Thread 713259882 - /v/ [Archived: 898 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:19:14 PM No.713259882
rdr2poker
rdr2poker
md5: 85ce0196b60c33cd467b1e841145cf7a🔍
name a better minigame
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:20:24 PM No.713259965
>>713259882 (OP)
Boring ass digital card games is the best to you? Sad.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:21:55 PM No.713260064
>>713259882 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxITeJPRajw
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:23:43 PM No.713260191
>>713259965
OP said name a better one and instead of naming one you call the one he posted bad, what does that tell us ?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:28:18 PM No.713260470
>>713260191
that you are op and you suck cock
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:30:45 PM No.713260619
>>713260470
Nope, wrong on both statements.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:32:30 PM No.713260739
>>713259882 (OP)
gwent
Replies: >>713261576
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:33:38 PM No.713260807
>>713259882 (OP)
mahjong
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:33:49 PM No.713260821
I just go all in every hand to make everyone else fold
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:34:06 PM No.713260840
>>713260619
Hopefully he keeps trying
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:35:27 PM No.713260932
>>713259882 (OP)
oh wow Rockstar accidentally left a game in rdr2
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:35:33 PM No.713260937
>>713259882 (OP)
Liars dice
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:37:51 PM No.713261073
>>713260932
rdr2 is a better game than all the games you will ever play in your life though
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:38:24 PM No.713261118
>>713260619
>>713260840
kys samefag
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:40:45 PM No.713261263
>>713259882 (OP)
mahjong
the entire warioware series
jackie chan
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:41:13 PM No.713261291
>>713259882 (OP)
cardfags are so retarded and embarrassing I cringe
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:44:47 PM No.713261576
542462467
542462467
md5: 93d6ebd3c3bf9adbb86017e1fb33391d🔍
>>713260739
now there's a game that sucked dwarf cock, especially when several quests were linked to that game
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:45:03 PM No.713261594
>>713259882 (OP)
RDR1 poker was better because you could cheat.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:52:22 PM No.713262120
>>713260932
Good one, thanks for the chuckle
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:53:22 PM No.713262201
>>713261594
Everything about RDR1 was better
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:53:38 PM No.713262224
>Not Liar's Dice
FAGGOT!
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:54:04 PM No.713262248
>>713259882 (OP)
That's not fair, Poker is literally the best game invented by man. It can not be topped.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:56:11 PM No.713262376
>>713262201
not sure about everything, but rdr2 is, suprisingly often an clearly downgrade, often even at rudimentary shit.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:56:38 PM No.713262410
bde98d06559f397a770047561017cd96_screen
bde98d06559f397a770047561017cd96_screen
md5: cb4495959c3d4e05cf91a8b1c2889e9d🔍
>>713262248
Riichi mahjong >>> Pooker
Replies: >>713262449 >>713264427 >>713265123
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:57:15 PM No.713262449
>>713262410
>chinese garbage
Go fuck yourself.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:58:40 PM No.713262548
>>713261073
>cutscene ends, activate slowmo, press l2 for auto aim and press r2 to shoot, rinse repeat until next cutscene plays
such gameplay...
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:01:49 PM No.713262761
kirby-fishing-1_jpg
kirby-fishing-1_jpg
md5: 9c0b6a9fbc1c7e709d9bb90343683c9b🔍
>>713259882 (OP)
Fishing
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:04:14 PM No.713262909
>>713259965
>Boring ass digital card games is the best to you?
This subreddit (>>>/v/) loves gaylatro, what are you, a contrarian?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:04:29 PM No.713262935
>>713259882 (OP)
rdr1 poker
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:06:34 PM No.713263069
>>713262548
Stupid niggers like you can't even fathom an idea of free roam in an openworld game. You just play it as a linear shooter, going in straight lines from one mission to another. Fucking nigger, you played cybertrash exactly like that too and didn't notice it has the worst open world of all games. And in case of RDR2 you didn't notice the most detailed and well made open world of all games. Kill yourself, nigger zoomer, you don't like games, you like movies, cocksucker. RDR2 is THE game. It's has way more than scripted missions. But you literally don't know that because you're a NIGGER
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:07:13 PM No.713263109
>>713261576
thats weird. I dont remember any mission like that. Heh
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:09:18 PM No.713263280
>>713263069
holy melty
Replies: >>713263395
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:10:43 PM No.713263395
>>713263280
>holy melty
such reply
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:12:49 PM No.713263543
>>713259882 (OP)
Farkle
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:12:51 PM No.713263546
>>713263069
>roam around the open world
>run into a bad guy and shoot him
>run into a good guy and greet him
WOW! This is so detailed!
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:15:53 PM No.713263756
>>713259882 (OP)
fishing, or anything to do with cooking
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:16:50 PM No.713263830
>>713261073
it's leftwing faggot slop anon. it's not an accurate depiction of how the wild west was. Just a leftists faggot dream.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:17:01 PM No.713263850
>>713263546
Haha, nigger, name me a better game where you can do the same? Do it
Also why didn't you mention hunting, strangers with unique dialogues, random encounters, the whole ass nature system with over 500 species of animals (and the list goes on)? Name me a game with a more detailed openworld, faggot. I'm waiting
>run into a good guy and greet him
You literally have different dialogues with different people. What other game does this?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:17:42 PM No.713263907
>>713263850
GUN
Replies: >>713266926
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:18:26 PM No.713263960
>>713263850
just admit that you're a pussy onions boy
Replies: >>713266926
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:22:58 PM No.713264314
>>713259882 (OP)
It was a missed opporutunity not having jong in this game, would have been comfy to play some in a chinese opium den.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:24:28 PM No.713264427
1738895641226247
1738895641226247
md5: b436b8551cf767c2e7d4aa7856aef019🔍
>>713262410
>mahjong
Let's not pretend anyone knows how to play this
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:32:06 PM No.713264986
>>713263850
>hunting
ok so you just run around and kill... again
>strangers with unique dialogues
wow the characters on my tv talk! Just like in them motion pictures!
>random encounters
like what? Bunch of dudes who wanna kill you or some loser that needs your help so you just press X to solve the problem?
>the whole ass nature system with over 500 species of animals
oh wow a bunch of animal models that just roam around that you can... kill or just look at
>Name me a game with a more detailed openworld
what details? You mean bloat and bunch of models made by jeets? Sorry cant. At least Oblivion has NPCs that actually go to work, take a break, go to bed, eat, have their own lives. You can pick up any object thats in the world and move it around. Thats actually impressive and MEANINGFUL in an openworld. Rdr2 just has a lot of stuff thats useless
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:34:00 PM No.713265123
>>713262410
It's roughly the same fucking game. Dumbass weebs go in thinking its 4 player chess and quickly learn its 99% gambling.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:35:46 PM No.713265248
>>713259882 (OP)
Blitzball, Gwent, Triple Triad
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:38:21 PM No.713265417
She Who Knows (Oleksandr Kozachenko)
She Who Knows (Oleksandr Kozachenko)
md5: fb9e9d9df15588e5986430b8a01bea08🔍
Gwent. Though pic rel is from the standalone
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:38:38 PM No.713265436
durak
durak
md5: d630e2be14bd629e5cc810537997995a🔍
>>713259882 (OP)
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:40:11 PM No.713265525
>>713259882 (OP)
If I wanted to play poker I'd just play poker.
Replies: >>713266986
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:40:27 PM No.713265538
>>713261594
It also didn’t limit you to 2 cent bets either
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:40:50 PM No.713265554
kcd dice
kcd dice
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>>713259882 (OP)
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:41:54 PM No.713265610
>>713259882 (OP)
I don't know how to play poker
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:43:19 PM No.713265716
>>713259882 (OP)
Arcomage.
Fishing in BoF3.
Most minigames in Dark Chronicle/Dark Cloud 2.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:44:02 PM No.713265765
>>713259882 (OP)
Dragon Kart
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:44:34 PM No.713265805
I enjoyed liar's dice in RDR1
Replies: >>713265917
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:45:56 PM No.713265883
>>713259882 (OP)
Poker in the game sucks. Cutscenes take so much longer than in RDR1 and the pots are tiny. In RDR1 I'd spend hours at the poker table and bust everyone out and walk away with $700. In RDR2 I sit at the poker table for 5 hours and walk away with $25.....
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:46:25 PM No.713265917
>>713265805
it's too exploitable
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:01:20 PM No.713266926
>>713263907
Does GUN have the rest too? Yeah, that's what I thought
>>713263960
>>713264986
>can't name anything better
Stupid niggers, why even bother to reply?
>At least Oblivion has
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hooooooly fucking shit
Just wow
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:02:21 PM No.713266986
>>713265525
In what poker game you can stand up and maul everyone to death after losing?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:03:47 PM No.713267092
>>713266986
Real life.
Replies: >>713267435
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:04:20 PM No.713267135
>>713263069
>dude this is the greatest video game story ever made!!!!!!!!
no it sucks actually
>umm bro you aren't supposed to play the story
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:05:00 PM No.713267184
>>713259882 (OP)
Majima construction
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:06:22 PM No.713267284
>>713263069
I mean this is true and that other guy is very simple-minded but you are being a huge woman about it.
Replies: >>713267759
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:07:20 PM No.713267358
Faro_card_game
Faro_card_game
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>>713259882 (OP)
actually poker was not even played until early 20th century. faro was the game of choice in wild west saloons.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:08:14 PM No.713267435
>>713267092
So... That means RDR2 is like real life? Can't get a better praise than that. Bravo, you just proved that RDR2 is a good game
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:08:41 PM No.713267467
>>713267358
huh well I'll be damned
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:11:46 PM No.713267694
>>713267135
>umm bro you aren't supposed to play the story
Holy cow, you nigger keep digging your own grave. Why? Like I said, you niggers can't even fathom an idea of having both open world and story missions in one game
>DUDE I JUST HAVE TO SPEEDRUN EVERY MISSION!!! I JUST CAN'T FREEROAM DUDE CAN'T YOU SEE IT
Let me guess, your pederastic adhd brain can't process any game that's not osu and zoom cringeternal?
>dude this is the greatest video game story ever made!!!!!!!!
Who are you quoting, pederast?
>umm bro you aren't supposed to play the story
You can play the story AND freeroam between missions, haha. It's really that simple
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:12:45 PM No.713267757
FF7 Snowboarding
Blitzball
Dragon Kart
Crazy Delivery
Tetra Master
Queens Blood
Vantage Masters
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:12:48 PM No.713267759
>>713267284
>I agree, but I will kinda condemn your post because I think you are a meanie
Very reddit-like behavior. Why?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:13:42 PM No.713267826
>>713266926
>can't name anything better
all the things you listed are extremely shallow mechanics that are made for normies who want to roleplay in the wild west more than play a game. using bamham detective vision to track a deer is not fun and there are plenty of hunting games I can play that have a more detailed system. pressing x to say hello is not fun and there are plenty of rpgs I can play with better dialogue. being a jack of all trades and a master of none is not a good thing. there are quite literally hundreds on games with richer gameplay mechanics in their open worlds.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:14:56 PM No.713267931
>>713267694
oh I didn't realize that free roaming actually downloads a different game onto my system that suddenly makes the story missions fun to play.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:15:28 PM No.713267965
>>713267826
>pressing x to say hello
you have not even played the game. you press square to say hello and circle to antagonize
Replies: >>713268027
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:16:28 PM No.713268027
>>713267965
whats an xbawks
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:19:07 PM No.713268235
>>713267826
>who want to roleplay in the wild west more than play a game
Just kill yourself already
>playing a game is speedrunning the missions and watching cutscenes without immersing yourself in the world
Just fucking shut up, retard. Go play heavy rain or something
>using bamham detective vision to track a deer is not fun
Yeah? Last time I checked you were pissing yourself in extasy after Witcher 3
>and there are plenty of rpgs I can play with better dialogue
Woooow. Didn't know RDR2 was an RPG. You literally don't even see the irony when you start comparing an openworld action game to actual RPGs. You're just praising RDR2 right now without even realizing it
>being a jack of all trades and a master of none is not a good thing
Yeah. It's good that RDR2 actually commits to most of the things it has implemented
>there are quite literally hundreds on games with richer gameplay mechanics in their open worlds.
Damn. It's really sad that you can't even name a single one. What a shame. I believe you of course, but it just saddens me that you can't name just one, haha. Whew, and there are "hundreds" of them. Damn!
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:19:38 PM No.713268271
>>713266926
well? If Oblivion is so bad why isnt rdr2 better?
Replies: >>713268498
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:19:44 PM No.713268282
Run Rattata Run
Run Rattata Run
md5: 003a981f4543888503d5e07c76a8eb48🔍
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:20:59 PM No.713268375
>>713267931
>I skipped free roaming completely and don't even know about side missions, strangers and activities that are in the game
>because it's boring
>I only care about story missions in every game
Just watch movies, why are you on this board?
Replies: >>713269718
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:22:40 PM No.713268498
>>713268271
RDR2 is better, yeah. Why?
Replies: >>713271429
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:37:57 PM No.713269581
>>713268235
>Didn't know RDR2 was an RPG.
it's certainly trying to be, with extremely shallow dialogue "choices" which don't matter at all and have no bearing on anything in the game.
>It's really sad that you can't even name a single one
botw
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:39:15 PM No.713269673
liar's dice, you absolute retard? rdr2 poker isnt even good poker. the ai is terrible and just all in every hand. you are a true goy.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:39:43 PM No.713269718
>>713268375
I skipped free roaming completely and don't even know about side missions, strangers and activities that are in the game
who are you quoting??
>only care about story missions in every game
that's the main draw of the game and where most of the effort was concentrated, so yes it will be the primary basis of my critique. el problemo?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:40:16 PM No.713269765
>>713260064
Historically inaccurate Kratos would be fucking twinks
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:49:13 PM No.713270460
desk
desk
md5: ef36f51617da4a93eb4bcd0acc72d64c🔍
literally every western game before rdr2 was just a boring ass shooter, even rdr1 for the most part and you don't even feel like a gunslinger without hip firing. westerns are so much more than that.
Replies: >>713271168
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:58:22 PM No.713271168
>>713270460
Yeah I love playing a western that's set in the east coast. Epic.
Replies: >>713273338
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:01:46 PM No.713271429
>>713268498
its really not
Replies: >>713272135
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:10:55 PM No.713272135
>>713271429
compelling argument
Replies: >>713272421
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:14:46 PM No.713272421
>>713272135
I was putting effort into arguments before YOU stopped making arguments so I just dont bother
Replies: >>713273306
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:19:35 PM No.713272816
>>713259882 (OP)
Liar's dice.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:23:06 PM No.713273087
>>713259882 (OP)
lockpicking in Skyrim
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:23:50 PM No.713273167
>>713259882 (OP)
i honestly liked Liar's Dice more
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:25:35 PM No.713273306
>>713272421
explain how oblivion is better than rdr2 lmao I really want to hear this
Replies: >>713274463
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:26:00 PM No.713273338
>>713271168
everything west of the Mississippi is a western
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:40:28 PM No.713274463
>>713273306
I already listed the fully alive AI and movable objects with physics. You can also get ill dynamically in the game and it changes your gameplay. Arthur just gets TB in the story. The openworld details in Oblivion are way more meaningful and impressive than in Rdr2
Replies: >>713274851
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:45:05 PM No.713274851
>>713274463
you can also get fat in rdr2... dynamically. your hair and beard grow... dynamically. you look like shit if you don't sleep... dynamically. people comment on your clothes and hygiene... dynamically
Replies: >>713275409
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:51:44 PM No.713275409
>>713274851
you could get fat in gta sa.
the hair growth is cool I admit.
the sleep part literally doesnt matter and isnt even noticeable
NPC just says a line. They sure love talking in this game

also you say dynamically a lot which is weird
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:52:39 PM No.713275494
>>713265123
the domino lookin tiles are very stylish
not gonna learn that shit though
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:53:57 PM No.713275616
Terminal
Terminal
md5: 5e1301db4bb09fcd55e38d7d6779b638🔍
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:56:22 PM No.713275841
RDR's Poker.
Replies: >>713276004
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:58:13 PM No.713276004
>>713275841
the contrarians here are crazy lol
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:58:53 PM No.713276052
>>713259882 (OP)
poker isn't a minigame