it's shit - /v/ (#713280837) [Archived: 886 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:55:13 PM No.713280837
Mega_Man_X_Coverart
Mega_Man_X_Coverart
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>dogshit controls (double d-pad is forced dash you can't disable while also having a dedicated button??? Having to mash fire in a game with constant jumping just feels like shit)
>easy, forgettable levels
>one-note bosses that get nuked by their weaknesses while you just stand there and facetank their damage
>subweapons are way too strong (and extremely unbalanced) and nuke enemies with zero effort
>game is way too easy, unlimited continues, and has way too many upgrades that trivialize the difficulty. Between perma HP upgrades, armor, and sub-tanks, you can literally get like 16x the starting HP.
>final boss is extremely underwhelming, and just has ridiculous damage to compensate for his extremely basic moveset (the second phase in particular is pure garbage, where you just jump up, shoot him, jump down dozens of times while he does the same loop)
>inconsistent RNG item drops and time-wasting farming for item drops or sub-tank refills
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:57:18 PM No.713280995
>>713280837 (OP)
So what's a good platformer?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:57:20 PM No.713280997
>>713280837 (OP)
How was todays dilating session OP? Extra painful i hope?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:58:52 PM No.713281127
>>713280995
It's not a platformer really, more like a shitty action game for babies
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:59:24 PM No.713281167
Nobody takes you seriously OP, yet you keep making these threads every day lol
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:59:30 PM No.713281175
>>713281127
>Can't reply, just say stupid bullshit
Reply, or I hide your obvious bait thread, shitter.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:00:01 PM No.713281215
>>713281127
So, what's a good platformer?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:01:06 PM No.713281309
>>713281215
Pure platformer or action "platformer"?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:02:02 PM No.713281398
>>713281309
Uh-hu, what's a good platformer?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:04:52 PM No.713281615
>>713281398
For pure/primary platformers: rash, Donkey Kong Country (+Returns/Tropical Freeze), Mario Galaxy, LittleBigPlanet, Astro Bot, N++, Super Meat Boy

What does that have to do with Mega Man X? I wouldn't consider Mega Man X a platformer. It's an action game/run n gun
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:05:51 PM No.713281686
>>713280837 (OP)
Skill issue
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:06:10 PM No.713281713
>>713281398
For pure/primary platformers: Crash, Donkey Kong Country (+Returns/Tropical Freeze), Mario Galaxy, LittleBigPlanet, Astro Bot, N++, Super Meat Boy

What does that have to do with Mega Man X? I wouldn't consider Mega Man X a platformer. It's an action game/run n gun
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:07:39 PM No.713281832
>>713280837 (OP)
>game is way too easy
>talks about needing to farm for item drops and sub-tank refills
ok this is epic
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:07:42 PM No.713281840
>>713281686
>skill issue
>It's a baby game for retards
Uhhhhh..?

I beat it in one day in a couple hours on original hardware, blind, and with only like half the upgrades. It has zero replayability either because the stage and boss design are so basic and boring
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:07:54 PM No.713281852
>>713281713
All I asked was a simple question.
I'm more interested in where your preferences lie than the list in the OP.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:10:44 PM No.713282080
>>713281832
I more mean the final boss. I think I only used a single sub tank outside of that. The final boss does so much damage that he basically two shots you before you can even learn his moveset (which is very basic, so it's a cheap gotcha) so before each run, you have to farm weapon drops and sub tanks from the worms. You can't even exit out as it won't let you, can't reset as you lose all progres, nor can you even kill yourself since it showers you with lives so it'd take forever to go through all 10 lives
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:26:59 PM No.713283280
gman retarded
gman retarded
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>game is too easy because of entirely optional weapons and upgrades (except one)
I have a solution
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:27:27 PM No.713283316
I played X Challenge from the Legacy Collection recently, and I think it's kind of funny how strong shitters like Chill Penguin and Storm Eagle are as supports for a secondary boss.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:28:48 PM No.713283421
>>713280837 (OP)
dash is the a button, double-pad? what the fuck are you talking about.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:29:45 PM No.713283492
>>713280837 (OP)
I can tell you played on an emulator because you didn't mention the insane amounts of slowdown
Probably used save states too
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:30:28 PM No.713283547
Try beating launch octopus as your first encounter, bitch
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:30:47 PM No.713283572
>>713281713
MMX is better than every one of these games by a country mile.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:30:55 PM No.713283581
>>713283421
You can double tap to dash,
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:55:50 PM No.713285740
>>713283572
If you're retarded, sure
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:56:54 PM No.713285836
>>713283492
I played on original hardware. The slowdown was pretty bad in the minecart stage, but not a big deal otherwise. This game is pisseasy without any bullshit like save states
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:57:29 PM No.713285887
>>713271261
Your last thread archiving made your fees feel bad?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:01:09 PM No.713286191
>>713281713
Crash 1 and DKC1 are garbage
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:05:27 PM No.713286537
the only good mega man games are 9 and 10
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:05:30 PM No.713286542
>entire game balanced around not having dash and not having big HP like older MM games