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>"does thoust doth doeth mine thinketh truly truthest?"
what do you answer

>>713501543
R1

>>713501642
>"doth thou truly thinketh thou canneth attacketh mine corporeal body, shame upon thee"

>>713501324 (OP)
XD i join this faction and when i was leaving i killed npc from this faction, i did not knew he wont attack me lol

Yes or no motherfucker

>>713501324 (OP)
I look like this and say this

>>713503449
LORDRAN
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Enchanté.

For the longest time I didnt even know about the other cats.

>>713501540
Absolute classic

>>713501324 (OP)
>>713501540
Good lord old english is so shit

>>713504013
I really like how Dark Souls has unique enemies in specific areas that you can just miss. Makes the world feel handcrafted

>>713501540
ahahahaha

>>713501324 (OP)
>thanks for the EZ game cat

>>713501324 (OP)
What's up with the two giant black cats near this area? They hit like motherfuckers and you don't ever see them again

>>713501324 (OP)
why hasn't there been a good totoro rpg?

One time I was invading in the forest, some hacker joined and threw a projectile that either spwaned like 20 of those tree moss men, or teleported all of them from the area on top of each other, it was funny as shit

He also threw ~10 prism stones per second while flying around and when he drifted above cliffs they'd all break in a shriek, that was also hilarious. Somehow he made me, the invader, into a host too in the host's world so I could use multiplayer items, thus I went and tried fighting Sif, the game actually let me start the bossfight and then I was instantly disconnected when it began

Those were the times

>>713501540
I love this and always will

>>713501540
Alright this shit is confusing me.
>Does thou do: do you do
>what thoust (never heard thoust) has come to do: what you've come to do
>from which thou comes to do: from what you've come to do
what thoust must does: what you must do? (maybe?)
Is that what this fucker is saying? This makes no goddamn sense.

>>713505279
.....that's the joke

I miss the weird old fantasy/fairytale feel and aesthetic some Dark souls 1 areas had
Nowadays Fromsoftware's aesthetic is basically a snake eating it's own tail, flanderised to absolute shit

>>713505279
That quote is make up, the actual dialogue goes as follows:

Is it not so that thou art new.
Thou fared well to find me.
But cometh thee not for the grave of Sir Artorias?
My advice true, forget this!
The legend of Artorias art none but a fabrication.
… Traversing the dark? 'Tis but a fairy tale.
Have thine own respect, go not yonder knocking for nothing, I say!

And then you are prompted to answer Yes or No.

>>713505476
Well this makes much more sense.
>Is it not so that thou art new: Are you not new?
>Thou fared well to find me: You've done well to find me.
>But cometh thee not for the grave of Sir Artorias: But have you not come for Artorias' grave?
>My advice true, forget this!: My advice: forget about it!
>The legend of Artorias art none but a fabrication.: The legend of Artorias is a lie.
>… Traversing the dark? 'Tis but a fairy tale.: ...Traveling the night/darkness? That's a myth.
>Have thine own respect, go not yonder knocking for nothing, I say!: Have some respect, don't wander for nothing, I say!
>>713505327
>uhhh yeah this made up quote is actually hilarious when you literally lie that it's real
Heed mine words: thou art to sew thine man-loving maw shut.

KOT

>>713505871
>when you literally lie that it's real
Who the fuck is pretending it's real dialogue from the game you retard?
Do you honestly think someone wrote "yes or no motherfucker" to trick someone into thinking it's from the fucking game?
Not to mention it's a joke specifically playing on the context so the intended audience of the god damned joke knows the actual dialogue already.

>>713505871
so, at what age where you diagnosed with autism?

>>713505871
God, you're fucking stupid. lmao

>>713504124
It's early modern english you brownoid

>>713506379
You're a bit stupid aren't you?
>>713506393
I didn't ask what your therapist opened with when you went last time lil bro.
>>713506649
Nor did I ask what your mom thought of you.

KSHH KSHH KSHH KSHH KSHH KSHH KSHH KSHH KSHH KSHH KSHH KSHH KSHH KSHH

i love cats bros

>>713507490
>tfw no soulful cat ring icon past DeS
>Not even a soulful cat ring icon in DeS remake
Fuck Bluepoint, the out of bounds easter egg doesn't count.

look at this fatfuck

>>713501540
Every time

Hello Alvina of the Darkroot Wood from Dark Souls.

every time I try to do the virtual crisis event it says 'Cannot enter Sonoro Sphere with Trial Character' every time I try to start the stage no matter what I do, even if I don't pick one of the trial characters, the hell is going on?

>>713505279
its not the actual dialogue you esl mongaloid

>>713505871
You seem extremely autistic, i'll leave you to your crayons

>>713507214
You're a bit stupid aren't you?

>>713504124
Old English is unrecognizable to a Modern English speaker due to heavy French influence in the 11th-15th centuries and heavy Latin influence during the Renaissance/Enlightenment. There was a profound shift in vocabulary in those eras.

>>713509548
>has no argument and only repeats what was said
I win :)
>>713508947
We did not ask what Chad told you earlier today.
>>713508571
Good morning saar. Did you do the needful mother rape today?

>>713509894
excellent bait, you got me to reply twice with your feigned retardation

>>713504261
>makes a unique enemy just for this tiny corner of the world that many players will not even see
It's called sovl

>>713510002
Who said it was bait?

>>713501324 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRsWk4JZa5k

>>713504261
>>713510401
Same goes for that one normal tree that moves

>cat, but fuckable
probably the only thing ds2 improved upon

>>713505871
You forgot to set this over a Windows desktop background with royalty free music playing, saar.

>>713501324 (OP)
dark souls 1...home...

but wtf even looking at this screenshot makes me dizzy with that shitty fur texture/aliasing hurting my eyes

>>713507393
>>713514472
>her voice

>>713501540
>*shrug emote*

>>713518215
Yeah.