/v/'s extinction event is imminent.

>>713424117 (OP)
Uncle Tim gave me the first game for free and I didn't even bother touching it

Kojimbo has not made a good game in over two decades, and he has never written a good game by himself.

an Hideo Kojima thread, posted by Hideo Kojima

>>713424159
Sorry your uncle touch you Anon
Perhaps if you had dooms,That could have been prevented.

>>713424117 (OP)
let the seething begin, 1 hour until review embargo lifts

>>713424117 (OP)
/v/ posters have been kneeling for months, it's time for Kojima to save the industry once again

>>713424159
It's fine. Could have been quite a bit better without the shitty online integration though.
If you have it I think it's worth a play.

>>713424204
a reply by Hideo Kojima

>>713424175
>Kojimbo has not made a good game in over two decades
Death Stranding, PT, Ground Zeroes
>he has never written a good game by himself
Snatcher, Policenauts

>>713424117 (OP)
I'm not playing horror trash.

>>713424367
written by Hideo Kojima
produced by Hideo Kojima
directed by Hideo Kojima
starring Hideo Kojima as Hideo Kojima

>>713424632
>starring Hideo Kojima as Hideo Kojima
holy shit, it's been years

>>713425039
>No
He wasn't kidding cause he didn't scan himself for DS1 and DS2

>>713424204
>Written and directed by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Produced by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Starring Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Visual effects by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Explosions by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sound design by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Localization (Alien Dialect) by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sand physics by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Dream sequence choreography by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Quantum consultant by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Subtext handler by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>On-set barista by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Facial mocap for the moon by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Knife sound curator by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Eyebrow rigging specialist by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Camera invented by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima

>>713424117 (OP)
I have all my filters in place so I can still use this board without spoiling myself in the pre release period. Then, once its out for the rest of us, no more 4chan until I’m totally done with it. Can’t wait.

great, another whole month of pajeets trannies advertisment

>>713425817
not different than seeing the credits in any game

>>713424117 (OP)
This game will be TLOU2 of Kojimbo

>>713424414
>PT
Not even a game, and massively overrated even then. I thought /v/ hated walking sims? Yes /v/ is one person.

>>713425817
>Special Thanks
>Hideo Kojima
>and yHideo Kojima...

>>713424117 (OP)
It appears he's right to be laughing.

>>713424117 (OP)
new kojidrones cope inbound

This post was sponsored by Hideo Kojima, a Hideo Kojima post production, featuring a comment by Hideo Kojima.

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>>713424117 (OP)
Chuds in suicide watch right now

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win