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Anonymous No.713357923 >>713358005 >>713358107 >>713358170 >>713358687 >>713358929 >>713359262 >>713359589 >>713359746 >>713362045 >>713362640 >>713363117 >>713363658 >>713365674 >>713366349 >>713368046 >>713369206 >>713369661 >>713370123 >>713375197 >>713375241 >>713377746 >>713379543 >>713380569 >>713382573 >>713386776 >>713388743 >>713395680 >>713400790
Unironically 100% seriously and not shitposting, why does it seem like there's better 3D platformers being made for PC than Switch?

I enjoyed these demos more than anything made by nintendo in the last decade.
https://youtu.be/2Qnrnq3ivuQ
https://youtu.be/VsIv2TE3CfA

Every genuinely good platformer seems to be made for PC first, Nintendo second.
Anonymous No.713358005 >>713358452 >>713361978 >>713362702 >>713363327
>>713357923 (OP)
I want to BE Mahiron
Anonymous No.713358030 >>713360713
Modern Switch dev kits would be like using a dev kit from a decade ago. You would be using less than half of the power available to modern devsโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.713358107 >>713366349 >>713368046 >>713369206 >>713370123 >>713371734 >>713382914
>>713357923 (OP)
the last game I played on switch was Rune Factory 4, do they even make games for it now?
Anonymous No.713358145 >>713358275
Those 2 games look like ass
Anonymous No.713358170 >>713358642
>>713357923 (OP)
It's one of those genres that's Indie only now and it's much easier to make those for computers.
Anonymous No.713358275
>>713358145
Try them, the big catch "demo" is like 12 hours long and a full separate side game even. They are very *not* trash.
Anonymous No.713358452
>>713358005
Based based based!
Anonymous No.713358642 >>713359262 >>713359267 >>713360281
>>713358170
>It's one of those genres that's Indie only now
What's the point of owning a nintendo console then?
Anonymous No.713358687 >>713369661
>>713357923 (OP)
>Metroidvania
Anonymous No.713358929
>>713357923 (OP)
Nintendo fans buy Nintendo games because they're Nintendo
I mean, imagine if a game like Super Mario Bros Wonder was the exact same except for the Mario branding, and was instead a Giana Sisters game by some random indie dev. Absolutely nobody would've bought it.
But since there's no Mario games on Steam that means everybody who likes the genre is looking for substitutes so there's room for new and old non-Mario IPs. And this applies to every type of game Nintendo is making from Mario Party and Metroid to Advance Wars.
Anonymous No.713359262
>>713357923 (OP)
Only independent developers are capable of true creativity and innovation, and PC is the most accessible platform for indie developers.
>>713358642
Mario and Zelda*, as it always was.
*Best Zelda game also runs natively on PC now.
Anonymous No.713359267 >>713359369
>>713358642
Mario and Japanese games.
Anonymous No.713359280 >>713362250 >>713366349 >>713368046 >>713369206 >>713370123 >>713382921
https://youtu.be/FS8xl-aRwXE
https://youtu.be/b_GilBq3DxI
Why does PC have all the fun games now? I just don't get it!
Anonymous No.713359369 >>713359483 >>713359816
>>713359267
>and Japanese games
But all the good Japanese games come out on PC!
https://youtu.be/Gd9j_NWZGG8
Anonymous No.713359483 >>713359634 >>713366349 >>713368046 >>713369206 >>713370123 >>713396617
>>713359369
all games before Cold Steel 1 are terrible, it's the first trails that is a labor of love
Anonymous No.713359589 >>713359725 >>713359848 >>713361567
>>713357923 (OP)
>Unironically 100% seriously and not shitposting
>Troonmai OP
>The diaper shitter game
Made me laugh.
Anonymous No.713359634
>>713359483
Don't worry, in 15 more years Falcom will be remaking the GOOD Kiseki games.
Anonymous No.713359725 >>713391809 >>713392732
>>713359589
>the diaper spammer is a sharty tourist that hates anime and video games
I am shocked. SHOCKED!!!!
Anonymous No.713359746 >>713361475
>>713357923 (OP)
Because if you decide to make games exclusively to Switch, you are either working for Nintendo or fucking retarded?
Anonymous No.713359816
>>713359369
Ultra Kaiju Mosnter Rancher didn't.
Anonymous No.713359848 >>713359941
>>713359589
why are you gay?
Anonymous No.713359941 >>713361567
>>713359848
why are you trans?
Anonymous No.713360281
>>713358642
I don't think there is a point any more.
Anonymous No.713360713
>>713358030
This sort of thing really boggles the mind. It just ensures Nintendo will never have a good third party exclusive ever again.
Anonymous No.713360795 >>713366349 >>713368046 >>713369206 >>713370123 >>713378693
sex with mihari
Anonymous No.713361389 >>713361567
>Trannymai
>Troonimai
>Groomimai
>Goonimai
>41imai
>Xe/ximai
>Splittinmai-cock
>Dilatemai-Axewound
>2ndplacenimai
>ProtrectedByTheTrannyJannymai
>Pedonimai
>Dickgoodbai
>DEMONimai
>Onim-ACK!!!

Get your dick split.
Anonymous No.713361475
>>713359746
The problem here is a console is a major investment, and it's cheaper to get a shit tier starter rig than a console at this point, which is more than capable of playing all these games. So why even bother buying a console?
Anonymous No.713361567
>>713359589
>>713359941
>>713361389
Can you guide me through your thought process on what exactly you find distasteful about the scenario presented in that chinese cartoon?
I thought the main issue with irl trannies was that their wish is physically impossible and in their attempts in spite of that they turn themselves into a grotesque parody of a human being?
In "Troonmai" the mc is turned into a 100% real girl with a functional womb, vagina, hormonal balance etc. using a nondescript totally not-magic potion.

So what exactly is the issue? Just some kind of moral/religious panic?
Anonymous No.713361978 >>713362003 >>713362248 >>713362718 >>713364312
>>713358005
yes
Anonymous No.713362003 >>713362554
>>713361978
I look like this and dress like this
Anonymous No.713362045
>>713357923 (OP)
isn't this the tranny anime?
Anonymous No.713362248
>>713361978
What a hideous abomination.
Cleanse it with fire.
Anonymous No.713362250
>>713359280
Pure ludokino
Anonymous No.713362351
>/v/
>onimai avatarfag
Go back to 8shit
Anonymous No.713362453
I wish I could meet Onimai in real life so I could beat xit into a bloody mess of gore with my baseball bat.
Anonymous No.713362493 >>713362616 >>713363164 >>713363259 >>713373549
since mahiro is originally male and college aged, does that make it legal to rape him in his new body? justify your answer. (2pts)
Anonymous No.713362517 >>713372337 >>713377229
Why are all these good 3D platformers on Steam? Was I lied to!?
https://youtu.be/oqk8IVZIDYQ
https://youtu.be/befKlffH8m4
https://youtu.be/zKl6UHF8nZE
Anonymous No.713362554
>>713362003
Prove it
Anonymous No.713362616 >>713363464
>>713362493
no because his chastity is legal property of his sister
Anonymous No.713362640 >>713362767 >>713365524
>>713357923 (OP)
>aeromorph game
>androgynous character with no tits
this ain't it chief
Anonymous No.713362702
>>713358005
tsmt
Anonymous No.713362718
>>713361978
I love transgirls
Anonymous No.713362767
>>713362640
Male aeromorph > female aeromorph
Anonymous No.713362801 >>713362859
I started watching this anime, why do I see completely uncensored untampered Strive gameplay? This really is a trans girl anime
Anonymous No.713362859
>>713362801
>why do I see completely uncensored untampered Strive gameplay
Its the Genshiken of this era.
Anonymous No.713363117 >>713363357 >>713364063
>>713357923 (OP)
Is this a bad faith question? You just listed indie games, of course they most likely only have the resources to make games for pc. Also there isn't some sort of mythical group of like-minded AA devs that exclusively make whimsical platformers for nintendo consoles, that shit already stopped happening with the death of the wii I'm pretty sure. Best you're gonna get in terms of non-indie is mr. fuck the oscars's recent coop platformers
Anonymous No.713363164
>>713362493
Rape is illegal at any age retard
Anonymous No.713363259 >>713363464
>>713362493
didnt he start regressing? is it legal to fuck a retard?
Anonymous No.713363272 >>713363304
Why are there so many brand new crazy 3D platformers for Steam?
https://youtu.be/-0NBFkCQamU
https://youtu.be/tQTkUIKj3tw
https://youtu.be/ljoKN6hFLXE
Anonymous No.713363304 >>713363445
>>713363272
>Penny's Big Breakaway
That game SUCKS and FLOPPED
Anonymous No.713363327
>>713358005
So true.
Anonymous No.713363357
>>713363117
>whimsical platformers for nintendo consoles
But platformers are the entire point of owning a nintendo console!
Anonymous No.713363445 >>713364984
>>713363304
That game RULES and you need to GIT GUD.
Anonymous No.713363464 >>713364748
to the guy i didn't (You), your post was so moronic i won't be addressing it
>>713362616
sharing is caring, mihari
>>713363259
i think it is unless they're declared legally incompetent at which point they need a caregiver. i'm not convinced mahiro is any more retarded than an average woman despite regressing.
Anonymous No.713363658
>>713357923 (OP)
The Big Catch is made by a diaper/scat fetishist btw
Anonymous No.713364063
>>713363117
I think his point is that Steam does what Nintendon't.
Anonymous No.713364312
>>713361978
This is official art btw
Anonymous No.713364415
Mahiro's cunny vs a transphobe's penis
Who'd win?
Anonymous No.713364597 >>713368529 >>713396884 >>713402769
Nintendo is unironically doomed.
https://youtu.be/RNK3hu8ttHg
Anonymous No.713364748 >>713365359
>>713363464
Is he not a middle schooler who needs a guardian? Idk how he's doing atm though I only read a few manga chapters a while back lol, I guess it wouldn't get that bad since it would ruin the entire point
Anonymous No.713364984 >>713365094
>>713363445
>GIT GUD
This game literally falls apart as soon as you "git gud" (effortlessly) because the level design is completely ignored by your overpowered moveset. Plus the character design is rancid. Easy flop.
Anonymous No.713365094
>>713364984
No it doesn't, its all about chaining moves together and speeding through the levels.
Anonymous No.713365098
JANNIES ARE ABSOLUTE NIGGERFAGGOTS FOR CONSTANTLY PROTECTING THESE SHITTY STEALTH DISCORD ERP TRANNYMAI THREADS WHILE DELETING THE JUJUTSU KAISEN THREADS DESPITE JJK HAVING AN ACTUAL FUCKING VIDEO GAME AND SEVERAL VIDYA CROSSOVERS.
Anonymous No.713365106 >>713365259
>Janny purges half the posts in the thread
>But keeps the thread itself up

Is this the power of having something bing bing wahoo related in the op?
Anonymous No.713365204
Uh oh, the janny is having a melty over a non-nintendogaf approved video game thread. Better remove this for sharty!
Anonymous No.713365259
>>713365106
He's desperately hoping he can turn this into a pro-nintendo thread.
Anonymous No.713365359
>seething janny
lol
>>713364748
it's a comedy series about a neet turned into a little girl so it isn't that deep
the question of his level of intellect is never seriously raised but it trends towards "he gets caught up in being a little girl" more than "he is becoming a little girl mentally"
Anonymous No.713365524
>>713362640
As a protip, try not to be triggered by everything that moves.
Anonymous No.713365674 >>713365839 >>713366681
>>713357923 (OP)
These don't look better than what we have on the Switch thou.
Anonymous No.713365839 >>713367028
>>713365674
Looks leagues better than that whacked out Wario World clone on Switch 2 with DK substituted in. I can't be the only person who got that vibe from that. Like it doesn't even seem like DK64, it's just straight up Wario World with RPG stats. What were they thinking?
Anonymous No.713366063 >>713366591 >>713367140 >>713369661 >>713373616
>DID YOU SAY HECKING ONIMAI'S?
*Sips IPA*
>ONIMAI IS HECKIN ANIME OF THE YEAR LEFTYPOL SISTERS!!!!!!
>OMG OMG OMG OMG
>HECKING EPIC POGGY WOCKY SLUSH!!!!
>NOOOOOO STUPID SHONENTARD NAZI WE DO REEED WE DO REEEEEEEEED NOOOOOOO CHAINSAW MAN AND FRIEREN ARE STUPID ANIME!! 1735! 1735! 1735!
>IS THAT POGGY WOGGING HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS ONIMAI WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>i literally can't right now!!!
>I GET SO EXCITED ABOUT IT I KNEEL! I KNEEL FOR MY BLACK MASTER! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>THE GENDER CHANGING COLA REMINDS ME OF MY HECKIN DILATOR AND MY DISCORD CLAN.
>SUS BRO I LOVE TWITTER LMAO DREAM IS SO FUNNI HAHAHA REDDIT BRUH LMAO LIKE HIM HATE HIM HE SPITTING STRAIGHT FACTS LEL LE
> I LOVE REDDIT YALL YALL YALL HAHA SEE I WHO I GET TO SEE HAHA LMAO THIS IS JUST LIKE MINECRAFT!!!HORNY ON MAIN??
>SELFCARE CRINGE BRO BE LIKE BE LIKE HE PROTECC HE ATTACC BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY SHE REALLY SAID OK BOOMER AND THATS VALID BRO WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SIIIIMPS! LITERALLY NO CAP
>I AM SHE/THEY ON TWITTER AN Iโ€™M BOUT TO END THIS WHOLE MANโ€™S CAREER MY GUY MY GUY MY GUY BORK BORK DOGGO FRFR ACAB BLM #PROUDFURRY JOIN MY DISCOOOOORD
>ITS SO HECKING COOL, THE MAKERS ARE EVEN COMMUNISRLTINO POG LORDS LIKE ME WHO TOOK THE KNEE FOR MR SAINT FLOYD (MAY YAKUB REST HIS SOUL)
>SUCH A EPIC POOGERS SHOW I CAN'T WAIT TO POST THIS ON ยฎEDDIT!!! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>#pogchamp WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>IT'S GOINGโ€ฆ IT'S GOINGโ€ฆ. AND YEEESSSSS THE BBC HAS LANDED INTO MY WIFE OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I FEEL SO EMPOWERED LETTING ANOTHER MEN FUCK MY WIFE JUST LIKE MY FRIEND
>MAYBE I WILL TAKE OUT A LOAN SO THOSE TWO CAN GO ON VACATION DID YOU SEE THE HECKIN CUTE DILATING LOLI (MALE, NO PENIS)?
>LET ME POST THIS ON MY TIK TOK!!!
>W-WHAT??? DID THAT BULL JUST MISGENDER ME??? OH NO NO NO I'M TOTALLY NOT MENTALLY ILL OR ANYTHING BUT THAT'S ENOUGH TO PUSH ME OVER THE EDGE
>I CAN'T LIVE ANY LONGERโ€ฆ GOODBYE *hangs himself*
Anonymous No.713366349 >>713367140
>>713357923 (OP)
>>713358107
>>713359280
>>713359483
>>713360795
>713362517
>713362640
>713363272
>713364748
>713365359
>713365839
Anonymous No.713366591
>>713366063
Thank god you're here to bump the thread.
Anonymous No.713366681 >>713367720
>>713365674
I liked Mario Odyssey well enough, but other than that there was nothing, and I'm not the least bit impressed by the new Donkey Kong game.
Anonymous No.713366728 >>713373716
>Thank god you're here to bump the thr-ACK!!!
Anonymous No.713367028
>>713365839
I am definitely getting a Gamecube vibe from Switch 2.
Anonymous No.713367140 >>713367437
>>713366063
>>713366349
Very based! Keep going!
Anonymous No.713367437
>>713367140
Just imagine the implications of this guy being on every major board posting God knows what stupid opinions while moral policing everything 20 hours a day.
Anonymous No.713367720
>>713366681
I'm pretty concerned that Switch 2 doesn't have a major launch title in the foreseeable future. I think this might actually really hurt Nintendo. Mario Kart isn't enough, especially when they ran its branding thin by not making a new one last gen.
Anonymous No.713367853 >>713368206
New guy! Join my gang or else!
Anonymous No.713368046
>>713357923 (OP)
>>713358107
>>713359280
>>713359483
>>713360795
>713362517
>713362640
>713363272
>713364748
>713365359
>713365839
>713367853
Anonymous No.713368206 >>713369661
>>713367853
Why is Miharo 5x taller than the entire Earth?
Anonymous No.713368529
>>713364597
I wonder how many palworld clones will come out. I feel a can of worms has been opened.
Anonymous No.713368654 >>713369243 >>713370289
I actually think the Switch 2 is going to get discontinued by the end of the year. Things are already looking grim and there's still only one fucking exclusive game for the foreseeable future. I just can't see a world where it sells more than 5 million lifetime while the PS5 goes on to sell like 180 million or some shit (the PS5 is already tracking better than the Switch 1 ever was.) Xbox is a nonfactor though.
Anonymous No.713368706
>tranime
Anonymous No.713369057
>GODnime
Anonymous No.713369206
>>713357923 (OP)
>>713358107
>>713359280
>>713359483
>>713360795
>713362517
>713362640
>713363272
>713364748
>713365359
>713365839
>713367853
>713369057
Anonymous No.713369243
>>713368654
>Xbox is a nonfactor though.
Microsoft always finds a way to reinvent itself in the most cancerous way imaginable, which Sony will then copy, which Nintendo will then copy a decade too late. Such is the way of consoles.
Anonymous No.713369661 >>713371696
>>713368206
>>713366063
>>713357923 (OP)
>>713358687
Anonymous No.713370123
>>713357923 (OP)
>>713358107
>>713359280
>>713359483
>>713360795
>713362517
>713362640
>713363272
>713364748
>713365359
>713365839
>713367853
>713369057
>713369661
Anonymous No.713370209 >>713370834
Whats the best sub group for onimai?
Anonymous No.713370289
>>713368654
I'm waiting for the next steam deck in 2026. I was actually shocked to recently learn that its actually held in high esteem by gen z/alpha. If its under $1000 I'll be getting one for sure. Switch 2 having $80 10 hour long games suddenly doesn't make it seem like a bad option any more.
Anonymous No.713370834
>>713370209
just use okay-subs, its fine
Anonymous No.713371696
>>713369661
Where did you get this picture of me?
Anonymous No.713371734 >>713372992
>>713358107
>Rune Factory 4
Was this any good?
Anonymous No.713372337
>>713362517
Sami 2 is actually going to be really, really good. I highly recommend keeping an eye on it.
Anonymous No.713372992 >>713373132
>>713371734
Yeah I'm playing it now, twin swords master race
Anonymous No.713373132 >>713373920 >>713375994
>>713372992
Didn't a new one literally just come out? Is 4 better or something
Anonymous No.713373549
>>713362493
Yes because she would enjoy the sex and so would I
Anonymous No.713373616
>>713366063
This but unironically
Anonymous No.713373656 >>713374126
People buy the switch to play 1st party titles. They're Nintendo fans. They don't care if it's good or bad, it's literally a part of their identity.
Anonymous No.713373716
>>713366728
Imagine taking the time to make this
>can't even call someone a retard in a direct fashion
>has to resort to posting an image of something negative and quoting the original poster's post in a pathetic attempt to wordlessly imply "you = le stupuid gay xdโ€
You're on an anonymous imageboard, in which you are the furthest thing from being face-to-face, and yet you still don't have the balls to say "you're a fag". You are literally so pussyshit that you have to pray to god that your Wojak macro gets your pathetically simple message across. I cannot wait to see my message mockingly repeated back at me with yet another of your faggoty basedjaks. You're a paradox. You have the absolute audacity to call someone a testicle-less girlyman through an image macro, despite having a negative value where your balls should be, because you can't bring yourself to call someone names to their face. Let me show you how it's done. Maybe you'll somehow grow a pair in the process of reading this.
You're a faggot. Every single aspect about you is faggy, and I'll be impressed if you can manage to copy-paste my post, greentext it, and solve the captcha, all with your hands full with a pair of dicks.
Fuck you.
Anonymous No.713373920 >>713374206
>>713373132
the newest one is a spinoff
the 5th mainline title was a hugely controversial one so 3/4 are the gold standard to this day.
Anonymous No.713374126 >>713374587
>>713373656
>They don't care if it's good or bad, it's literally a part of their identity.
I have every Nintendo console except for the wii u and virtual boy, and now switch 2. I bought then because I like platformers. Don't have a reason to buy them any more. Man, I had a blast with Mario Maker 2. A bunch of my levels wound up getting picked up by streamers and kids would leave me a bunch of cute drawings in the comments. That was the last time when I felt I was having an "authentic" Nintendo experience and they were so slow with updates it died early. Everything else about the switch felt so hollow and plastic. I didn't get the hype behind stuff like botw and xenoblade at all, and the new pokemon games just totally suck. I mean, I really used to genuinely like Nintendo stuff A LOT and I have been feeling pretty discontent with them for a long time. It's pretty sad but I've fully moved on to the point where there's no going back now.
Anonymous No.713374206
>>713373920
Interesting, thanks for the info. 4 is already cheap on steam so if it gets hit on the summer sale I'll pick it up.
Anonymous No.713374587
>>713374126
I'd argue you're a video game fan first and foremost because I also used to be a Nintendo fan but then I just had a moment with the switch where I was like, man these games are kinda stale. I became a pc gamer after, best decision.
Anonymous No.713375197 >>713375501 >>713376097
>>713357923 (OP)
i played the demo of the fisher game and i was very unimpressed it felt like a bad jak and daxter.
Anonymous No.713375241
>>713357923 (OP)
The 3d platformers not made by nintendo are intended for a older audience. And can be more mechanically complex because of that.
Anonymous No.713375501
>>713375197
>it felt like a bad jak and daxter
You definitely didn't play it. It's more like ape escape crossed with mario sunshine, its not a stiff normalslop platformer like jak.
Anonymous No.713375732
Sorry indies, Banananza it is on another level.
Anonymous No.713375831 >>713376849
What does this autistic girl have to do with Steam? Is it because she's a PC gamer?
Anonymous No.713375994
>>713373132
NTA, but since I am interested in the whole series, I prefer to start with the old ones first. I will start with Rune Factory 3 Special thou.
Anonymous No.713376097 >>713376906
>>713375197
https://youtu.be/xSBGhcJoeMs
How in the world is this anything like jak and daxter?
Anonymous No.713376380 >>713378978
Mario Galaxy mogs all of those btw
Anonymous No.713376849
>>713375831
He's the mascot of all PC gamers.
Anonymous No.713376906 >>713376974
>>713376097
Where's the music? it feels so souless
Anonymous No.713376974
>>713376906
Shut off because its a speedrun. You can download the demo and listen to it for yourself.
Anonymous No.713377229
>>713362517
>good
>sami roll
the only person lying here is (you)
Anonymous No.713377746
>>713357923 (OP)
indie devs
Anonymous No.713377928
rape and impregnate every mahiro poster
Anonymous No.713378579 >>713379073
I am still waiting.
Anonymous No.713378693
>>713360795
Man of taste
Anonymous No.713378978
>>713376380
Sunshine mogs Galaxy
Anonymous No.713379073
>>713378579
Holy shit this looks nuts
Anonymous No.713379407
Games are made on a PC
Anonymous No.713379503 >>713379982
How do I find a mahiro-poster gf?
Anonymous No.713379543 >>713382546
>>713357923 (OP)
Because is cheaper, and you can always port the games to Switch later
Anonymous No.713379982
>>713379503
they don't exist.
Anonymous No.713380569 >>713380937 >>713380995 >>713381021 >>713382993
>>713357923 (OP)
This bitch has like no good doujins
Anonymous No.713380937 >>713380984
>>713380569
Wrong.
Anonymous No.713380984 >>713381545
>>713380937
99% of them is just futa or yuri shit.
Anonymous No.713380995
>>713380569
true, need more kaede x futa mahiro doujins
Anonymous No.713381021 >>713381618
>>713380569
They're all just not translated for some reason.
Anonymous No.713381053
stop posting this bitch before i rape her (him)
Anonymous No.713381545
>>713380984
>99% of them is just futa
Perfect
Anonymous No.713381618
>>713381021
>They're all just not translated for some reason.
You already know why , gatekept
Anonymous No.713382546
>>713379543
>port the games to Switch later
That's all fine and good but the switch is such a garbage console it doesn't even run NES games correctly and has massive input delay problems.
Anonymous No.713382573 >>713382681 >>713385419
>>713357923 (OP)
Hate Onimai.
What's the point of genderswap if they're not give massive tits and ass?
Anonymous No.713382681 >>713382813
>>713382573
>What's the point of genderswap if they're not give massive tits and ass?
Lithe androgynous body types are unimaginably hot and make my dick diamonds.
Anonymous No.713382813 >>713384490
>>713382681
Nah.
Androgynous bodies only work on men. If they don't at least have a dick, they're boring as fuck.
Anonymous No.713382914 >>713383001
>>713358107
I'm starting to play it, does the dumb chinese fox girl sit on your cock by accident
Anonymous No.713382921 >>713383597
>>713359280
I really want to try this White knuckle.
It is not a platformer, but I am looking forward to "No, Im not a Human".

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3180070/No_Im_not_a_Human/
Anonymous No.713382993
>>713380569
On the other hand, Bocchi has stellar doujins.
Anonymous No.713383001
>>713382914
hol up, is that some good ass iruma-kun posting
Anonymous No.713383597
>>713382921
What the hell is this
Anonymous No.713384490
>>713382813
>Androgynous bodies only work on men
The whole point is that you can't tell.
Anonymous No.713385419
>>713382573
newfag take
nowadays instead of wanting to be the little girl everyone has "AGP" aka homosexuality
Anonymous No.713386147 >>713387759 >>713388740
Doesn't Mahiro have a handheld system at some point in the anime?
Does "he" play a Deck or a Switch?
4CHAN SUCKS IMAGINE I POSTED MIYO No.713386776 >>713387165
>>713357923 (OP)
Indie games are disgustingly derivative and PC gaming is inherently compromised. Unity and Epic are both Israel fronts. Intel is an Israel front. Airgapping gaming-capable PC hardware only for the explicit purpose is not only a waste, the environment makes it impossible if you're a paypig and a target if you're not. PC game development sucks shit. You're always relying on abstract libraries that are millions of line of code deep with zero idea of where hardware is or how you're actually using it. Making a computation budget for your game is near impossible, and like mentioned before most SDKs and all popular engines are intelligence gathering operations, just like this place. Hardware makes the game, not the other way around. It's why most of these indie games are derivative as fuck. The mere structure of hardware, a difference in architecture and a low level mapping of most game-related functions, an idea to mathematically express possible computation cycles, taking real advantage of hardware parallelism, etc make one feel alive and deeply change your game for the better. Console development is actually fun. Consoles are/should be/were offline devices built explicitly for the sake of making and playing games, and that's still the future. Whoever releases a Playdate that isn't an overpriced piece of shit for hipster dipshits will win, in the meanwhile since PC game development is also a solved game where AI can shit out slop watch actual human beings retreat into retro console game dev to actually make some fucking fun games for once. Getting hardware capable of playing some poor dude's career's worth of games from the 90s to the last good generation has never been easier or cheaper than now, and the effort differentiates subhuman slobs from actual gamers.
It's a shame, though, some good games are still stuck on PC due to a lack of options. We should normalize paying for unlicensed software for hardware jews don't want you to own.
Anonymous No.713387165 >>713387534
>>713386776
>Nintendo fan
>literally insane
Not surprising.
4CHAN SUCKS IMAGINE I POSTED MIYO No.713387534 >>713388048
>>713387165
The PSP is still the coolest handheld around though. I still have mine.
Anonymous No.713387759
>>713386147
don't recall for sure in the anime but he was playing a puyo knockoff on switch in the latest chapter
Anonymous No.713388048 >>713388437 >>713388993
>>713387534
The Vita is objectively better even with the stupid memory card crap, and even then it's just worse than the steam deck. The unfortunate reality is that the galaxy s5e tablet I got for $100 can do everything the PSP and Vita can but better, not that I'd ever use it for anything other than reading manga. These were cool devices for their time but irrelevant today. Pretty much all handheld exclusives are bad. I visibly grimace when someone tells me their favorite console is the 3DS or PSP or something. You just know that person is severely retarded.
4CHAN SUCKS IMAGINE I POSTED MIYO No.713388437 >>713388889
>>713388048
You are a fool and know nothing about the hobby. You're the kind of braindead consumer that ruins it for everyone. My favorite games are for the PS3 and the Saturn btw but the PSP and the DS went hard.
Anonymous No.713388740 >>713388906
>>713386147
She does. I think she would choose a Steam D*ck, probably.
Anonymous No.713388743
>>713357923 (OP)
Tendies will gladly pay full price for the most rancid slop imaginable so Nintendo stopped giving a shit.
Anonymous No.713388889 >>713388974 >>713388993
>>713388437
Handhelds today are for depressed people that can't even be bothered to get out of bed and sit at their desk to play video games. You aren't taking them camping or on a long car trip. It is simply easier for you to be "engaged" while in bed because you weren't really interested in video games in the first place, hence lardasses playing through countless mediocre rpgs on their handhelds.
Anonymous No.713388906 >>713389032
>>713388740
he's a jarpigger and strikes me as the kind of person who would be a bit of a tendie cultist
would probably buy a switch if you told him it's like a switch you can play eroge on though
Anonymous No.713388974 >>713389014 >>713389087
>>713388889
Excuse me but that is just not true.
I play my 'eck on a big comfy recliner.
Anonymous No.713388993
>>713388048
>LOOK AT WHAT MY ISRAEL OWNED SPY SLAB CAN DO
I don't fucking care learn some programming you absolute fucking NIGGER
>abloo consoom everything must be le new
you fucking black golem you're the dumbest motherfucking good goyim slave around
>>713388889
this anime spamming RETARDED GORILLA NIGGER MOTHERFUCKING DUMBASS CATTLE doesn't even know about the concept of airgapping his silicone slabs aka NOT SHITTING WHERE YOU EAT YOU BIG FUCKING RETARD
Anonymous No.713389014
>>713388974
>a big comfy recliner
That is literally a bed.
Anonymous No.713389032 >>713389087
>>713388906
buy a DECK
Anonymous No.713389087 >>713389203 >>713389259
>>713388974
>>713389032
>the "handheld" you can only use for 30 days before sending israel detailed information of your living place and your home network to a multibillion dollar gambling enterprise
Anonymous No.713389203
>>713389087
shizo babble
Anonymous No.713389259 >>713389568
>>713389087
You can put whatever OS on deck you wish. You're totally free to put TempleOS on it.
Anonymous No.713389260 >>713389458 >>713389594 >>713394628
Pc has no games
Anonymous No.713389458 >>713397542
>>713389260
fotm slut mogged by sis and mom
Anonymous No.713389568 >>713389663 >>713394723
>>713389259
after buying it with your account because there's no retail availability for it ;) unless you're fine with a 'eck someone already nutted on
boot is still owned by the fat jewish fuck too. and unlike pretty much all handhelds out there you have no idea what the fuck it's doing
Anonymous No.713389594
>>713389260
Can I play rosenkreuzstilette freudenstachel of switch? No? Worthless console then.
Anonymous No.713389663 >>713389798 >>713390434
>>713389568
gaben could be looking in your sissy hypno goon folder right NOW
Anonymous No.713389798 >>713390390
>>713389663
I bet he'd let a sissy hypno goon game through but ban an official onimai shmup lol fucking shabbos fuck
Anonymous No.713390390 >>713390634
>>713389798
you should thank gabe for having your interests in mind
Anonymous No.713390434
>>713389663
>Hey anon, it's GABEN here, if you're wondering why you couldn't get into your account, I was personally investigating what I presumed to be a highjacked account.
>I was browsing through random private profiles as I usually do, and I couldn't help but notice the various GMOD NAZI groups you were in, alongside the many anti-LGBT and furry groups.
>Which is fine, it's up to Gary to sweep up that mess.
>What really got us here at steam support, and me personally curious, is the fourty hours we saw logged in a hidden game in your library, CHANGED.
>I'm sure a man like you doesn't know what CHANGED is, anon. Which is why we immediately presumed someone was sharing your steam account without your knowledge, and using your funds to buy their sick, perverted furry transformation games.
>So don't worry, we've completely deleted CHANGED from your steam library, and to add an extra layer of security, we've also added a counter visible to any user on steam which logs hours in TF, furry, and other degenerate games in case the little bastard comes back.
>Thanks for using STEAM, anon! If you have any complaints, or if we got this wrong- Please send me an email telling me what we got wrong!
-Gabe Newel
Anonymous No.713390634
>>713390390
only dumbass bootlicking NEET NIGGERS would say this even sarcastically
Anonymous No.713391809 >>713392278
>>713359725
sharty won
Anonymous No.713392278 >>713392375
>>713391809
Doesn't look like it.
Anonymous No.713392375 >>713392519
>>713392278
sharty won
KF won
you lost
Anonymous No.713392507 >>713392658
At least this worked as a recommendation thread.
Anonymous No.713392519
>>713392375
They are gunna be really upset when that game sells millions of copies.
Anonymous No.713392658 >>713393743 >>713397951 >>713403040
>>713392507
This is the correct format for a thread. I used to make gameplay webms, hundreds of them, but the shitposting and spam and one man pseudo generals make this behavior simply worthless, better to just make a thread like this.
Anonymous No.713392732
>>713359725
>hates anime
BASED
/tv/ won
Anonymous No.713393743
>>713392658
This is better than dumb bait threads at least.
Anonymous No.713394628 >>713399181
>>713389260
According to Steam analytics, 18,992 games released on Steam in 2024 alone. People really underestimate how many games PC gets that just aren't any where else. Imagine having a console with 18,000 exclusives. This is many thousands more than the original Switch's entire library combined. In one year.
Anonymous No.713394723
>>713389568
>retail availability
Summer sale in 4 days, it always gets restocked.
Anonymous No.713395680
>>713357923 (OP)
>Unironically 100% seriously and not shitposting, why does it seem like there's better 3D platformers being made for PC than Switch?
Because Nintendo is shit now.
Anonymous No.713396617
>>713359483
The new game is Sky but cold steelified. Wouldn't surprise me if Rean made an appearance.
Anonymous No.713396884 >>713397887
>>713364597
>Pokemon could have been this good
They sit on Pokemon for 50 years and did nothing.
Anonymous No.713397542
>>713389458
>virgin that only had sex after being proposed to by the MC
>slut
Anonymous No.713397887
>>713396884
I thought they tried to make this and fucked up. What was that meme game with the pokemon that turned into a motorcycle?
Anonymous No.713397951
>>713392658
based anon keep doing this but with a different anime girl next time
Anonymous No.713399181 >>713399230
>>713394628
>This is many thousands more than the original Switch's entire library combined.
This is actually a good point. Why the fuck do people pretend this isn't a thing?
Anonymous No.713399230 >>713399637
>>713399181
because I'm not interested in a single one of them
Anonymous No.713399637 >>713400375
>>713399230
Dood, you can't even play the official 2hu games on your switch. Don't give me that.
Anonymous No.713399990
Onimai is easily the ugliest anime ever made.
Anonymous No.713400375
>>713399637
I only care about the soundtracks
Anonymous No.713400790
>>713357923 (OP)
>Unironically 100% seriously and not shitposting, why does it seem like there's better 3D platformers being made for PC than Switch?
Switch dev kits and licensing approval takes long and is a bitch that isnโ€™t reliant on quality but how they feel like it. I still remember how they greenlit some shmup 3d kusoge made with their bezel engine over a professional dev teamโ€™s own game that had a multiplat release

Working with them is a pain in the ass. Not worth it
Anonymous No.713402769 >>713402868 >>713405520
>>713364597
This is more cringe than Palworld, it will only appeal to woman and preteens.
Anonymous No.713402868
>>713402769
So the only people who actually like pokemon?
Anonymous No.713403040 >>713403182
>>713392658
are you the same guy that avatarf*gs as becky and sakura? or are they other people?
Anonymous No.713403182 >>713403453
>>713403040
This may come as a shock to you, but 4chan is a place for otaku and everyone likes anime here. If you don't like anime you have no business being on this website.
Anonymous No.713403453
>>713403182
I like anime and videogames
I was just asking because someone posts as becky from SpyxFamily and Sakura from Sakura card captor regularly here on /v/
Curiosity, that's all.

I'm glad 4chan didn't die permanently after the attack, the people that post here are one of a kind, other sites can't compare or get close to this place
Anonymous No.713405520
>>713402769
So basically Palworld but change Men for Women. It might sell more copies then if it's playable for women computers.