The new Tomb Raider - /v/ (#713334869) [Archived: 1003 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:52:30 AM No.713334869
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>The new Tomb Raider? I mean, let's see. I have no faith in the new Tomb Raider. Zero. I feel like that game is just going to blow, and it's already decided. But hey, maybe not. The devs are just so up their own fucking ass, that I can not see it being good.

>Why I say that, is they released that art, the future of Lara Croft, and I'm sure some people liked it, like "wow this is great, I love this design, she is so hot and so cool!" but a majority of the internet were like "this is fucking terrible, this is awful, please change this, do not take Lara down this road", and they doubled down on it! They use it everywhere now, the last 2 DLCs for games they released, they put it in the fucking Tomb Raider pinball, that picture is copy pasted onto the pinball machine.

>It's like, everyone hates this fucking picture, why are you spamming it everywhere, that is a red flag. Releases one new promotional art for their new game, the vast majority of people fucking hate it, and then they keep using it for everything.

>If the character looks like that, the franchise is doomed. Well not doomed, but it's pretty fucking sad.

Is he right? I haven't been following this at all. I googled it and she looks like OG Lara Croft. What's the problem?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:56:44 AM No.713335059
Bad news Tomb Raider bros... the tabletop by Evil Hat, the one wit the fat girl with prosthetic legs got axed. The Amazon show by Phoebe Waller-Bridge doesn't seem to have any movement even though they paid her $100m. I think the IP is cursed.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:05:58 PM No.713335456
>>713334869 (OP)
Aside from the tits needing to be a little bigger, and her thighs needing a little bit more meat on them, what am I supposed to be angry about with this?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:06:35 PM No.713335474
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>>713334869 (OP)
She has nuLra necklace. Otherwise she kinda remind me of temple of Osiris design.
Some people here claim she looks like a tranny but they say it about real women as well, so I'd take it with a grain of salt.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:07:41 PM No.713335530
>>713334869 (OP)
Why would I give a shit about random bitch's opinion
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:39:56 PM No.713336817
>>713334869 (OP)
this ugly man hater face will be the end of me. Give me back my sassy lara.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:06:01 PM No.713338001
I've only played the nuLara games, has the writing always been shit?
>I have to let the world end because you took someone hostage
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:43:50 PM No.713339653
>>713334869 (OP)
Bawk is a ginormous passive aggressive faggot
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:45:47 PM No.713339759
>>713339653
Bawk backwards is Kwab
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:50:08 PM No.713339973
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Obligatory Keeley Hawes Lara video where she talks about how she had to stop her son playing her games as Lara had her voice and her face was modelled on Keeley's face and her son was attracted to her Lara.
https://youtu.be/8xFskkWLgW4?t=38
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:55:09 PM No.713340220
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>>713334869 (OP)
Western devs keep pushing this non attractive female bullshit and they're gonna keep failing. God forbid they show some skin or some fucking cleavage. If they were smart they'd take the Stellar Blade route
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:55:44 PM No.713340256
>>713334869 (OP)
why do you wanna discuss e-celebman opinion when even you have none on the subject matter