Thread 713327504

>girl joins the game
>she's actually got skills and kicks ass
>match ends
>"gg later dudes"

>>713327504 (OP)
And then I woke up

faggot

then everyone clapped. that girl? albert einstein

>>713327504 (OP)
On opposite day.

>>713327504 (OP)
>girl
>not troon

>>713327504 (OP)
I wish a girl would kick my ass IRL

>girl joins the game
>Hands begin to sweat
>Start farting uncontrollably
>Smell leaves to dry heaving
>She asks what my name is
>Respond with you to
>Everybody starts laughing at me
Bros...

Give me thingsi that never happen for 500

>>713327578
Einstein's Theory of Gender Relativity is foundational, but The Heisenberg Gender Uncertainty Principle is more appropriate in a multiplayer gaming context.

Im a trans and I do this on the regular.
I giggle thinking whats going through those guys heads after I leave having bless them with my presence and skills.

>>713327504 (OP)
Oh NOW you like nose rings.

>>713328029
always did

>>713327985
They were thinking, "He's pretty good."

>>713327504 (OP)
r/thathappened

>>713327985
Based. Slay Queen

>>713327985
They think it was weird and creepy to play with a dude imitating a Mickey mouse voice in chat.

>>713327504 (OP)
You can easily do this with a female username

>>713327504 (OP)
>I'm trans, btw. Not sure if that matters.
I went on a match on Paladins in which my team was male-only characters while the other one was female-only. We destroyed them with a perfect 5-0 and was the easiest match I ever had on the game. "Girl gamers" are nothing compared to the most average and casual male player. They should actually do something useful and learn how to cook and clean for their future husbands.

>>713327504 (OP)
I don't like or date women who are "gamers." They're all fucking retarded, infantile pieces of shit with no life or career skills to speak of.

My current gf is the principal engineer at her job and is into horticulture and sculpture. Sure she plays video games but she's not some gaga googoo nerdbait tard streamer. fucking grow out of it already you niggers

>>713327985
I guess the utter delusion is to be expected so calling you out on it is kinda pointless.

>>713327985
based and gigglepilled

>getting a bj while gaming
>or finger-banging a girl while she is gaming
which way, black man?

>>713328384
>They should actually do something useful
>He says playing a video game

>>713328459
Ramune obviously

>>713328367
yeah, and a profile pic
I do that all the time
autists keep messaging me afterwards, lol

>>713327537
fpbp