I fucking hate this shopkeeper so much, it's unreal.

who?

>Man I just wanted to bomb some dodongos but this chad wont let me :(

>>713439321
That fucking cocksucker from Spelunky, he ruins every single god damn run in the most idiotic ways possible. My hatred for this man is something that I can not describe in words. Fucking TINGLE is more bearable than this guy.

>>713439479
>Bombing dodongos? This is illegal, you know?

>>713439225 (OP)
punisher of thieving niggers

>>713439570
He doesnt't look so bad, why i bet he doesn't even use that shotgun unless you really piss him off

>>713440323
If some asshole bombs his shop he makes it everyone's problem iirc

>>713440130
>Good :)

>>713440323
Who said anything about me pissing him off? 90% of the time this Ooga Booga nigger keeps throwing his boomerang in the Black Market, and the Shopkeeper somehow blames me for it.

>>713440526
>After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy!

>>713440323
I wonder what other video games punish you for being a thief

>>713442274
This mother fucker will kick you ass if you even steal an apple

>>713442274
in megaman legends if you steal from a bank your skin turns darker

>>713439570
The fuck did Tingle do to you?

>>713439225 (OP)
FUCK THIS ASSHOLE, I can't count how many good runs were cut short by this fucker

>>713439225 (OP)
>gets his shit tossed by a lava monster and gives me a free shotgun
what a bro

>>713439225 (OP)
I always take his shit, the game is more fun that way, too bad Spelunky 2 is trash.

>>713439225 (OP)
Hop on Parsec I will carry you to Yama

Just get a shield.

>>713450510
Who was LISE built for?

>>713439479
>literally two lines in one of the shittiest games ever made
>somehow one of the most iconic video game merchants ever
how does he do it?

>>713449315
I just take it because I know he's going to get pissed off by something out of my control eventually anyways.
I like Spelunky 2 well enough.

is the 2.5 mod any good or would i just waste my time

>>713450806
The niggers and there BBC

>>713453783
>there
BBC porn has ruined your brain

>>713450806
She was built for spelunking

>>713454001
I wanna be fucked by a musky nigger and his BBC
I will continue to jerk off my little wh*te cock to BBC porn.
I want to get a wh*te GF so I can share her with the niggers

>>713439225 (OP)
spelunky was fat garbage
whomstever's genius idea it was to put soulslike input lag into a precision platformer should be arrested

>>713454875
Derek truly is the greatest game developer of all time

>>713454875
>input lag