Expedition 33 is a fraud - /v/ (#713362461) [Archived: 894 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:01:32 PM No.713362461
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Okay, I’ll say it:
> The characters in this game are incredibly flat and one-dimensional.
> The biomes all look the same.
> The combat system is entirely based on parrying, nothing else matters.
> With the revelation in the third act, nothing makes sense anymore, everything is fake, all the neglected side quests lose their meaning, and the entire game suffers for it.
> The characters recover from the trauma of the third act’s revelation in one minute… realistically, they should’ve gone mad. That’s why I say they’re superficial at best.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:07:36 PM No.713362913
>>713362461 (OP)
Yeah, this is all obvious
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:11:35 PM No.713363196
The "media literacy" millennials have shit taste. They value:
>Trauma
>"Real" characters
>Plot intrigue
That's why they all shit out the same story, more or less.
>The world tears at the seams
>Everything is a "metaphor" for the internal conflict of the main character
>Ambiguous ending without purpose in said ambiguity
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:16:28 PM No.713363591
>>713363196
>>Everything is a "metaphor"
Stopped reading right here
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:17:27 PM No.713363663
>>713362461 (OP)
Brown hands typed these words.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:20:18 PM No.713363892
The third act revelation made me regret purchasing this game on the 1st day. Motherfucker I should have torrented it instead to lessen the disappointment from it
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:20:38 PM No.713363924
>The characters in this game are incredibly flat and one-dimensional.

They're realistic, respond naturally to situations and you get a handle of their motivations and general hangups pretty easily

>The biomes all look the same.

This is a lie and you lied by saying this.

>The combat system is entirely based on parrying, nothing else matters.

This is a lie also.

>With the revelation in the third act, nothing makes sense anymore

This is a lie.

>The characters recover from the trauma of the third act’s revelation in one minute… realistically, they should’ve gone mad. That’s why I say they’re superficial at best.

They can use magic and have lived under the effects of a magical genocidal curse their entire lives, also they fought God herself. You are lying.

>>713363196
>Ambiguous ending without purpose in said ambiguity

You obviously are just generally illiterate because Verso tells you why the endings are the way they are a full 2-3 minutes before you get them.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:21:19 PM No.713363980
>>713362461 (OP)
>The characters in this game are incredibly flat and one-dimensional.
LMFAO, opinion discarded. Play the fucking game before trying to shitpost.
>>713363196
>muh millenials...
Seething zoomer faggor mad that millenials created a fantastic game so your cope about "millenial writing" (aka Joss Wedon who is a baby boomer, but zooms are too fucking stupid to understand dates) got completely shattered. Get fucked.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:22:53 PM No.713364107
>>713363892
actual brainlet
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:23:26 PM No.713364154
I genuinely believe anyone who disliked the third act to not be white. This game story is literally a melanin gauge.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:31:18 PM No.713364756
>>713364107
Ohh boo-hoo little zoomer is upset that other people have pointed out act 3 narrative flaws. Go read an actual literature instead of consuming kindergarten fiction from videogames, you dumbfuck