Why not just get a job and get paid for delivering boxes?

>>713511385 (OP)
>Delivery to ghetto
>get shot

>>713511385 (OP)
>go to deliver boxes job
>you don't get to hike the outside comfy greens world like in death stranding and instead have to drive around in the grey scaled concrete hell

>>713512034
Just put on green tinted glasses moron

>>713512034
You can use the money you get from this job to see the comfy greens irl.

>>713511385 (OP)
The current salary is precisely designed to keep me enslaved and in debt.
Give me enough money to eventually get to a higher economic class and I'll do it. Right now? Nah fuck off.

Because real life mailmen don't get to experience the excitement of running away from agressive black monsters

>>713511385 (OP)
>get out of truck
>get shot by someone who wants to steal your packages or your truck gets stolen

>>713513108
>What is Detroit

>>713513108
>What is Chicago

>he works
Lmao, how are you meant to play video games?

>>713513256
>>713513157
>thatsthejoke

>>713513319
>he doesn't work
how are you meant to pay for videogames and utilities to play them on?

>>713511385 (OP)
I already have contract work for specialised industry software that earns me about 150k a year, why would I need to deliver boxes?

>>713511385 (OP)
A job being difficult is one thing. But a job that promotes workers compensation for obvious obstacles is fucking insane.

>>713511385 (OP)
if the pay was good then maybe i would.

>>713513108
Staring down a dog can be exciting

>>713513147
"MULES could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this knot before. There could be MULES anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE MULES" he thought. Low Roar reverberated his entire delivery truck, making it pulsate even as the $9 Monster circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of mules after dark. "With a car, you can deliver anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

Hey! I like that little karate fight he had with the pizza chef. It was dumb but fun. Kojima made that work somehow.

>>713513457
My mummy pays for them :)

>>713511385 (OP)
I don't want to fall down a mountain and shoot machine guns at ghosts in real life

>>713513319
i work night shit and play video games at work on my laptop for about 8atjr
7 hours

>>713511385 (OP)
>>713512034
but I do. I deliver to farms and remote villages in the English countryside.
>comfy village
>everyone is white
>0 crime
>1 pub
>1 shop
>1 mechanic
>single family of ducks that live in their own water home on the pond in the centre of the village

this is what they took from us. cities are evil

>>713511385 (OP)
I had that job. It was great but the pay sucked so I had to become a soulless codemonkey and now I'm miserable.

>>713514279
Sounds like an undiverse shithole, we'll be shipping a few Asians there in a couple weeks.

>>713515524
kek'd

>>713515524
You joke, but that's the sad truth. That or such places just becoming ghost towns.

>>713511385 (OP)
Demographic issue
All these menial jobs would be comfy if you didn’t have to deal with thieves, addicts, and muggers

I think I would like doing a delivery job just fine but there's no way it's going to pay my mortgage.

>>713511385 (OP)
Not enough money, plus I'd hate the job.

>>713514279
Then pump more kids if you don't want that to disappear. No license needed (yet) my bong friend.

>>713511385 (OP)
i dont mind doing doordash desu but now that my dog is sick i can't leave her home alone.