A copy of Stellar Blade ($60) or a Coolibar UPF50+ umbrella also priced at $60? I'm very pale and burn easily when exposed to sunlight

>>713471421 (OP)
>a Coolibar UPF50+ umbrella
the fuck is this gay shit?

>>713471484
An umbrella certified by the Skin Cancer Foundation for effective UV protection.

>>713471602
>certified
more like bribed by the manufacturer to make that claim

>>713471421 (OP)
Buy Stellar Blade and just don't go outside Karl

>>713471421 (OP)
>he goes outside
NORMIE REEEEEEEEEE

>>713472116
I need to go outisde to buy groceries

>>713472367
Starving is free

>>713472367
>door dash
>instacart
>walmart spark
No you don't.

>>713472724
I moved to Thailand where it's much cheaper to buy onsite

>>713472878
tranny fucking normalfag

>>713472987
?

>>713471602
>An umbrella certified by the Skin Cancer Foundation for effective UV protection.

Sounds like bullshit. Just get sun screan lotion like normal people.

>>713474990
Chemicals found in most sunscreens are cancerous

>>713471421 (OP)
Help

not tall enough

>>713471421 (OP)

>>713471421 (OP)
you don't need an umbrella when you stay inside and play stellar blade.