>Yes, I'll take one copy of Donkey Kong Bananza for the NINTENDO SWITCH™, 2, please.

>Oh, and please make it the Game Key Card version

contemplate the musk
relish the bouquet
absorb the essence
trace the aroma
study the waft
decode the perfume
follow the scent
unravel the spice
embrace the vapor
savor the trace

>>713250590 (OP)
Didn't this guy own like both PS5 and Pro?

>>713250590 (OP)
>actually starts telling the decoy about how he's been downloading cheese pizza on his 3DS

Amazed this didn't get more momentum on the internet honestly

>>713250590 (OP)
curse my 3ds

Alright, is the fucking 'Nintendo' shopped in? I can't tell.

>>713251554
Yes, but >>713251497 isn't being funny, he actually says this.

>>713251497
wtf

>have to pretend there's Nintendo pedos
>Meanwhile theres ACTUAL Sony pedos who were Sony EMPLOYEES

As a diaperfag i dont need these niggers fucking up anymore. I get enough grief as it is.

>>713251729
Is Pamperchu dead yet? I remember reading a few years ago he'd become a methhead

>>713251497
wut
I missed this.
Pizza gate?

>>713251729
why are you this weird