It’s over

Switch 2 buyers in one image

Phoneposters get the rope

>>713462814
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE ERIC!!!!!!!!!!

>>713463653
who the fuck even IS eric???

>>713463680
It's what people named some schizo who has been ritualistically shitposting The Legend of Zelda (Breath of the Wild or Tears of the Kingdom) almost every day since BotW was revealed at E3 2016. I don't know if that's his real name or not but his posting style/methodology is obvious once you start paying attention to it.

>>713462694 (OP)
Game should just give you the worst possible ending if you ever picked that option.

>>713462814
>Every metric has shown it's a success.
???
You sound like the ones coping.

>>713462694 (OP)
Maybe Kojima is a genius. This is such good meme fuel.

>>713465569
>>Every metric
>With only Nintendo-adjacent sources.

>>713462694 (OP)
isnt that just how life works in general now in 2025?

>>713465421
kek

>>713462694 (OP)
Kojima has done it again

>>713465745
participation trophy society

Playing Metal Gear Solid 2 for the first time while watching this bullshit play out as someone who still hasn't finished Death Stranding 1 is mindbending.

>>713462694 (OP)
oh no no journosissies our response?!?

the first pretend type game

>>713465650
Yeah its so fucking funny, I can imagine limp wristed journalist seething about this being condescending but damn its cracking me up hard

>>713466863
>I Pretended I Won Death Stranding 2 and I Feel Just Fine
>...This is a Good Thing For Gaming, Actually.

>>713465671
Where are the non-adjacent Nintend𐐬 sources?

>>713466798
>You will not receive a normal evaluation
Kojima could have potentially done the funniest thing ever if anyone actually chose this option and played through the entire game

>>713462694 (OP)
△

>>713467671
wow OP btfo

>>713462694 (OP)
If E33 wins GOTY over DS2 I swear this image will be spammed non stop please let it happen

>>713462694 (OP)
very

oh no are people skipping combat in death stranding
the horror

>>713462694 (OP)
I can’t see them adding that unless they throw a lot of difficult fights at you. Or frustrating and lengthy ones, considering they reworked it to be more divisive. Journo difficulty exists for a reason

>>713466798
This is true ludo kino
Kojima does it again

>>713462694 (OP)
Guess what? The game also has an easy mode for casual players. I bet you are shocked.

>>713465072
More like every tendie becomes so schizophrenic they imagine every anon is "Eric"

>>713462694 (OP)
Just don't use it

>>713462694 (OP)
This is gonna get so much mileage for shitposting. I love it

>>713462694 (OP)
this feels 100% intentional on kojimbles part bc the first game already had a "oh fuck off with the combat" difficulty option that you could toggle at any time without affecting ratings, but this is much funnier

>>713467614
So it's like the chicken hat or you get the worst possible score at the ending screen.

>>713462694 (OP)
>>713466798
They're so hilariously worded, I refuse to believe they weren't meant to sound condescending.

>>713462694 (OP)
>pretend you're a gamer
Finally someone undertand the game journalists