My Ace GF has been out of town for work the past 2 week so I secretly took those two weeks off and I have done nothing but watch movies, play Expedition 33 and Degrees of Lewdity, and jerk off so much. What game should I play next?

Why do people make dumb ass threads like this

>>713294374
so pirat_nation will post a screencap of them

>>713294254 (OP)
Slit your throat subhuman

Does often do Ace even put out? Is it never?

>>713294374
Because you are a raging faggot

>>713294592
Depends on the person and how comfortable they are with that kind of action, my GF is pretty turned off by physical intimacy but she will suffer it every year on my birthday as a gift.

>>713294994
Replying to become part of an epic moment™

>>713294994
Once a year, god damn. I mean it beats 0 and I understand there's more to a relationship than just sex but that's rough. On the bright side, at least nothing will change if you marry her.

>>713294254 (OP)
Does OP have a pregnancy fetish?

>>713294417
Every OP needs to include a "kys bharat_nation pajeet streetshitter" watermark on it.

>>713295281
She is pretty cool with me sleeping around as long as im safe but I stopped once she was open to having a kid.
>>713295558
I haven’t been on this site in 2 years, I have no idea what this is referencing.

>>713294254 (OP)
>Total number of children you gave birth to: 3
>Total number of children you know you fathered: 6
>Total number of human children: 9

Every time female gives birth her vagina becomes a little looser, it never recovers truly to original shape after extreme stretch

>>713296121
3+6 = 9. Quick maffs.

>>713294254 (OP)
>the only GF anon can get is one that will never ever fuck him
kek, imagine living like this

>>713296138
This isn’t true

>>713295876
Some Rajesh on twitter that steals 4chan posts for ad revenue.

>>713296254
There is a thing called love.
>>713296305
Kek wow.

>>713296447
>there is a thing called love
True. For me, sex is a big part of love, which is why my girlfriend and I have sex at least once a day. Clearly if you're compulsively jacking off sex is important to you too, yet you continue to suffer like this because you know you have no better options.

>>713296278
i thought that too at first but it is
it is not very popular fact because it makes karen and thots seethe

>>713296731
Congratulations?

>>713296254
>I am a slave to my desires
imagine living like this

>>713294254 (OP)
>>713294994
i hope for your sake she's actually just low-libido and you're not the victim of a modern woman moment

>>713296731
allosexuals aren't capable of love

>>713296447
idk man, I get being asexual but to abstain from sex this much is questionable, I'm just gonna assume it's a cuck thing with you

>>713294994
Genuinely pathetic

>>713297168
It’s the first one, I almost messed up early in our relationship thinking maybe she just didn’t like me and I convinced her to have sex with a friend which she was unable to do once in the room, we broke up for a few years after that because she was upset me. Too me a while to fix that shit. I just didn’t want her to miss out on sex if it was just a lack of attraction to me.

>>713297415
How is a cuck fetish if she doesn’t have sex?

>>713297916
The assumption/projection is generally that the GF will happily have sex with others but uses asexuality as a convenient excuse for the BF.

>>713298002
While I’m sure this happens, I’m sure because events I’ve described above it’s not the case this time.

>>713297916
>>713297836

>>713298318
Is it a cuck fetish where if she did like it I was going to leave her because she is obviously not into me? I was dumb and didn’t believe ace was a thing and I made a lot of mistakes but I also learned in the end and I have a great GF and a great kid.

>>713298764
>had a child with her
>didn't marry
>goons in your off-time instead of saving up for her
You don't deserve her, anon

>>713297916
I mean by the sounds of it you were open to sleeping around yourself while you was with her at some point >>713295876 so I'm more or less calling her one more than you, a normal person wouldn't be ok with this, ace or not

>>713294254 (OP)
What is this image?

>>713299040
DoL stats screen

>>713298941
We made that decision together, we don’t need the government to approve our relationship.
>>713298942
I don’t think it’s that strange that she is ok with me acting on my normal human desires, she understands that how she feels about physical intimacy isn’t normal.

>>713294254 (OP)
well you are an asshole, you should had spent those two weeks to go on a trip with her instead of playing videogames

hope your gf is cheating on your selfish ass

>>713299276
>marriage bad because government interference
uh oh he's fallen for the jew

>>713299428
She is working, and before you say I still should have saved it, I already get 4 weeks more than she does for holiday time because my company is based out of Germany.
>>713299437
I didn’t say marriage is bad, it’s fine if you want to do it, it just something we didn’t care about doing.

>>713299125
What’s DoL?

Epic bait.

>>713299960
Death on Life, it's what happens after you die. Don't tell me you're still in the tutorial and haven't died yet.

Dude found someone so compatible that they both make some scarifies to be together and the virgins here are mad.

>>713294254 (OP)
What is the jewish game in the image?

>>713296121
I forgot to mention my PC is self pregnant with twins and Alex is also impregnated by me for the 3rd time.