The model who was Samus in the japanese Zero Mission ads is now a politician, a member of Japan’s House of Representatives.

That's funny. Thanks for sharing OP :D

in Portal the cake is actually a lie

>>713274738 (OP)
We used to have it so good back then, it's too bad the kikes had to fuck it all up for everyone.

>>713274738 (OP)
ads were kino

>>713274738 (OP)
I clicked because her right sole in the second pic looked like something else.

>>713274738 (OP)
politicians really are whores

>>713276243
At least she doesn't pretend otherwise unlike the rest of them.

>>713274738 (OP)
Oh, I found fanart of that ad campaign recently.

>>713274738 (OP)
Based.
A person should be the fulfilment of all their bests, rather than their worst.
Unspoken social pressure for a separation of assets has always stemmed from the seething cope of the less capable insisting everyone else conform to their substandards.

For example,Dolph Lundgren was tall and handsome, but didn't just resolve to be a model, he worked out, studied martial arts, STEM and became an actor. Not everyone who can must strive for everything, that causes the opposite problem, but the point remains if someone is beautiful, physically skilled and academic any nonsense about "taking their career seriously" by picking one thing to focus on is just nonsense.

>>713274738 (OP)
I know, right crazy
>woman politicians
What an awful idea.

>vidya trivia thread

>>713274738 (OP)
Build for white cock

>>713278727
woah...

For some reason, these musical themes start with the same tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyTv50W5-ZM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iegk-ZqU3U4

they really just have no ass

>>713274738 (OP)
Metroid: Zero Ass

>>713279364
That is interesting, the OP came out before Nocturne by about a year, maybe it's something from a trance sample CD.

>>713279734
makes those "look at my ass" poses even funnier

>>713274738 (OP)
What are her policies?

>>713279364
It's 100% a preset sample that came with the keyboard/synthesizer both composers happened to use
A lot of vidya music (and sound design in general) use synth presets and sounds from sample CDs/libraries, so a lot of the time it's not plagiarism, just using the same toolset

Sneaking into commercials and "tight-fitting suits" exciting figure
Chisato Morishita, a body line that will kill you!
"I was a little tired because I had to stay still in the same pose a lot (laughs).
I felt a lack of physical strength. It's a pity! But I did my best, so please watch the commercial! " Despite being tired, popular gravure queen Chisato Morishita, 22, spoke clearly. She made the comment after filming a commercial for “Metroid Zero Mission,” a Nintendo Game Boy Advance software currently airing on TV. Chisato, dressed in a form-fitting blue suit, was in a studio that realistically reproduced the world of game machines.
"Morishita-san's ‘strong eyes’ are perfect for the strong mind of Samus Aran, the heroine of the game, and that is why we asked her to appear in the film. Morishita-san really became Samus." (Nintendo Planning Co., Ltd.)
Chisato-san's naughty body (B88W57H87) is shown in a daring pose and a raunchy outfit that shows off her bust line, making this commercial a hot topic.

the short legs of japan

>>713283018
Thank you anon, and Japan.

>>713274738 (OP)
in the top right what is she putting up her butt?

Very cute.

>>713279364
that's just a sound library

>>713283018
could they have not gotten a 7ft tall blond bird woman to do this shoot?

>>713274738 (OP)
any relation with Ken Akamatsu? It's fun to imagine the Japan hourse of representative with 98 mummified 90 years old men and 2 nerds making gamers joke in a corner

>>713283963
She should wear the Zero Suit when campaigning.

>>713276243
Both put on a fake smile. One does it for your benefit. The other does it to do you harm.

>>713283537
Those are her soles, dawg

>>713274738 (OP)
>>713283018
Samus isn't a tomboy, is she?

>>713285701
I would guess being a mercenary leans towards tomboy more than girly-girl.

>>713275545
DUDE
SPOILERS

>>713278727
LA CREATIVIDAD strikes again....

>>713283963
>bring the ass ad
you sign, i vote

damn buggirls fucking ugly

>>713275545
no it isn't you retard. it's right there at the end.

>>713283018
pretty cool

>>713289724
>the boys

Opinion discarded tranny.

>>713290279
damn buggirls fucking ugly

>>713277865
Nah most people who do gov are just retards and is the reason things become shit

>>713274738 (OP)
Is she still keeping her suit? Just wondering...

>captcha: GAG PP

>>713290821
why are you posting the most mocked "super hero"?

>>713292480
damn buggirls fucking ugly

>>713292646
Didn't that actor kill his show by posting lefty nonsense?

>>713274738 (OP)
I'd house her representatives if you know what I mean

>>713274738 (OP)
wait until americans figure out that their president is an actor from a retarded tv show. its not that surprising

>>713292721
no the writers made it too on topic current year shit. and missed the best part of the comic stories which was the govt doing 9/11, the pussies.

i'm pretty sure the actor is from australia anyways? and got in trouble beating someone up at a bar? idk show is big meh now

>>713293204
He’s kiwi

>>713284208
blondes are garbage

i wish they'd replace samus with a 5 foot nip womanlet