Thread 713423068 - /v/ [Archived: 959 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:29:21 PM No.713423068
Donkey Kong and Pauline
Donkey Kong and Pauline
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It will sell twenty million units and NOT win GOTY.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:31:57 PM No.713423198
das rite!
kojimbos strand game #2 will win Jeff’s cancer award
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:32:10 PM No.713423212
There's not even 20 million switch 2's
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:33:11 PM No.713423242
>>713423068 (OP)
yes because journalists are cancer
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:34:05 PM No.713423284
>>713423068 (OP)
I can see DK winning. It looks like one of the greatest games of all time and critics already gave lower scores to MKW as gay revenge for not getting free shit
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:35:10 PM No.713423327
>>713423068 (OP)
reminder that the only nintendo game to win GOTY at TGA was Breath of the Wild
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:36:25 PM No.713423398
>>713423327
Yes because the show is rigged.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:37:02 PM No.713423419
>>713423068 (OP)
Nintendo's entire modus operandi is making the safest, least ambitious, and most mass appealing games possible. Which is fine as a business strategy, but in a just world nothing they make should ever win any awards.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:41:07 PM No.713423581
>>713423068 (OP)
Pretty sure no Nintendo game will ever seriously compete in the current iteration of Sony’s “game of the year awards gala” or whatever geff calls it. Giving that award to Nintendo would be like giving Super Bowl rings to movie of the year, just doesn’t make sense.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:44:47 PM No.713423727
>>713423068 (OP)
I dont think Nintendo cares about TGA, especially if a game sells 20 million copies
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:45:01 PM No.713423740
>>713423419
> various tlou remasters weren’t specifically crafted by kikes to appeal to a mass of dysgenic retards
They’re all the most mass appeal. That’s how you even heard of them
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:45:14 PM No.713423750
>>713423068 (OP)
You mean at TGAs? Of course not. Not untill Geoff stops seething about Nintendo ghosting his shitty shows
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:47:22 PM No.713423837
this board is obsessed with GOTY for some reason. unless you're part of the development team of one of the games why would you care who wins it?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:47:37 PM No.713423840
I'm not buying a switch 2 I already have a switch and the switch 2 offers no meaningful upgrades and no games
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:48:05 PM No.713423854
>>713423419
Yes because making 3D Donkey Kong for the first time in 30 years with completely destructible environments and enemies is "safest and least ambitious", retardo.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:49:07 PM No.713423903
>>713423854
3d donkey kong is extremely safe.
Who the fuck do you think are buying switches moron
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:52:48 PM No.713424048
>>713423837
I swear at least 30% of the userbase is ~12
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:56:03 PM No.713424189
>>713423068 (OP)
My prediction:
The game will come out and be called the greatest game ever by Nintendo diehards who proceed post sales figures for the rest of that month. Then the game is swiftly forgotten and never talked about again winning 0 awards and not making any top game of all time lists.
Another disposable experience from the Switch (2) era
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:57:22 PM No.713424251
>>713423212
I can still buy the game even if I don't have a Switch 2. It's important to encourage developpers.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:06:47 PM No.713424691
>>713423068 (OP)
I'll never understand why tendis think their popularity is a mark of quality.
Nintendo game are selling well because it's the ultimate normie slop, even more normie than FIFA or COD.
You have high sales because 40yo mother and their 10yo child are also playing the games, not because Nintendo games are all masterpieces.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:08:49 PM No.713424790
It doesn't need to. Look at all the awards that Astro Bot and it only sold 1.5m? Awards don't mean squat.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:10:20 PM No.713424851
>>713424189
Dont forget the usual
>Janny tendo bans another game that outsold a nintendo game
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:12:22 PM No.713424954
i think it's going to sell around 3 million units by the years end and get a bunch of 8/10 scores. the open world will be liked by some and hated by others, with the general consensus being players and critics wish there was more focus in the level design. it's also going to be declared too short (thinking 8 hour main game, 12-15 hour 100%) for the outrageous price tag.
in reality it probably will deserve a 6/10 score but get an 8/10 since it's the first game people are actually excited for on the newest nintendie machine.

i just want this game to come out and be forgotten so this dumb fucking kid can get off the catalogue from all the pedos.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:17:07 PM No.713425158
>>713423068 (OP)
You can make the most fun game, the most ambitious game, the best written game, and your game will still lose because the award givers simply did not play your game.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:18:29 PM No.713425207
>>713423398
Yeah
If it weren't, then BOTW wouldn't have won either, lmao
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:30:54 PM No.713425782
Jornos fucking suck but not voting for any Nintendo games is the only thing they do right.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:36:07 PM No.713426028
E33 is probably still locked in as the surprise darling of the year. It'll take best music, best adventure, best RPG, best narrative, best voice direction and game of the year. Fuck it, they use guns too, have it in the running for best shooter as well.
Normally Nintendo is relegated to, like, best family game or nominated and snubbed for best multiplayer. 2017 was an aberration. I'd be very happy about being wrong though, especially about E33 getting jerked off the entire GOTY season.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:36:10 PM No.713426030
>>713423854
>it's the safest and least ambitious
Yep. It's still yet another 3D Nintendo collectathon platformer that just slaps a recognizable main character onto the same formula they've been reusing for the past 8 years, just with a destruction gimmick to try to capitalize on its resurgence within the industry, only without actually trying too hard or doing anything new, because Nintendo fans are historically Nintendo-only and thus are underexposed enough to be wowed by what's 10 years behind the curve.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:39:09 PM No.713426183
>>713426030
>Nintendo fans are historically Nintendo-only and thus are underexposed enough to be wowed by what's 10 years behind the curve.
Literally the exact scenario that led to an Astrobot win last year. Playstation players hadn't seen a competent platformer in decades and gushed over a game that cribbed most concepts from 3D Mario.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:50:30 PM No.713426758
>>713426183
Yep, it's gross how companies are able to appeal to exclusivetards
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:25:22 PM No.713428443
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>>713423212
Don't matter.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:29:05 PM No.713428652
>>713423068 (OP)
Sony will release a game that sells a million copies that wins instead
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:45:21 PM No.713429597
>>713423419
>making the safest, least ambitious, and most mass appealing games possible
>it's okay when Sony does it