Dukebros... Adi Shankar is coming for our boy

>>713469371 (OP)
adi shankar presents: project nortubel

dookie nukem

>>713469371 (OP)

>>713469371 (OP)
don't care about what shitinaloo thinks he'll do to duke
just like I don't care about waht the faggots did to the saints row
won't kill my fun I had with the original saints row

>>713469761
MIGA!!

>I came to soil ass and redeem bubblegum

SAAR presents Dukey Nukem

>Adi shartid

>>713469371 (OP)
oh no the sacred duke nukem IP thats been dead in a ditch and pissed on for the last 25 years!

Is there an audience for duke nukem anymore AT ALL anyway? Who gives a shit about duke nukem, especially these days

>>713469371 (OP)
What is actually wrong with pajeets? Why do they become mentally unhinged the moment they get even the tiniest amount of power?

>>713470895
That's just one minor issue amongst many many others

I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND SHIT ON THE STREET
AND THIS ISN'T THE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET

>The aliens start kidnapping hunky men to use for breeding instead of babes

>>713469371 (OP)
I mean, he can't make the series WORSE right? Right?

>>713469371 (OP)
bet that's not the only boy hes cumming for

>>713469371 (OP)
this guy is single handedly multiplying my ethnic hatred by 100x

>using the toilet now hurts you instead of healing you
Bravo, Adi.

>>713471863
Anon. We have no details about this new duke nukem show except for one, duke was made bisexual
I'll leave you with the implication of this being the one sole detail we just HAD to know immediately over anything else

>>713469371 (OP)
i want adi shankar to piss off nerds by making the least faithful videogame adaptations out there

>>713472832
Hey if there was one man I would expect to fuck everyone, it was Duke.

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>>713472459
this is basically the way to completely ruin any nuDuke Nukem media/discussion online
going all out memeing and spamming anti-jeet shit like this

>>713469371 (OP)
it turns out duke was the one leaving piles of shit on the ground

>>713472832
Duke "It's not gay if the penis is feminine" Nukem

>>713473080
It's hard to keep it in when your asshole is gaped from getting fucked by your wife's bull every weekend

>>713473037
If an Indian man takes the literal turd-smearing toilet humor game, he better be ready for some poop flinging.