There is literally no reason for a video game review video to be over 25 minutes long.

>>713381495 (OP)
Ten minutes tops.

>finally woo a girl
>trying to locate the z spot
>interrupted by an aggressive clicking sound

There is no reason it has to be more than 5 minutes. 30 seconds to introduce yourself and what game you'll be reviewing. A minute to lay down the introduction to the setting and story without spoiling anything past maybe the first hour. A minute to talk about the characters. A minute to talk about the gameplay. 30 seconds to talk about pros. 30 seconds to talk about cons. 30 seconds to give a final thumbs up, thumbs down and an outro. Done. Be concise, don't prattle on, give the gist without spoiling it

But I need to be told the entire plot in the review so I don't have to buy the game.

>>713381495 (OP)
>Giant + Big dragon = midget
huh?

>>713381779
>drive-by review that says nothing of value
This is game journalist tier, dude. The opposite extreme of the overlong essayists.

>>713383353
No, let people play the game. Give them a taste of what to expect. Give them an idea if its worth playing at all. The only reason you'd make it longer is if you're a grifter who only cares about Youtube ad money

>>713384324
Says the 30 second intro guy.

>>713384578
Its nice to let people know what they'll be spending the next 4 minutes and 30 seconds of their time watching or if they should go watch the latest clipshow from Daily Dose of Internet instead

>>713385340
They know from the title.

>>713381495 (OP)
True. Real reviews should be two words at most.

Buy NOW!

>>713381495 (OP)
>no priscilla rape ending

>>713381779
This sounds like an elementary school level essay description.

>>713385448
Buy later