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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:39:49 PM No.713284361
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duke
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What are your predictions for Netflix's Duke Nukem?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:41:23 PM No.713284498
>>713284361 (OP)
netflix and duke are the most opposite of things
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:41:30 PM No.713284518
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Adi Shankar is a chud so heโ€™ll ruin it. Duke being a huge SJW who still acts like Duke Nukem is comedy gold.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:41:37 PM No.713284529
Duke nukem gets shot in the dick before the credits and replaced by dyke nukem instantly. also she crushes his balls
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:07:02 PM No.713286686
>>713284518
This has woke Arthur Morgan vibes
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:42:24 PM No.713289412
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duke nukem but he's gay.
shankar is all about subversion
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:50:17 PM No.713290065
>>713284361 (OP)
Allowed masculinity
>Guns (in the context of video games), muscles, cigars, muscle cars, punching (but only nazis or aliens)
He'll be a muscly blonde white male ally, protecting trannies, blacks, jews, and beating up chuds, 90% chance they'll be literal nazis (but with a parody swastika)