>look at this hot tall blonde lady
>all chained up, waiting for rescue
>btw you cant really marry her, you'll actually have to kill her, oh yeah and she is a dude

i will never forgive the japanese

>>713484850 (OP)
>least illiterate american

>>713484978
im third worlder why do you think i want to fuck the blonde retard

>>713484850 (OP)
she killed billions

>>713485218
thats so fucking hot

>>713484850 (OP)
it's probably more accurate to say that the dude that spawned off of her is really a chick

>>713484850 (OP)
that's crazy. anyway feels good not having a porn addiction

>be victim of genocide
>kill your oppressors
>fat nerds on the internet make this sound like a bad thing

>>713485971
I'm pissed we still don't know whether Radagon came from Marika, or if Marika and Radagon were separate people.
My guess is it's the latter though.

>>713484850 (OP)
It's your fault for lusting.

>>713484850 (OP)
That's a nice ring you got there, >ma'am
Would be a shame if I
Rubbed my stinky doodoo feces all over it

>>713486898
>freeing imprisoned women LE BAD
ok HITLER

>>713487590
the earliest im allowed im gonna kill this nigga
>>713485971
even if you still dont wanna take the risk

>>713484850 (OP)
>expecting the Japs to be capable of developing a proper Western hero's journey where he saves the maiden and impregnates
Jap culture is sad and pathetic NTR nihilistic crap

>>713484850 (OP)
Pretty much every single mythology in the world has a divine being that is some equivalent of 'man but also woman'

You guys should be asking for CRAZIER lore. In a fantasy world with real magic and gods it should be utterly insane schizo shit (considering what we came up with for our own cultures on this comparatively mundane earth )

>>713484978
fpbp
Kys op

>>713484850 (OP)
>>btw you cant really marry her, you'll actually have to kill her, oh yeah and she is a dude
false
>>713484978
true

>>713488821
everything you said is false.

>>713484850 (OP)
if she is a dude then doesn't that invalidate your previous bitching about not being able to marry her?

>>713488821
Everything you said is true.

>>713488821
could be remedied with mods if some nexus autists got to work
unfiortunately elden ring doesnt have that kind of community

>>713484850 (OP)
That's just you being stupid and not expecting Marika to be a troublemaker that you'd have to deal with

>>713488821
Half of what you said is false and half of what you said is true.

>>713488821
Everything you said is uncertain and requires further verifications.

>>713490123
marika's ocassional evil is one part of why she is so hot
imagine she was a cookie cutter japanese cutesy bitch who speaks in stutters
instead she is mafia boss down on her luck and mourning mother and thats SO PERFECT

fromsoftware is known to offer the player more freedom in their games like how you can kill most NPCs in the game so whats the problem with a little marriage?

>>713484850 (OP)
She's not fully dead.
She's probably closer to comatose and might revive in the future.
You 'marry' her in 4/6 endings.

>>713489013
Hermetic or Khabbalistic shit still has a lot of depth to mine for really schizo game lore.
Marika/Radagon is some surface level alchemy, but you can get really wacky if you play with the stuff those dudes thought up.

Exterminate the hornsent

>>713484850 (OP)
>Hire fat jew writer who's only achievement is seething about Tolkien for decades
>Be suprised when the game subverts the trope of rescuing a princess and she turns out to be a man

>>713493578
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH