3D platformer thread - /v/ (#713519531) [Archived: 894 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:40:08 PM No.713519531
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Are you enjoying any 3D platformer games?

Any 3D platformers that you're looking forward to?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:51:02 PM No.713520162
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Only one coming out soon, no?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:51:08 PM No.713520169
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>>713519531 (OP)
>1:1 copy of mario 64's movement
wow... how fucking unoriginal...
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:55:30 PM No.713520401
buy an ad
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:09:09 PM No.713521129
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>>713519531 (OP)
>yet another low-poly furfag indie platformer
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:14:47 PM No.713521412
>>713519531 (OP)
Just beat Mario Sunshine for the first time. A solid 10/10 in environment, atmosphere and music, but holy shit did the gameplay really made me wanna bite my own dick off sometimes. I've heard tons of people bitching about FLUDD over the years, but I almost always had fun with it.
My problems always came from Mario's movement being inconsistent as hell. I dunno if I'm just super shit or if this is just the famous 'Sunshine jank', but wall-jumping between two perfectly straight surfaces should not result in you jumping out towards the camera because your first jump was angled slightly to the right.
It feels like they tried to make the movement too versatile, and ended up raising the skill floor way higher than a casual playthrough should demand.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:15:37 PM No.713521462
>>713519531 (OP)
This looks very lackluster.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:19:16 PM No.713521728
>>713519531 (OP)
Played through this whole demo, utterly boring with nothing of interest going on beyond nerfed Mario 64 movement.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:21:45 PM No.713521880
>>713519531 (OP)
Just beat Twilight Princess for the first time. A solid 8.8/10 in environment, atmosphere and music, but holy spit did the gameplay really made me wanna suck my own dick sometimes. I've heard tons of people bitching about Midna over the years, but I almost had no fun with it.
My problems always came from Link's movement being insistent upon itself. I dunno if I ate shit for supper or if this is just the famous 'Shine Spark', but ball-humping between two perfectly straight dicks should not result in you cuming out towards the camera because your first dick was angled slightly to the right.
It feels like they tried to make the movement too virile, and ended up raising the dick way higher than a casual orgie should demand.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:22:07 PM No.713521905
Platformers are too high brow for /v/ plebs.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:28:02 PM No.713522283
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>>713521880
>Twilight Princess
>3D platformer
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:34:53 PM No.713522716
>>713520169
except now more slippery and floaty
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:35:39 PM No.713522757
>>713519531 (OP)
Axyn's Adventure full release wheeen.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:38:29 PM No.713522917
>>713519531 (OP)
garbage like this is why noone respects 3d platformers. be it this, cavern of dreams etc., they're always PROUDLY uninspired rip off games. who the fuck wants to play the exact same game again except soulless? the only indie 3d platformers I respect are Pseudoregalia and Big Catch because they have their own ideas about platforming movement instead of just trying to be "le more content" for something that's already been perfected
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:42:53 PM No.713523186
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>>713519531 (OP)
>Any 3D platformer's that you're are looking forward to?

Omega hyped:
The Big Catch
Donkey Kong Bananza

Super hyped:
Demon Tides
Toree Saturn
Hypogea

Somewhat Hyped:
Super Meat Boy 3D
Biped 2
Aeromachina
Abyss X Zero

Might be cool:
Eternity Egg
Tall Trails
Ruffy and the Riverside
500 Caliber Contractz
CannonHead
KilaFlow
Big Hops
Electrokinetic
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:44:24 PM No.713523279
>>713522917
name one (1) game that plays like cavern of dreams. and don't say spyro, the only reason you were about to is because they both have dragons.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:58:19 PM No.713524116
>>713523186
all shit
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:00:22 PM No.713524246
>>713520169
It's not even done well, either. Feels like they copied the top layer of Mario 64 without understanding the deeper mechanics underneath. Movement has no weight, momentum is off, and half the time it feels like you're ice skating uphill. If you're gonna rip something off wholesale, the least you could do is get it tight.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:14:20 PM No.713525104
>>713519531 (OP)
I wish this entire genre wasn't infested with tranny weirdos. Every one of these indie 3D platformers has a tranny dev and I'm fucking sick of it
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:17:26 PM No.713525284
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>>713525104
wrong
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:38:26 PM No.713526614
>>713523186
I refuse to believe that anyone is even remotely excited for meat boy after Edmund left the picture and the stillbirth of a game that was Forever
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:59:20 PM No.713528028
>>713523186
500 caliber contractz is one of those games with such dedicated to their style that I'm really hyped for it. I hope the big catch is good, looks cool
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:04:07 PM No.713528371
>>713525104
the line from rational to irrational is crossed when you stop judging things on their own merits and start judging them based on whether or not a stereotype you're conditioned to dislike is involved
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:04:25 PM No.713528390
Nikoderiko_The_Magical_World
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nah, the protagonist is too furry
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:05:07 PM No.713528432
>>713528371
The line from rational to irrational is crossed when you think you're a woman despite being born with a penis
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:07:34 PM No.713528618
>>713526614
I like Mario 3D World ripoff slop (Sackboy's Big Adventure, Smurfs Dreams, etc.) and Meat Boy 3D is the first one I've seen that looks actually challenging. That's why I am somewhat hyped for it.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:10:13 PM No.713528783
I'll play them rarely, if they're special.
I enjoyed Mika and the witch's mountain last year. you fly rather than have other abilities and the physics are pretty fun, there's speed tech and possible skips and the writing is pretty cute and cartoony.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:10:30 PM No.713528804
Koa and the Pirates of Mara is comfy as hell
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:15:06 PM No.713529131
>>713528804
the cheery attitude that literally every character has including the badguys gets pretty grating by the end.
also having to backtrack to the first area every 5 minutes was super annoying.
it stuttered a lot because it's u-u-unity slop, but you can fix that by using dxvk-gplasync.
It has some fun parts. But overall I'd say it was just okay. Kinda forgettable honestly
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:15:55 PM No.713529195
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The demo was fun but I wish there was a game like this with handmade rather than proc-gen levels.

Exo One is the closest thing I've seen but it's more of an atmospheric exploration game.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:19:29 PM No.713529434
any 3d platformers that focus on atmosphere and levels instead of collectathons and movement tech autism? something like Rayman 2, nothing ever scratched the same itch (Cavern of Dreams was ok)
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:22:43 PM No.713529694
>>713524246
Idk if BroDute is responsible but I hate those sm64 mods where they allow turning in the air. Throws me off everytime. I do a jump and want to slow down by holding down but instead I do a fucking U-turn. I see Sonic games doing the same thing and it makes me sad. Platformers shouldn't let you drastically change direction mid-air
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:23:12 PM No.713529743
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>>713519531 (OP)
Working on learning hard mode, but fuck it's fast.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:24:27 PM No.713529814
>>713529434
journey
sky: children of the light
the spirit and the mouse
sable
smushi come home
europa
tchia
sephonie
grow home
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:26:41 PM No.713529958
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>>713529434
Electric Fairyland
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:27:10 PM No.713529993
>>713529814
Based ty
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:32:37 PM No.713530380
>>713529131
I guess what I like is that it seems like it's actually built for spamming long jumps to race through the level
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:45:39 PM No.713531340
>>713530380
it'd be better if you didn't have to hold b to run for the entire game
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:02:54 PM No.713532674
>>713523279
Banjo/Yooka-Laylee
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:03:17 PM No.713532702
Older recommendations for anons that don't feel like waiting:
A Hat in Time
Blue Fire
Crumble
Hell Pie
Kao the Kangaroo
Macbat 64
New Super Lucky's Tale
Psychonauts 2
Pumpkin Jack
Super Kiwi 64
Toree 3D
Toree 2
>>713523186
Does Demon Tides control well with a dualshock? Demon Turf felt like clunkshit and I don't want a repeat of that.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:14:34 PM No.713533578
>>713528390
This was a shit clone
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:18:31 PM No.713533880
>>713519531 (OP)
I'm just now playing Astro Bot in anticipation of Donkey Kong Bananza. Honestly both games are peak.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:19:29 PM No.713533948
I finished the first Yooka Laylee and I found it absolutely lovely.
It has all the flaws and defects of the original Banjo Kazooie, I've never felt so at home.

I'm currently playing Tamarin and I think it's a rather mediocre experience, but I'm curious to push forward and see all the weapons
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:20:11 PM No.713534005
Toree Saturn is in the works.
One of my favorite 3D platformers that I would recommend is Super Kiwi 64.
>>713532702
HELL yeah brother.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:20:24 PM No.713534023
Every non-mario platformer feels bad
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:20:31 PM No.713534034
>>713532702
Don't play Kao if you can just buy Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, it's apples and oranges but in this case the oranges feel much better than the apples
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:21:26 PM No.713534113
>>713525104
>>713528371
Surface-level games made by people with a surface-level understanding of identity, it's no coincidence and absolutely is relevant. Chase approval by emulating an ideal with no sense of depth of why they are ideals to begin with
- "look like girl" = "girl"
- "look like good game" = "good game"
- "look like I'm happy" = "I'm happy"
soulless facsimile "people" will always produce soulless facsimile art
you will never make Mario 64, you will never be a woman, you will never be happy, no matter how much you assert the contrary
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:22:37 PM No.713534208
>>713534113
Based and high IQ take. Screenshotted.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:22:41 PM No.713534215
my 3d platformer fucking sucks in every aspect and regard...
Replies: >>713534398
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:23:21 PM No.713534267
>>713519531 (OP)
The general public wonโ€™t play these unless Mario is the main character. This is an unprofitable waste of time.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:24:53 PM No.713534398
>>713534215
You must be a developer for Crash Bandicoot
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:25:07 PM No.713534415
>>713521129
Frogs donโ€™t have fur.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:25:36 PM No.713534452
>>713534113
>>713534208
omg BASED BASED BASED good to see fellow posters from /r/videogames here :DDD
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:26:03 PM No.713534493
>>713532674
banjo plays absolutely fucking nothing like cavern of dreams, exactly 0% similar, retard.
yooka laylee is kinda similar though I'll grant you that. you get way more momentum from rolling in cavern of dreams though
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:26:13 PM No.713534510
>>713534452
Who hurt you?
Replies: >>713534608
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:27:17 PM No.713534585
hobo and slam
hobo and slam
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>>713534398
yeah... its a crash bandicootlike...
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:27:30 PM No.713534608
>>713534510
#gottem
Replies: >>713534665
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:28:17 PM No.713534665
>>713534608
Hashtags don't do anything on 4chan
I think you're lost
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:29:07 PM No.713534729
>>713520162
God these animal forms are so fucking stupid looking. What a dumb idea
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:31:06 PM No.713534890
>>713534665
lol (at, not with)
Replies: >>713535021
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:31:34 PM No.713534926
>>713519531 (OP)
What are some 3d platformers that are NOT collecthons. It seems most indie platformers take after Banjo/Kazzoi and nit Mario 64. Mario 64 is actually about platforming, not just collecting stuff.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:32:38 PM No.713535018
3dplatformer
3dplatformer
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I love 3d platformers
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:32:42 PM No.713535021
>>713534890
I accept your concession
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:33:25 PM No.713535061
>>713535021
>newfagbabble
sasuga
Replies: >>713535130
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:33:31 PM No.713535073
>>713534493
Caverns literally ripped the shoes and flutter from banjo, KILL YOURSELF
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:34:12 PM No.713535130
>>713535061
sausage
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:34:38 PM No.713535162
>>713534926
Just play Marble It Up or Neon White.
Zineth is also free.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:40:21 PM No.713535574
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>>713520162
I can't wait for the porn.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:43:53 PM No.713535820
2D platformers>3D platformers
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:44:21 PM No.713535853
>>713523186
>The Big Catch
Not a platformfag but this looks cool. When is it coming out?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:45:09 PM No.713535923
ruffy
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ruffy and the riverside comes out this week i think
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:51:53 PM No.713536374
>>713535820
a man with a Small Soul or an Englishman wrote this post
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:53:33 PM No.713536481
>>713534113
>you will never make Mario 64
And you'll never make anything
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:57:48 PM No.713536810
>>713535820
2.5D platformers
oh maplestory no game looks better than you