back to your basement you fucking troon. That's what you get for invading casuls.

>>713244681
>complains about ganks
>is apart of the problem
plenty of people fight honorable 1v1's if you don't act like a troglodyte within the first 15 seconds of invading a host.

>>713244602
In ds2 you can have only 2 of them, one spawns at the forest of the fallen giants after you beat pursuer, and the other has to be a starting gift.

The best use of these were in the DLC were if you were at the bonfire just after the demon fight invaders would spawn in where all the ghost archers were and as they were coming towards you youd pop it and all the archers would kill the invaders instantly fuck it was fun.

>>713244870
Barky and splintery

Bro, literally just play offline. If you can't hack it to a faggot online, you're probably not going to beat the game without 200 hours.

it's shaped like a vagina to call you a pussy for using it

>>713245032
moist wood feels pretty nice. add in some ability to manipulate it like a muscle and we're gold

>>713245161
I ain't giving you any satisfaction, cry more, enjoy the gank

>>713244938
>invasions
>honorable
just start cheating with seamless co-op bro these games are clearly not for you

>I used it for Maldron in brume tower
Worth it, and Ill gladly use it again for every subsequent playthrough. Im not following that guy in the rape dungeon.

>>713244796
>he means you can only hold 2 in your inventory at a time
Meanwhile
>only get two your entire run
>entire run
Don't you gaslight me bitch

>>713245348
It's also consistently the funniest use of this item in any Souls game. Fuck Maldron.

>>713243686 (OP)
>reach the ringed city part with the angel artillery
>get invaded
>use this

>>713245265
i dont play souls slop but as a gooner i spotted a 'gina and intuited the intention

>>713243923
Would not... in... what?
Please elaborate, I'm an esl

>>713245572
Would not incite her

>>713245572
Would not incite her

>>713245154
it's funnier to see Xx_AryanSl4yer2010_xX getting raped by mobs and then ignore his rant on steam chat.