Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair? Just turned seven last month?

>>713312290 (OP)
DAD I TOOK A MASSIVE SHIT IN THE BATHROOM

SH PC Guide + Pastebin links :

https://pastebin.com/uf5XhyXz

> #FuckKonami

>>713312290 (OP)
This franchise is about to be raped forever once Blooper gets done remaking the only games that ever were good in the series.

>>713312290 (OP)

>>713312504
DAD DID YOU HEAR ME? ALL THOSE BURGERS I...d-dad?

>>713312290 (OP)
She's 38 years old and blonde now, Harry.

So much kino in the span of 5 years, just back to back to back, and then... nothing? What happened?

>>713316384
Konami rightfully shot every dev in the head for making SH4.

>>713315020
I remember playing this when I was 10 and getting fucking angry
Why did the kill best dad?

>>713315020
If I was holding the controller it wouldn't have went down like it did

>>713312290 (OP)
Can't wait for retards to claim that the UE5 slopmake replaces the original

>SH fans: THIS IMAGE REPRESENTS THE INNER MACHINATIONS OF THE PROTAGONISTS MIND MANIFESTING REALIT-
>SH devs: So uhh you guys seen the movie Jacob's Ladder? We should make a game like that haha

>>713316384
The series never sold the numbers it deserved to. It should have been a far more commercially successful series but because it wasn't we instead got the bullshit that is the western games.

>>713315020
>HD shows his face clearly
First the western sequels, then the HD collection, now blooper, why must these games be raped as hard as possible.

>>713312290 (OP)
"It is with great sadness and out of sync chakra that I must announce my wifes passing."