Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:48:23 PM No.713275120
>Because just... Just umm.... just DO IT OKAY?!
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Thread 713275120 - /v/ [Archived: 1007 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:53:28 PM No.713275565
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:54:27 PM No.713275669
>>713275120 (OP)
she could easily convince the dragonborn to slay paarthurnax if she offered him a blowjob afterwards
she could easily convince the dragonborn to slay paarthurnax if she offered him a blowjob afterwards
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:55:52 PM No.713275787
The blades are an evil faction in this game. They want you to kill all the dragons so you become their most powerful weapon.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:03:04 PM No.713276375
>>713275120 (OP)
Is it intentional that every Skyrim storyline was about about some pissy self-anointed leader of the most pathetic fragment of a dying organization, who’s pissed about some stupid grudge they made up in their head, and talks shit all the time? I believe it is, being that Oblivion had its own quest theming regarding how great men handle the decaying of a civilization.
Is it intentional that every Skyrim storyline was about about some pissy self-anointed leader of the most pathetic fragment of a dying organization, who’s pissed about some stupid grudge they made up in their head, and talks shit all the time? I believe it is, being that Oblivion had its own quest theming regarding how great men handle the decaying of a civilization.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:06:04 PM No.713276643
>>713275787
>in this game
The blades are Tamriel's CIA, they're always evil
They're just necessary in Oblivion
>in this game
The blades are Tamriel's CIA, they're always evil
They're just necessary in Oblivion
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:07:32 PM No.713276741
>>713275120 (OP)
Remove all Blades
Remove all Blades
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:09:16 PM No.713276905
>>713276375
Probably, the entire theme of Skyrim is the ending of an age or some shit like that I guess.
Probably, the entire theme of Skyrim is the ending of an age or some shit like that I guess.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:10:56 PM No.713277041
>>713276924
I SEE IT
I SEE IT
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:11:05 PM No.713277056
>>713276643
It’s fucking ridiculous because Tiber Septim especially but even Uriel are fucking maniac tyrants who have scorched the entire continent and eradicated entire kingdoms riding on the back of a satanic god-robot, but at the same type the dynasty is in fact blessed by the God of Time (and therefore arguably the God of Reality) with magic god-dragon ichor stones which resonate with their apotheized blood to prevent a host of gigantic satans from invading directly from one of many hells and destroying the world. What a cock
It’s fucking ridiculous because Tiber Septim especially but even Uriel are fucking maniac tyrants who have scorched the entire continent and eradicated entire kingdoms riding on the back of a satanic god-robot, but at the same type the dynasty is in fact blessed by the God of Time (and therefore arguably the God of Reality) with magic god-dragon ichor stones which resonate with their apotheized blood to prevent a host of gigantic satans from invading directly from one of many hells and destroying the world. What a cock
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:11:53 PM No.713277147
>>713277056
It's why I never liked the empire in TES.
It's why I never liked the empire in TES.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:31:59 PM No.713278805
>>713275120 (OP)
Sex with Delphine
Sex with Delphine
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:32:20 PM No.713278836
>>713277056
Even tiber septim himself says the empire's time is done in morrowind
Even tiber septim himself says the empire's time is done in morrowind
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:35:26 PM No.713279106
Also another thing about Uriel VII I don’t care for is when he calls me into a dungeon at midnight and waves a torch in my face saying I have to go on an adventure to destroy his mail so nobody finds out he’s fucking around
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:36:13 PM No.713279174
>>713278836
I’m guessing you meant Uriel? In fairness to him, Uriel rejuvenated the empire, but for his own mental health reasons it’s easy to see how he couldn’t look at his own accomplishments in a positive light. He had to have taken the Imperial Simulacrum personally, and that 10 year period nearly ripped it apart.
I’m guessing you meant Uriel? In fairness to him, Uriel rejuvenated the empire, but for his own mental health reasons it’s easy to see how he couldn’t look at his own accomplishments in a positive light. He had to have taken the Imperial Simulacrum personally, and that 10 year period nearly ripped it apart.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:37:34 PM No.713279279
>>713279174
Oblivion essentially tells us that while in hell during the Simulacrum, or even beforehand, Uriel had been having dreams of his death and the Oblivion invasion like every night
Oblivion essentially tells us that while in hell during the Simulacrum, or even beforehand, Uriel had been having dreams of his death and the Oblivion invasion like every night
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:39:32 PM No.713279448
>>713276069
your bros will always ditch you for easy pussy
your bros will always ditch you for easy pussy
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:39:55 PM No.713279484
>>713279192
The rantings of a skooma addict. Pay him no mind. The Empire is strong, I assure you.
The rantings of a skooma addict. Pay him no mind. The Empire is strong, I assure you.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:40:35 PM No.713279538
>We are the blades, we are the subservient to the dragonborn
>Let me order you around
Fuck you, Bethesda wants to have their cake and eat it too when it comes to "You are our leader, go do what we tell you to"
>Let me order you around
Fuck you, Bethesda wants to have their cake and eat it too when it comes to "You are our leader, go do what we tell you to"
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:43:05 PM No.713279761
>>713279538
Dragonborn is none other than the one and only actual Jesus Christ of the setting, too, it’s crazy. I always play Skyrim as a disinterested God, who lets these incompetent idiots prattle on but who basically thinks it’s funny
Dragonborn is none other than the one and only actual Jesus Christ of the setting, too, it’s crazy. I always play Skyrim as a disinterested God, who lets these incompetent idiots prattle on but who basically thinks it’s funny
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:43:59 PM No.713279841
>>713279538
They also make too many quests faction focused. What if I don't want to join the factions?
I don't want to be an assassin for hire. I don't want to be a thief. I don't care about companions, I would rather freelance. I guess I will join the mages, but only to get access to more spells.
They also make too many quests faction focused. What if I don't want to join the factions?
I don't want to be an assassin for hire. I don't want to be a thief. I don't care about companions, I would rather freelance. I guess I will join the mages, but only to get access to more spells.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:45:06 PM No.713279929
>>713279448
but the 'bro' in question is Paarthurnax...he wouldn't...would he?...
but the 'bro' in question is Paarthurnax...he wouldn't...would he?...
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:46:08 PM No.713280028
>>713276643
I miss when they were actual glowniggers instead of whatever the fuck they are in oblivion and skyrim
I miss when they were actual glowniggers instead of whatever the fuck they are in oblivion and skyrim
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:48:32 PM No.713280247
>>713279929
If he does I will kill him myself.
If he does I will kill him myself.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:48:34 PM No.713280251
>>713279841
>but only to get access to more spells.
Ironically the mages' guild doesn't offer any spells you couldn't get otherwise because Bethesda is terrified of a player missing out on something
>but only to get access to more spells.
Ironically the mages' guild doesn't offer any spells you couldn't get otherwise because Bethesda is terrified of a player missing out on something
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:52:20 PM No.713280598
>>713275120 (OP)
I would have been more open to it if she wasn't talking tough beforehand actively throwing around death threats if the Dragonborn didn't play ball. At least the dragon had social skills, fuck that bitch.
I would have been more open to it if she wasn't talking tough beforehand actively throwing around death threats if the Dragonborn didn't play ball. At least the dragon had social skills, fuck that bitch.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:56:14 PM No.713280919
>>713280598
Yeah as far as I’m concerned she gets instant summary execution just for insolence to the Avatar of Akatosh
Yeah as far as I’m concerned she gets instant summary execution just for insolence to the Avatar of Akatosh
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:57:46 PM No.713281041
>>713275787
They're also completely retarded failures who don't deserve yet another chance to survive because their batting average basically guarantees that they will hugely fuck up again in the future.
They're also completely retarded failures who don't deserve yet another chance to survive because their batting average basically guarantees that they will hugely fuck up again in the future.