>have you seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They got curved swords.

Oh I get it LOL OH LOL THE JOKE IS IS THAT THEY'RE BLACK AND THAT THEIR PENISES ARE THEREFOR BIG AND THAT THE WEIGHT OF THEIR MASSIVE BLACK PENISES CAUSES IT TO HANG HENCE WHY IT GETS A CURVED SHAPE OH HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO FUCKING HILARIOUS OH MY GOD I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH