The four horsemen of failed handhelds

Baby's first bait

>>713303473 (OP)
>No souljaboy
Lame

>>713303583
He said failed

I remember wanting a n-gage back when it came out, now I have a Steam Deck.

>>713303473 (OP)
>steam deck
not even close, it was always positioned as a pc peripheral and weak standalone.
>lynx
ancient history
>n-gage
tried doing too much with too little. sure, you get full 3d, but on a tiny ass screen. also, what were they smoking at this time not putting an analog stick on it? even a circle pad style thing would have been great, and yes, the tech was *absolutely* there by the late 90's and early 2ks service life of this handheld.
>vita
never should have died. sony had a shit fit over it not selling as well as PSP or 3ds and canned it unrightfully.

>>713303473 (OP)
I loved my vita. The very first handheld that felt like a console experience.

>>713303473 (OP)
There is... another. And it is extremely based.

>>713303473 (OP)
Chinkheldgods, our response?

>no wonderswan
>no neogeo pocket/color
>no sega nomad
cringe zoomer bait

>>713303473 (OP)
Considering Deck sold more then every other handheld gaming computer on the market combined, what does that make those?

>>713304010
Same as the deck, losers.
Granted the funny thing is the deck is the worst selling of these 4

>>713303930
You forgot GamePark. Never had one but I love reading about it

>'eck
Bait
>Vita
I heard this died too soon.

top left and bottom right are bait
they could've easily been replaced by nvidia shield and that stupid handheld with the crank

>>713304073
i wanted a gp32 so fucking bad lmao
something about having emulation on a portable system was super cool to me
thats also probably why i loved my psp and now my deck so much

>>713304067
>Same as the deck, losers.
Nice, glad we agree.

>>713304073
>>713304209
I wanted one too, I got a Dingoo when they were new and it was awesome

>>713303473 (OP)
Why is the SEGA Nomad not on this list?

>>713304430
i was going to ask "the what" but that immediately qualifies it for entry here

>>713304430
>no game gear

Clearly zoom zooms just random clicked gamefaqs

>>713303473 (OP)
You're retarded and don't understand anything about technology if you think Steam Deck is a failure in any way.

>>713304640
That’s what Lynx fans said too

>>713303840
I held one of these at a local game shop. That clicky stick is satisfying to play. I should have fucking bought it.

The Vita was murdered.

>>713303473 (OP)
Swap the Deck with the Switch 2. The Deck was made to order and only sold to the 48 contiguous states. The Deck did not even sale 1 million in the US nor did it beat PS5 sales records in the UK.
https://archive.is/5zO6r
The only million reports we get by country appear to be from Japan, where the console is a very good deal, being significantly cheaper than the PS5. A simple language difference doesn't make up for the price difference. They can afford to just sale it for ~$350 but don't.

>>713304879
>The Deck did not even sale 1 million
Meant Switch 2

>>713304879
>made to order
Lmao

>>713304769
I have two, the one that is pictured, and an unmodded one. I can't really go back to the unmodded one with its unlit screen. The modded one I bought off of eBay recently. If you get one, I would say either buy it pre-modded or get it with the intent of modding it.

Crazy to think not being sold in stores didn’t do anything for the deck.
People just refuse to buy PC based handhelds

>>713303930
he left out the turboexpress too.

>>713304879
>>713304954
Retard

>>713304508
I don't think Game Gear was a failure

>>713305484

Did a hell of a lot better than these four. Especially the Deck.

And this.. is to go beyond!

>>713303473 (OP)
>pic related not mentioned

wheres gizmondo?

>>713303583
this one?

>>713305832
>still getting games
>famous devs actually going out of their way to put shit out for this thing
crankers unironically won, this is the ART console

>>713303473 (OP)
I can't see the n-gage without thinking about goatse anymore

>>713305063
Each Deck is personalized.

>>713303832
> it was always positioned as a pc peripheral
Is this the new steamie cope?

>>713303473 (OP)
>Steam Deck
>constantly sold out
>kicking the shit out of every PC handheld on the market
>failed handhelds
Keep coping, Xbot

>>713305484
Clearly you have transcended us and no longer require money as one of your needs in life.

>>713304879
How about replacing the Deck with the Legion Go and Rog Ally since both sold like complete shit in comparison.

>>713303473 (OP)
The ngage was great and everybody who disagrees is gay.

>>713307090
You're retarded.