What do people see in this pile of shit?

>>713367664 (OP)
post your favorite side scroller

>>713367664 (OP)
Finally moved on from Chrono Trigger?

>>713367664 (OP)
What do you not see in it?

>>713367664 (OP)
What is wrong with it?

>>713367940
kek I thought it had the same energy

>>713367664 (OP)
Are you also the Halo CE guy?

>>713367664 (OP)
Your attempts at historical revisionism are impressive. But X1 will always be a great game, keep fucking seething.

This thread makes me want to play through the X series again thanks OP

>>713367664 (OP)
It's a great game with tight mechanics, rad as hell music and hype moments

>>713367664 (OP)
A video game worth playing

>>713368069
My guess is fat men buttfucking each other. That is why OP did not like it.

>switch dash from A to L or R
>game immediately gets so much better
also don't forget the SA-1 ROM hack if you're emulating, it removes most of the slowdown

Oh cool a new game a schizo latched onto

>>713369036
But the slowdown during that part of Armadillo's stage exiting out the cavern is kino...

>>713367664 (OP)
bot thread

>>713368675
Also sounds like the "Mario64/Crash is shit"

I like some trolling but why would someone do this every single day, there's not even an effort to be funny

>>713370051
https://youtu.be/pYPMaTjv38I?si=vGsSL8cWuBm547Ig&t=121

It is pretty obvious that the slowdown is intentional because it happens so perfectly. Like they didn't even need all those enemies at once.

>>713367664 (OP)
The bar was too low back then.

>>713367664 (OP)?
the tutorial level was ground-breaking.

>>713370942
Crash is kinda shit though

>>713370051
>>713371149
yeah sometimes it's obvious there's a bit of intention with slowdowns as a tool. i felt the same way about star fox on snes that some parts with slowdown felt intentional like when you have to dodge a ton of obstacles. but overall the games feel a bit better without the slowdown that happens elsewhere unintentionally.

>>713367664 (OP)
A good video game.

>>713367664 (OP)
I Mega Man a mismanaged franchise?

>>713372271
>walk right along bridge
>this was ground-breaking
You can't be serious
unless you're making a pun

>>713367664 (OP)
What's a good platformer?

>zoomer gets filtered by game
>keeps spamming threads about it
many such cases

>>713367847
Metal Slug, Contra, Shinobi, Cuphead, Dead Cells, Streets of Rage, Castlevania, Metroid, Spelunky, Crash Bandicoot, Donkey Kong Country, Blazing Chrome, Mega Man Zero, Elevator Action Returns, GnG, Battletoads, Cave Story/Kero Blaster

All way better than MMX dogshit

>>713377682
MMX is baby retard levels of difficult.

>>713377701
So, why aren't you playing those instead of making threads about a game you seem to dislike?
Kind of cute to include MMZ while bashing MMX, though.

>>713377050
Umihara Kawase. But also Megaman X.

>>713377803
Well that just speaks wonders about your dumbass getting filtered by it, doesn't it?

>>713377701
>MMZ
Maybe if you're autistic.

>>713377832
I've 100%ed and/or no death cleared basically all those games

>>713377891
Lmao shut the fuck up clown

>>713378636
So why not play them again? Maybe a challenge run? Maybe try a randomizer? Start a thread to discuss those games instead?
I dunno anon, you could be having more fun.

>>713379354
Why, because I listed 2 good platformers?

For me, it's Mega Man Zero 2.

>>713367664 (OP)
It is, without the exaggeration, the best video game soundtrack ever made.

>>713367664 (OP)
Permanent upgrades that don't rely on managing a resource is always a kino game design

>>713382458
Honestly kinda crazy that with a franchise as big as Mega Man a majority of the top tier tracks really are just located within one game.
Like I wanna post standout songs from the soundtrack but if I was gonna do that I'd just be posting the entire thing, what was in the water when they were making the music for this game?
https://youtu.be/UgPKvxfzp6k

>>713367664 (OP)
It's probably the best game in the series but that's not saying much. It's probably a 7/10.

Mega Man is an excellent game in theory but it's ruined by design and control issues not present in other games.
>>713368996
The music is one of the worst things about it. Capcom's synth/soundfont choices are fucking TERRIBLE. Especially the guitars, they sound atrocious.

If you want decent sounding guitars on the SNES then rock n roll racing did a much better job, or if you want a mega man game on the SNES with good music then Rockman and Forte is MUCH better.

>>713383104
I'd throw Network Transmission OST in the ring

>>713382458
I don't understand how you people have SUCH low standards.

>>713376986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FpigqfcvlM
(should be required viewing in every video game theory class)

>>713385218
buy an ad

>>713367664 (OP)
It's a great game, the polar opposite of Mega Man Zero.

>>713385003
How does raising your standards impact the thing you see as the best of its kind?
In that situation raising your standards would just cut off a bunch of shit that is, by definition, already below it in terms of quality.

>>713382458
Absolutely based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDcNhkVxjmM

>>713377701
Shit taste

>>713367664 (OP)
it's fun

>>713367664 (OP)
Most of the story is in the manual, if that's what you're looking for

>>713385218
The intro level does teach you a lot of basics about the game like:
>this is a braindead baby game
>there is almost no punishment for failure
>there are invincible bosses where you must die to trigger le ebin cinematic sequences
>the game will constantly bog you down with dogshit writing you don't care about

>DOOD THE DESIGN IS SO HECKIN' GENIUS!!!
meanwhile....
>puts the most fundamental action in the game behind jumping and shooting in a random level with no suggestion you should start there
>puts the most powerful upgrade that all late-game boss damage are balanced around (armor) hidden in a random level with no hint or suggestion it's there
>binds dash to a face button by default
>Sigma stages literally show a password save screen between stages to troll you into quitting out thinking your progress will be saved, just to find it didn't actually save any of it and you just lost it all

>>713386729
Rolling your thumb is a thing you had to learn in the old days for different game functions, like dash jumping in X

>>713387147
not when the controller has shoulder buttons you dumbfuck

>>713386729
also d-pad double tap dashes and there is no way to disable it despite having an entire fucking button dedicated to dash, causing lots of accidental damage when making micromovements

X1-X3 are good but they're no classic 1-6

>>713378636
Prove it

>>713387298
X3 doesn't get to sit at the table just because it's a SNES game. It's almost as bad as X6.

>>713387192
yeah, if you're a pussy

>>713379354
Damn nigga, you big mad.

>>713387425
How the fuck? X3 is nowhere near that bad. It's still on the list of X games I'd still consider good.

>>713387805
Overloaded with stupid collectables like one-time use ride armors and pink capsules, copypaste enemy patterns all over the place, boring open, vertical expanses of fucking nothing sequences, a final boss that deals absurd amounts of damage even with the best armor and a fucksmall hitbox on the final phase, nonsense charge weapon gates, and perhaps worst of all an armored charge shot that's more form than function and is genuinely awful to use. X3 does have the double air dash but otherwise the game's a mess and it's clear it wasn't an A team effort.

>>713376986
He not talking about what happens when you eat one too many bean burritos

>>713379354
Ayy rude drone