Ballatro fans be like
>this is fire

>>713245361 (OP)
Filtered.

>>713245361 (OP)
This is better than that shit gayanus (or gaybladder, or gaylatro, I really don't remember the name)

>>713245361 (OP)
>soul
Are you saying it isn't?

>>713245361 (OP)
Yes and?

>>713245941
They'll never understand

>>713246067
SOVL

>>713245361 (OP)
nah dude this is real shit
unlike your rng slop

Now we're cooking.

>>713245361 (OP)
FreeCell is, in fact, fire, because all winnable and unwinnable hands can be verified mathematically and are well-documented, and therefore you don't need to restart over and over just to get something that's playable. It all comes down purely to the player's skill.
This frightens BallSlopTrough shitters who NEED the RNG dopamine treadmill to find joy in their garbage game.

>>713245361 (OP)
Solitaire > Hearts > Freecell

>>713245361 (OP)
SOLTAR

>>713245361 (OP)
played like 5000 games of this when I worked reception night shift, and another 7000 games of solitaire. could easily be the shittiest period of my adult life.

>>713247696
Simon Tatham's Puzzles.
Get it. Trust me.

>>713245430
do you usually find gay anuses when you comb your mind

>>713246067
Windows' solitaire having ads now is pretty close to the top of my "so unbelievably pathetic that I still can't believe it's real" list.

>>713250465
Its awful but microsoft are too big to care; most people have far too much ad tolerance

>>713248789
just look at that smug mother fucker, suave as hell.

>>713245361 (OP)
Sir, you need to calm the fuck down