My mom has a Max subscription on Amazon prime.

The Minecraft movie invoked an uncanny acid trip vibe that I haven't felt since watching 'Shark Boy and Lava Girl' or that weird as fuck live action Cat in the Hat movie as a kid.

The movie is shit, but that's what makes it fun. My dad unironically broke his leg a week ago and is glued to the couch, and he was getting tired of me forcing him to watch cringe compilations; he wanted to watch a "movie." I put this shit on and he fell asleep like 10 minutes in, but my mom sat through it and thought the movie was "complete ass."

Honestly, seeing her reaction was the funniest part. I don't think she even knows what a "Minecraft" is.

Anyways, the movie is only good if you enjoy crust. I wish my dad was awake when we watched it, but atleast I was there after the movie to help him up and get him to the bathroom to take a piss. And fuck yes I still live with my parents.

What were your thoughts on the Minecraft movie anon?

nice blog underaged

>>713412614
I'm 27. (>•-•)>

>>713412515 (OP)
the movie was the most generic cookie cutter adaptation ever but clapping austically during chicken jockey, i am steve, and "LET'S MINECRAFT" was one of the greatest movie going experiences i've ever had.

>>713412515 (OP)
>POLLO HOCKEY

>>713412695
It's like a wet ass fart. It's disgusting as fuck, but can be equally fun.

>>713412515 (OP)
>My dad unironically broke his leg a week ago
How the hell do you IRONICALLY break your leg? Old school draft dodging?

>>713412761
"That's a good question for another time."

>>713412761
>he doesn't know about the piratemaxxing trend
YARHARHARHARR

>>713412515 (OP)
I saw a cam recording of the working print and I probably enjoyed it more than I would have the actual theatrical version. Seeing the wires the half finished effects was both humorous and charming in "Oh that's how they do it" way.
Zombies bleeding and the elytra chase scene having one of those Vietnam war era boomer songs were also pretty bad ass.

>>713413762
Sounds cool ngl

would camrips be better because you get the weird audience ?

>>713413762
>I saw a cam recording of the working print
in kinoplex? did it also have Indian sports betting ads?

>>713412761
>How the hell do you IRONICALLY break your leg?
Next time someone tells you flying is the safest way to travel, you go up in that plane and break your leg.
That will show them.

I dont like black jack
he hasnt done anything good since Nacho Libre
well I guess maybe tropic thunder
and maybe jumanji2
but nothing after that

>>713414587
yeah he has a weak resume, I mean kung fu panda was ok
and his bowser acting in the mario movie was quite spot on
and maybe brutal legend was cool
but thats all, a completely weak person!

POULTRY RIDER

>>713412515 (OP)
>Toxotranny

>>713412515 (OP)
Would you say you have good taste or bad taste in movies?

>>713412515 (OP)
>My mom has a Max subscription
Stopped reading, underages and people who are unashamed of being jobless losers are not worth listening to.

>>713412515 (OP)
did mommy also make you tendies while you watch the movie?

>>713416151
I would like to think I have a decent taste. Movies with a three act structure that have real character growth and a happy, or atleast bittersweet, resolution are what I look for.

Comedy movies like Blades of Glory and Airplane are great.

My favorite war movie is probably 1917

Animated movies like the first three toy story movies are great.

Just muh thoughts.

>>713418085
No. I cooked hard boiled eggs and broccoli.

Honestly I am glad that everyone treated it like a corporate slop product and not high quality entertainment
Grown ass adults because of kids ruining their viewing of a movie for children with chicken jockey was even better

>>713412686
>I'm 27. (>•-•)>
>27
>(>•-•)>
sure

I pirated the previz version by mistake. It was God awful.

>>713418883
I can prove it anon. I have a dad bod.

>>713419031
What was so bad about it?