Death Stranding 2 Ballwashers - /v/ (#713433403) [Archived: 951 hours ago]

Rovert
6/23/2025, 3:56:09 PM No.713433403
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I think the worst written video game review has landed, and its all thanks to that fat retard at Digitsl Foundry.

https://youtu.be/-ApWCtAuKcI?si=Q-fpiG8I0SBjlbOl
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:58:26 PM No.713433512
>>713433403 (OP)
it's not a review. It's an analysis of the game engine with some light opinions on the game design.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:59:37 PM No.713433579
>>713433403 (OP)
they don't really review games, they just go over the technical aspects/performance.
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Rovert
6/23/2025, 4:00:49 PM No.713433637
>>713433512
>>713433579
Hi bots, this is a review. and he ballwashes the game and says atmospheric 200 times like a high school english student
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:01:37 PM No.713433675
>>713433637
>this is a review
what score does he give it, dumb fuck?
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Rovert
6/23/2025, 4:02:42 PM No.713433748
>>713433675
Read the title of the video? You dumb fucking niggertard. Not all reviews have scores either you IGN Gamespot zoomertard
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:04:28 PM No.713433847
>>713433748
it says tech review you illiterate fucking loser. Reply to me again and I'm calling ICE on your ESL ass.
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Rovert
6/23/2025, 4:05:37 PM No.713433903
>>713433847
Video games are tech products YOU NIGGER!! You dumb ASS NIGGER! he even goes over gameplay mechanics, and shortcomings and positives over every aspect of the game. Its a review
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:06:34 PM No.713433967
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>>713433403 (OP)
>it's so refreshing to see a game locked to a platform
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:08:21 PM No.713434065
>>713433403 (OP)
>>713433637
>>713433903
God, please give me the confidence of mediocre white men
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:09:30 PM No.713434137
>>713433403 (OP)
>praising the lighting so much
so why do we need raytracing again?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:10:09 PM No.713434165
>>713433967
it sounds dumb but has obvious positive implications for optimization for people buying the game for that platform
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:10:17 PM No.713434172
decima engine once again proving it's the best in the industry
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Rovert
6/23/2025, 4:12:08 PM No.713434294
>>713434172
hi bot!!! its not.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:14:01 PM No.713434426
>>713434137
Raytracing is for the developer not the player. It‘s much easier to implement
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:19:35 PM No.713434772
Buy an ad, not giving your faggy YT channel clicks for some "review" of a walking simulator.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:25:26 PM No.713435136
>>713433403 (OP)
>those three faces
the difference between millenial gamers and zoomer gamers is pretty stark
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:28:00 PM No.713435301
>>713433403 (OP)
>Woah did the framerate drop to 59 for about 0.00002 seconds over the last hour because I blew up everything at once? this game is a fucking disaster and you should wait for a patch
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:30:19 PM No.713435451
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>>713433403 (OP)
>when is a frame not a frame
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:33:36 PM No.713435660
>>713435301
the game runs at a bespoke 60 thoughbeit
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:35:56 PM No.713435837
>>713435136
theyre all millenials?
Rovert
6/23/2025, 4:36:03 PM No.713435842
>>713435136
the one on the right is uncomfortable with women looking pretty in games and actually teared up over it
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:46:26 PM No.713436536
>>713435660
>60
real or imaginary?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:55:01 PM No.713437148
>>713433403 (OP)
You guys are so bitter get a fucking hobby other than hating on games
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Rovert
6/23/2025, 5:03:04 PM No.713437737
>>713437148
I am hating on faggots, like you
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:11:54 PM No.713438394
>>713433403 (OP)
WTF is a "ballwasher"?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:14:32 PM No.713438602
>>713433967
PS exclusives tend to be very well optimized (with some exceptions.)
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:15:33 PM No.713438681
>>713436536
Real.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:17:14 PM No.713438797
>namefag
opinion discarded
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:18:30 PM No.713438867
>>713435136
the guy in the middle is the youngest
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:24:59 PM No.713439332
>>713433403 (OP)
Why would you bother watching them after their Stellar Blade meltdown a few years ago?