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>See NPC
>Walk over and talk to them
>"Hrrmm... a Tarnished, eh? Althoughbeitfully the mimsy broves outgrathe... heheheh..."
>Gives you an item
Bambieshart's Brocade
-Improves critical strikes shortly after rolling five times in quick succession with a ranged weapon in your right-hand armament slot
-Though Bambieshart left Zanzibart to the Glimmer Tugs, the promise to the Old Nanny was never removed from the High Gate
>Next time you visit the NPC is gone
>Can't find them anywhere
>10 hours of gameplay later as you're progressing through a legacy dungeon they show up again
>Collapsed against a wall, dying
>"Ahh... My thimby toves... Thou were... truly... Tarnivorous..."
>Dies, you pick up their items, it's dogshit
>>713278468 (OP)You jest, but a Souls character that only speaks in nonsense phrases a la Jabberwocky would be awesome.
>>713278832https://youtu.be/ZyEGcY37TNU?si=zQEISUuz8Fx6tTR2
>a Souls character that talks like this
>>713278468 (OP)How does normalcattle eat this tryhard fake deep shit up?
>>713278468 (OP)Why are RPG writers like this?
>>713279226name an actually deep game
>>713279332I think I got the joke, and I think I also got the meta-joke of why you posted this.
It's fun to engage with multi-layer irony and appreciate the different perspectives of why people find things funny.
>>713279226by not seething 24/7 about every little unimportant thing
>>713279332Why do americans have such a weak vocabulary? Is it the education system?
Lel
Still better than the alternative which is modern californian linguo sprinkled with millennial humor, eg
>"Look out, friendo, a dragon! Time to get serious!"
>kill the dragon after an easy but tedious boss fight designed to inflate play time while being easy for journalists and streamers to beat
>"Phew! Well, that just happened."
>dragon dropped some WoW looking axe that looks like what you’d draw in elementary school, it has glowing purple shit on it
>"Remember that you can upgrade your gear in your inventory if you have enough materials!"
>Go back to strangely diverse town with vaguely European architecture
>30 minutes cutscene with shit dialogue and irrelevant lore
>>713279549Not the point.
>>713279889>le seethingLearn a new buzzword, tourist.
>>713279617originally the klingons were just feisty irishmen
>>713281498that's a tall order for today's channers, people are so easy to rile up nowadays
>>713279549Subnautica let you go pretty deep.
>>713278468 (OP)Why do I never see posts like this complaining about the rancid dogshit that passes for writing in any of the numerous gachashit "games" whose threads infest the catalog at any given moment? In fact, there are a lot of shitpost thread varieties that are curiously never directed towards gachashit, and I have a sneaking feeling that if you could press a button and permanently stop gachashitters from using the board, threads like this would be about one-tenth as common.
>>713279617>black asianYour brain on American racism
>>713283697Everyone knows gachashit is just anime coombait, there's no need to discuss the obvious.
>>713284039meds
>>713284039everyone born after 1990 talk like that boomer
>>713284241can't have a single thread without someone bringing up troons on this godforsaken site
>>713279617This is just seven panels of "I AM RETARDED!"
The vague cryptic nonsense is something Miyazaki hides behind to disguise the fact he can’t write a story.
>Unless you find the magics unsavory
ADMIT YOU ANSWERED YES BY HABIT THE FIRST TIME
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Soulsborne series. The lore is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of esoteric storytelling and environmental narrative design, most of the intricacies will go over a typical player's head. There’s also the games’ bleak, existential philosophy, deftly woven into every NPC’s cryptic dialogue and the hauntingly beautiful item descriptions, these draw heavily from existentialist literature and cosmic horror, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of the series, to realize that it’s not just a game- it’s a profound commentary on the cyclical nature of life, struggle, and despair. As a consequence, people who dislike Dark Souls truly ARE unworthy- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the subtle tragedy of Solaire of Astora’s quest for the sun or the metaphysical implications of the Abyss.
I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated casuals scratching their heads in frustration as they fail to uncover the true story of the Ashen One or comprehend Miyazaki’s genius level design. What fools… how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, I DO have a Dark Souls tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the chosen undead’s eyes only- and even they have to demonstrate that they’ve beaten Ornstein and Smough solo before they’re worthy of a glimpse.
>>713279617>Periodic tableThis faggot took Chemistry in 10th grade and won't let it go
>>713279332Unironically, back when I played wow I would often look up certain words of items and mobs just to see what they actually meant. The people who came up with all this are very creative
>>713285334Yeah dude that's totally what I was getting at.
Faggot.
is this a black souls thread?
>>713279332If you struggled to understand any of this then I'm sorry to say, but you're ngmi.
>>713278468 (OP)wow... this is EVERYTHING
>>713281498Get some new material, teens can argue better than you.
