Thread 713484941 - /v/ [Archived: 847 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:07:33 AM No.713484941
Switchsenpai
Switchsenpai
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So let me get this straight, the Switch 2 has
>Better graphics
>Better Hardware
>physical games
> similar battery life
> better online support
>Docking capabilities
>Nintendo first party games
>Cheaper (lol at getting a nerfed Deck)
>more aura

Then the SteamDeck. Yet you idiots pretend that the switch 2 is some inferior console to the SteamDeck. Honestly, I don't see why you're so mad, just relax and let Senpai nintendo take those cheeks of yours
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:08:46 AM No.713485008
I just have a good PC. Steam deck is silly.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:12:37 AM No.713485250
>>713484941 (OP)
>author misses the obvious "2" instead of "too"
a microcosm of why it's a failed console
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:22:41 AM No.713485914
>>713485008


I mean it's good for portability but I already have my laptop. Switch and Switch 2 are perfect for playing something on a flight or on the subway
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:25:04 AM No.713486069
I have a steam deck oled. I agree and think It's time for valve to make a new steam deck. I understand 1080p might be too much but 900p is good compromise. However the nintendo ecosystem is not to my fancy and alot of the games can be emulated later without getting ripped off. I bought a switch lite. I was not very interested in the new nintendo games and only played dragon ball and bomb rush cyberfunk. So I got the steam deck. I was able to play my favorite games that way without paying the nintendo tax.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:27:33 AM No.713486239
>>713485914
just emu on your phone
can easily handle ppsspp, melon ds, and mine will run pikmin 2
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:40:08 AM No.713487093
>>713486239

I don't have an Android and my Iphone breaks enough that I need a warranty on it.

If I had an Android though I would mod the fuck out of it and use it as a portable gaming system
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:42:48 AM No.713487276
I'm playing Mario 64 on the switch 1 and I suck at it despite the game not being all that complicated. Do the joycons just suck for this game or is it me? It feels finnicky and irritating and I feel like I wouldn't have that issue with a proper joystick. I've never played the game on the Nintendo 64, so maybe someone with experience with both could tell me if it's me. It feels like chinese water torture.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:44:26 AM No.713487389
>>713485914
>on the subway
sounds like a good way to get your shitch stolen.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:46:16 AM No.713487495
>>713487389

>Not being an exchange student and getting to live in a glorious land filled with Nips and not criminals

I pity thee
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:52:10 AM No.713487876
>>713487276
Nevermind my question. The problem most definitely is the gay controls. I don't know how to describe the feeling but I was not made to make tiny movements on these little fucking controllers and I cannot deal with it, the lack of fullness in my muscle movements drives me insane, I can't describe the feeling, it's like some kind of teetering feeling, it becomes tangible and it pisses me off. Imagine piloting a fighter jet with a fucking joycon. That's how I feel.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:52:58 AM No.713487920
>>713484941 (OP)
>idiots
>s
it's one schizo with a bot spamming the board.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:54:11 AM No.713487991
>>713484941 (OP)
> better online support
What the fuck did he mean by this?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:57:53 AM No.713488196
>>713487991

Deck doesn't have dedicated Online support systems in place like Nintendo does with NSO
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:01:37 AM No.713488403
file
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:02:09 AM No.713488427
its_a_kind_of_sad_that_shitposting_wont_fix
its_a_kind_of_sad_that_shitposting_wont_fix
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>>713484941 (OP)
>physical games
Well...
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:04:03 AM No.713488554
>>713484941 (OP)
Neither is any good.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:33:41 AM No.713490304
>>713486069


If you want an emulator why not just get a modded PSP?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:35:23 AM No.713490414
>>713488403


It's fine to play this on a plane but yeah it looks weird to be at a park with that. Some of you dudes need to be judged HARDER
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:21:39 AM No.713493252
>>713487495
Not for long. They're considering easing immigration.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:23:34 AM No.713493378
>>713484941 (OP)
>the switch 2 is some inferior console to the SteamDeck
Yes, and it's not even close. Enjoy your thread.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:28:44 AM No.713493706
>>713484941 (OP)
Did they fix the joycon drifting atleast?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:29:54 AM No.713493779
>>713484941 (OP)
So Switch 2 is just Switch Pro?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:31:06 AM No.713493872
>>713493706
Of course not.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:31:47 AM No.713493919
>>713493779

In a way yes. Im sure they will support the Switch 1 until the year end
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:33:47 AM No.713494031
>>713484941 (OP)
Wrong/misleading on all accounts + it treats you like total shit. It's cancer and Nintendo deserves to get their caved in, it's the only way they'll get any better.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:10:15 AM No.713496138
>>713494031

Why? Because they won't let you modify it to play illegal shit? Most companies that care about their products wont let you fuck around with it and let you continue to use their services.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:11:16 AM No.713496195
>>713493779
it's more like going from PS4 to PS5. A Pro upgrade is very minor, but in the case of the Switch, the new one has DLSS, 4K, HDR support and ray tracing (very minimal but still).
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:15:40 AM No.713496414
JUSTko
JUSTko
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>>713493706
Nope. Theyโ€™re probably making a killing off people having to buy replacement joycons every six months, why the hell would they fix it?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:31:57 AM No.713497234
>>713496414

Yup they made the Gamecube indestructable so why make something that works and doesn't break
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:41:17 AM No.713497716
>>713493706
The drifting issues people are having right now are either from them having tilt controls turned on while playing mario kart or some factory defects that happen during the first few batches of a product's life.
We won't see any proper drifting reports until a year from now when wear and tear come into effect.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:47:36 AM No.713498028
>>713493252
i have heard this continuously for 2 decades now and the end result right now are mass jeet deportations after the gook companies importing them crashed and burned and them hating goyjin more than ever before
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:49:08 AM No.713498094
>>713496414
>unironically buying replacement joycons when you can buy replacement sticks for peanuts and replace them yourself in half an hour tops
if it's the joycons you don't even have to solder anything, it's literally just a ribbon cable
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:51:06 AM No.713498198
>>713498028
The youngins want more immigration, the oldfags don't. As soon as the oldfags die out, youngins are gonna fuck it up.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:51:37 AM No.713498225
>>713484941 (OP)
>hold on, just watch!
WELL? I'M FUCKING WAITING!
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:54:03 AM No.713498345
No circus performance here
No circus performance here
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>>713498198
>The youngins want more immigration
Wanted, past tense.
The current tourist wave soured them on it lmao.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:55:11 AM No.713498416
>>713498345
>Black
Of course they'd do a nignog.