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Anonymous No.713498686 [Report] >>713499349 >>713499461 >>713500902 >>713501550 >>713504290 >>713504797 >>713505049 >>713505285 >>713505292 >>713505415
Hey guys remember when they shot Batman in the face while he was sitting on a park bench?
Anonymous No.713498925 [Report] >>713498994 >>713499384 >>713499402 >>713499708 >>713502825 >>713504101 >>713504768 >>713507103
sitting on a park bench?
was he also eying little girls with bad intent?
Anonymous No.713498984 [Report]
IM DECONSTROOOOOOCTING
Anonymous No.713498994 [Report] >>713503268
>>713498925
Pretty crescent fresh post
Anonymous No.713499349 [Report] >>713504149
>>713498686 (OP)
>the plan was to reveal those were clones of the justice league
>except for wonder woman, she died for good
>game crashed and burned in the first week
lmao
Anonymous No.713499384 [Report]
>>713498925
fpbp
Anonymous No.713499402 [Report]
>>713498925
SNOT IS RUNNING DOWN HIS NOSE
Anonymous No.713499461 [Report]
>>713498686 (OP)
No
Anonymous No.713499708 [Report]
>>713498925
Yes, for Batman's life they wanted to quench.
No, merely dead now to gamers' lament.
Anonymous No.713500902 [Report] >>713501338 >>713502662 >>713503890 >>713504267 >>713504719 >>713505470 >>713506550
>>713498686 (OP)
Why exactly is this a bad scene? I didn't play the game and I'm not a huge Batman head.

I thought he and the justice league effectively when rabid cuz of Brainiac. So he had to be put down. Do people just not like the idea of Batman having a tragic anticlimactic death like that or something? Or is it more to do with it being Kevin Conroy's last role and not getting to have more of a leading role?
Anonymous No.713501338 [Report] >>713502972
>>713500902
You're a dumbass
Anonymous No.713501550 [Report]
>>713498686 (OP)
that wasn't the real batman doe
warner bros pussied out of doing anything meaningful in this universe and said it was just a clone
Anonymous No.713502662 [Report] >>713502972
>>713500902
Anonymous No.713502825 [Report]
>>713498925
by all rights i shouldnt have laughed at this
Anonymous No.713502972 [Report] >>713503082
>>713501338
>>713502662
so you got nothing? old man yelling at clouds
Anonymous No.713503082 [Report] >>713503130
>>713502972
>yelling at clouds
Yeah, that's where you live
Anonymous No.713503130 [Report] >>713503202
>>713503082
you got nothing
Anonymous No.713503202 [Report] >>713504181
>>713503130
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
Anonymous No.713503268 [Report]
>>713498994
Rudeity rude dude with many tattoos
Anonymous No.713503717 [Report]
this games biggest sin was its shitty control scheme that also varied between each character for some goddamn reason
Anonymous No.713503890 [Report]
>>713500902
>Do people just not like the idea of Batman having a tragic anticlimactic death like that or something? Or is it more to do with it being Kevin Conroy's last role and not getting to have more of a leading role?

a little of both.
the entire build up for the fight was just batman using scarecrow fear toxins and the suicide squad just overcoming it. it was really fucking stupid.
but then the funny thing is that it all didnt matter in the end because it wasnt really batman. whats even funnier is that batman pretty much let wonder woman die for fucking nothing. she was the only justice league member that actually died.
Anonymous No.713503998 [Report] >>713504119 >>713504125
It'd be cooler if you were villains fighting actual superheroes and not le hecking wacky guys fighting evil brainwashed guys.
Anonymous No.713504101 [Report]
>>713498925
You poor old sod, you see, it's only me
Anonymous No.713504119 [Report]
>>713503998
It's funny that no one got to be happy with this.
>Don't get to play as the super heroes
>Don't get to play as super villains
>Have to kill the super heroes
>Have to play a jabronis with no powers
Anonymous No.713504125 [Report]
>>713503998
That could work. The roster would have to be better though and if it's a gun game the roster would have to be entirely gun villains. Actually, that can't work. Back to the 1-pager.
Anonymous No.713504149 [Report]
>>713499349
>he plan was
There were no plans until devs noticed people throwing a fit.
Anonymous No.713504181 [Report]
>>713503202
Based Candypost.
...by the way, you looking to buy a new watch?
Anonymous No.713504267 [Report]
>>713500902
"Why is it bad having the big bad's flunkies that would never stand a chance shamelessly killing off legendary heroes?"

It must be hard for you to understand not having any class or interest in good, reasonable fiction.
Anonymous No.713504290 [Report] >>713504379
>>713498686 (OP)
>tfw the game was so hated that they changed the post game story and said the JL that gets killed were just evil clones
Anonymous No.713504379 [Report] >>713504851
>>713504290
actually, somebody making evil clones of the justice league is a good comic book plot
Anonymous No.713504719 [Report] >>713505278
>>713500902
Cause its fucking lowbrow for a likeable, established main character to get killed off for shock value by villains, villains who also lack an iota of likeability, what kind of retarded question is that? There doesn't need to be any context, psyop, underlying 4D chess, if you do it then you cannot tell a competent story or care about the fandom.
Anonymous No.713504768 [Report]
>>713498925
no he was eyeing them with bat intent
Anonymous No.713504797 [Report]
>>713498686 (OP)
that wasn't the real banham
Anonymous No.713504851 [Report] >>713504979 >>713504996
>>713504379
See the dumb thing is that if they said they were evil clones at the end, or hell just hinted at it with the promotion material, the game wouldn't have been as hated
Anonymous No.713504979 [Report]
>>713504851
the game was hated purely because of harley queen's ass being nerfed.
people knew that another one of their favorite studios was butchered by the AAA industry mill and they skipped experiencing the pain of watching it die. they just skipped the game and accepted that the studio had fallen.
Anonymous No.713504996 [Report]
>>713504851
The game plays like shit, looks like shit, has horrible voice-acting. They could say the entire plot was leading up to Batman becoming the right hand of Jesus Christ himself it would stil fucking suck as a videogame.
Anonymous No.713505049 [Report]
>>713498686 (OP)
Anonymous No.713505157 [Report]
Its amazing how they actually managed to ruin the entire Arkham trilogy with this game
Anonymous No.713505278 [Report] >>713505351
>>713504719
If they lacked any sort of likeability they wouldn't have been promoted so hard, so clearly someone likes them.
Apply yourself.
Anonymous No.713505285 [Report] >>713505387
>>713498686 (OP)
I thought this was cool. Letting you be a bad guy. Just flipping the narrative because why not? Do we need another caped crusaders save the day again story? But then you had terminal, mentally hanicapped fans crying about how they couldnt kill off heroes they admired since birth. Completely unable to see this as some one off side story that isnt canon. Its like how FFX 2 filtered millions cuz they couldnt see the game for what it was and cried about 'muh serious story line.'
Anonymous No.713505292 [Report]
>>713498686 (OP)
Yeah and then everyone was fired.
Anonymous No.713505351 [Report] >>713505543
>>713505278
Thats just wrong on so many levels, and you choose to apply that rhetoric to capeshit a medium that thrives on the controversy of promoting hateable characters.
Apply yourself.
Anonymous No.713505387 [Report]
>>713505285
>Completely unable to see this as some one off side story that isnt canon.
I think part of the problem is that they insisted it WAS canon and part of generally really well-received Arkham series.
Anonymous No.713505415 [Report]
>>713498686 (OP)
Nope. Don't remember that. Sounds like you're crying.
Rent free and obsessed, lmao
Anonymous No.713505470 [Report]
>>713500902
>Kevin Conroy's last role
Thankfully it wasn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXwasqGBBNA
Anonymous No.713505543 [Report] >>713505717
>>713505351
>medium that thrives on the controversy of promoting hateable characters.
Do you have any data to back that up or is it just whining about capeshit you don't like? Creature Commandos was well-received so clearly villain stories sell.
Anonymous No.713505717 [Report]
>>713505543
>Do you have any data to back that up
Yes, eons if not decades of characters that people did not like, who you've never heard of because you're an irony poisoned third-worlder or bot who needs a contrarian or ignorant point to defend because you lack a personality or likeability. Characters like:
>Azrael
>Duke Thomas
>Kamala Khan
>Snowflake and Safespace
>Riri Williams
>Eric Masterson
>Danny Ketch
Anonymous No.713505987 [Report]
>Get to play as supervillains

aw sweet

>make them as bland and safe edgy as possible because they are good people deep down

How does DC take a concept like supervillains doing the American government's dirty work and fuck it up every time?
Anonymous No.713506550 [Report]
>>713500902
>cheap deaths done for shock value
>ever being satisfying
Anonymous No.713507103 [Report]
>>713498925
The bit from 3:52 to 4:40 is some of the best music I've heard