Is this the result of huffing your own farts too much?

make your own masterpiece game if you think it is so easy retard.

nigga did you play MGS4? kojima was always like that

>>713458736
but this is something a kid in a primary school would come up with if you asked him to make a videogame character...

>>713458830
Did you not play MGS3?

>>713459159
So is this guy a musician? Was his worldview shaped by music in some way? Is the guitar particularly important to him?
Or is this just Kojimbo regressing and making something because it's wacky and cool without bothering to make up a reason behind it

>>713459748
I also want to know what is the hidden meaning behind electric guitar gun marilyn manson

this is a kojimbo game. right after you kill him, you'll pick up a piece of paper with his tragic backstory written on it

>>713459748
Did you not play MGS2?

>>713462331
Zanzibar... Forgive Me
...
huh?

>>713458485 (OP)
that's pretty fucking cool actually

>>713462703
Just like a pirate that can swing on an antigravity rope made out of an ambilical cord as he shoots his bazooka that uses zebras for ammo. So cool.

>>713458485 (OP)

Did you not exist yet when MGS1 was released?

>>713458830
>but this is something a kid in a primary school would come up with if you asked him to make a videogame character...

You would rather have realistic niggers and indians as the characters?

>>713463717
>You would rather have realistic niggers and indians as the characters?
yes so i can enjoy defeating them

>>713463717
False dichotomy. I want to go back to the times of pic related.

>>713458485 (OP)
reminder that those scenes are directed by Yuji Shimomura and Kojima is taking credit for it

did you not play mgs -1?

>>713462515
I don't think this lad played any of kojimbo's masterpieces

>>713458830
>but this is something a kid in a primary school would come up with if you asked him to make a videogame character...
thats has always been kojima's style. you just grew out of it before he did.

>>713463965
>False dichotomy
>I want to go back to the times of (False dichotomy)
is that even a hideo kojima game? Are you retarded?

>>713458630
There's a nearly 100% chance kojima enjoyed that cartoon. I bet he even liked the 2nd movie.

>>713458485 (OP)
Yes

>>713458485 (OP)
That's literally just Red Hot Chili Peppers reference

It's the result of being told you're a genius when the programmers are what made the games as great as they were. The technology is what people liked, not the schizo story.

>>713464550
>that webm
typical democrat voter there

Did these faggots ITT never play Snatcher?

>>713464891
Looks more like red state voter to me. Brain dead, and over 9000 years old, and committing fraud just like a repugnicant.

>>713465110
But I thought Democrats wanted the hundreds of 300 year olds to keep receiving their social security.

>>713464971
Anon, do you think the current retard era /vpol/ poster was even born when Snatcher released in the US on Sega CD?

Average poster is a barely 18 year old zoomer.

>>713465176
So do the repugs, but they keep voting against it without realizing it will cut off their precious bennies.

>>713458485 (OP)
> I've been alone this whole time
> You will never ever be alone
kek. This is tumblr fan fiction tier garbage and gamers are pathetic.

total amerigolem death

>>713458736
Nibba you watch mgs4, you don't play it.

>>713462637
kojima games are literally the complete perfect polar opposite of that meme. no other franchise out there so perfectly encompasses the extreme opposite of souls games than kojima games.

>>713465334
>impying /v/ posters have ever "played" a game outside of YouTube videos

>>713458830
>but this is something a kid in a primary school would come up with
And that is fucking cool

>>713458485 (OP)
>I'm OP and I pretend to have a problem with the raddest shit ever
You could be working out or learning a new skill. Instead, you're doing this.

>>713458485 (OP)
Nah, just being inspired by the right ideas.

>>713464770
THIS THIS THIS and THIS. I really don't understand why people praise Kojimbo so much when there's a whole team of talented people that actually make the game. Same goes for Fromsoft and Miyazaki. Retards act like there's only one person making a game

>>713464550
they cant get this man a chair with some neck support?

>>713459748
>making something because it's wacky and cool
and that is more than enough reason to make something, if you can make something that a large amount of people think is cool, you are a entertainment genius.

>>713458485 (OP)
More like having the budget and breathing room to do stuff that might not be as widely appealing, or so you think at first but then sometimes people find it rad anyway. Sometimes it's simply because it stands out among games coming out around then.

>>713458485 (OP)
nope its being a jap genX

>>713462331
in this case it was director cut content but he is just amazon delivery guy going postal doomer

>>713470909
>and that is more than enough reason to make something
Just hire a bunch of kids from primary school. I agree that maybe the 1st or 2nd kid will not make anything good but 3rd one will probably deliver something on this level.