What games do you play with your gf?

>>713484279 (OP)
Why do these kids have a better house than me?

i don't play videogames

>>713484372
you'll fit right in on /v/ then

>>713484367
for starters, they dont use /v/
and for seconds, they will pay for that house for at least 30 years

>>713484279 (OP)
The feminization of video games has been a fatal mistake.

>>713484470
>they will pay for that house for at least 30 years
isn't that everyone at this point
t.hobo

>>713484545
Yeah, 20 to 30 years is the typical home loan length.

my wife enjoyed re1 remake (which she calls "mansion") and detroit become human
those are the only ones she was actively into the whole time
most other games she might get into some parts but then back to scrolling her phone

>>713484279 (OP)
wow she's ugly

>>713484545
Mortgages have been 30 years since... I don't know but pretty long

>>713484279 (OP)
>What games do you play with your gf?
;_;

>>713484971
>re1 remake
Trash

>>713485292
just fat
which is more than half of women these days

>>713484279 (OP)
it really do be like that

>>713484367
That's probably a 1 bedroom condo that is $4k a month. Plus they have a PS5 they are poorfags.

>>713484279 (OP)
A lifetime of this looks like hell

If you mean actual co-op, I played Kirby, It Takes Two, and Split Fiction with her. Mostly she just plays single player games though, usually while I'm in the room half paying attention to give advice when she needs it. She's playing Deltarune now.

>>713484279 (OP)
I just found my old 360 in the attic and my gf is obsessed with Viva Pinata. She's like an ipad baby, the second she comes home from work she goes straight to the TV to be with her "little friends"

>>713484470
>giant tile slab floor
>cheap particle wood and cast frame furniture
>every thing in the house is sterile white
they're rentoids anon. Every single thing in that house has been scientifically formulated to be as bland and inoffensive as possible.

>>713488667
you know you get to have sex with the girl who lives with you right?

>>713484279 (OP)
My gf just beat dark souls 1, very proud of her since she was so bad with a controller to start. She first tried Kalameet. Watching her play ds2 now. We might co-op elden ring in the future

>>713490401
are you sure your gf is not male?

fuck you for reminding me of my lonely incel life

>Reddit gate 3 with a reddit wife to boot
Sounds like hell

>>713484279 (OP)
I would enjoy playing Yakuza, my favorite series, with a cute girl....

>>713484367
That looks like a shit condo, you can tell by the primary air intake above the room she comes out of.

>>713490791
modern houses have central air conditioning with air intakes that look like that

>>713491032
No, modern homes have them hidden not on the ceilings outside of the master bedroom.

>>713490401
are your parents ashamed of you that you're dating a tranny?

>>713484279 (OP)
We just finished playing Split Fiction, before that we played Spiritfarer and cult of the lamb.
Now she's playing expedition 33 because I wanted to see what it was like but I have a lot of minis to paint.
After that she'll watch me play Death Stranding 2

>>713489309
And?

>>713485410
It's okay anon. As long as you waste all your time here you will remain a lonely loser.

>>713484279 (OP)
>How to summon your wife from a BBC session

I think it would be fun to have a GF if I had a normal sleep schedule. I would have to really love someone to live with them though. Sounds terrible

Oh god, I love my wife so much. I'm getting off /v/, I'm gonna go make love with her

>>713484279 (OP)
that's a man

>>713489309
>get to
have to

>>713494683

ugly and fat wife
soi husband

ahh, americans

>wife
wtf is that

>>713490505
>>713492098
I don't really care about your homo fantasies

>>713484367
1. They arent kids
2. That is probably not a house

My wife doesn't play Vidya just candy crush (I think)

>>713495261
like mom but younger and you can have sex with her without feeling weird about it

>>713495261
a thing boomers got by walking into a restaurant and talking to random people that we have to scour the entire fucking planet to never find