Switch 2 bros, are we excited?

>No replies
So I guess people legitimately don’t care about this game despite it being a first party switch 2 exclusive?

>>713521596
It looks shit

>>713521141 (OP)
the gimmick is cool but it honestly looks like a tiring game to play

Nintendo themselves doesn’t even mind to release the game physically

>>713521141 (OP)
The sad part is that it's gonna sell 1 million.
Retards still bought the second 1+2 switch fully knowing the first one was only fun 10min with friends.

>>713521141 (OP)
It legit looks dull and shallow
From all the information shown so far, it's a puddle deep multiplayer game solely to show off the double mouse gimmick
Like ARMS, but somehow with even less content

I don't care about disabled people unless they are female anthros with huge its

>>713521141 (OP)
>Dude cripples!
Fucking kek, wonder how much the devs got paid to make this trash.

>>713521141 (OP)
Fuck, that means no Metroid until September/October

It’s also going to be eshop exclusive

>>713521141 (OP)
they're clearly not confident in it either because then they wouldve given it the Splatoon treatment
I still think they had the beginning of a fun concept in there but it would have needed a lot more time in the oven
and drop the generic ass look

Um, shouldn’t more people be excited about a new Nintendo game and Switch 2 exclusive

Literally everyone who played this said it was exhausting and obnoxious to play.

I mean I guess using a real wheelchair might incur similar complaints but then my legs work so...

aren't you excited switch 2 fans? you wanted more to play than just mario kart right

>>713521141 (OP)
If the game had character maybe but it looked so dull.
The characters are boring, the environments sucked, the gameplay looked very rudimentary, and nothing jumped out at me as anything worth playing.
shit music
shit art
shit characters
shit levels
maybe ok game idea I'll never play it so I'll never know

>>713521141 (OP)
CRIPPLE KINO

So why announce this randomly on their app? When’s the next direct?

>>713521141 (OP)
I've played it at the Switch 2 Experience Event
it's actually really fun and cool to control, very enjoyable
but it just felt like a tech demo with placeholder graphics, animations and would need a serious overhaul

it will be overpriced and die instantly

you also kinda need a big free desk for it if you wanna play it properly

>>713523729
Are you mentally ill orrr...
Anyway I need to go have sex with my bf so I'm not reading your response

>>713521141 (OP)
I expect a reveal in a direct showing us the other sports/activities (yes, this sill be a Wii sports situation)

>>713524385
lol of course a nintendo fan wouldbe a faggot

>>713521141 (OP)
Switchuds got mighty quiet...........

>>713521141 (OP)
That does not look like a Nintendo ip, those designs are bland as fuck.

>>713521141 (OP)
This game lives or dies by its single player, ironically enough. If there's enough to do by yourself, then it'll find enough people interested enough to dedicate themselves to the MP. It has a charming, yet street-grit style going for it, but it also screams MP-only game. I can see this being the next ARMS. Loves ARMS, but it needed a story mode.

>>713525287(me)
>enough

>>713525287
Also needed a mode that dropped the lame ass sportsball minigames

>>713525373
And a mode where you can only play the sportsball minigames

>>713521141 (OP)
Say what you want about ARMS but for a tech demo it had awesome visuals and art, this shit has NOTHING! Also the actual tech demo for the Switch 2 is DK Bananza so what the fuck is the purpose of this thing?

>>713527661
ARMS 2. Trust the plan.

>>713521141 (OP)
One of the blandest, most unappealing presentations in a videogame I've ever seen.
It's baffling that this even came from Nintendo.
Even 1-2 Switch somehow looks pristine when compared to this.

>>713521141 (OP)
called it, I knew it would be august and this only enforces my belief that the direct will be early september
anyway the game looks super dull, they really needed to spice it up and give it some appeal because man all that gray does it no favours
definitely not getting it unless it somehow defies all expectations and has actually amazing gameplay

>>713521141 (OP)
lol

>>713522620
>so little faith they're not even bothering to make physical copies
ahahahah

>>713521596
Should've made them cute amputee girls

Are we not buying Drag X Drive like how everybody bought Mario Kart World and will be buying DK Bananza

>>713521596
Like ARMS if it didn't have a sexy nigress. Exclusivity doesn't mean lobotomy.

>July: DK Bananza
>August: Drag X Drive
>September: ???
>October: Pokemon Legends Z-A
>November: ???
>December: ???
Leftover games without release dates:
Metroid Prime 4, Kirby Air Riders, Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment
Metroid Prime 4 is almost certainly September now, so which of November and December will Kirby Air Riders and HW get?

>cripple game since you need a disability to actually buy a switch 2
kino..

>>713530930
hyrule warriors is "winter" so that should answer your question, it's probably december being air riders is november

Will there be another release in August? We have Drag X Drive and Forgotten Land switch 2 edition, but no brand new physical release (Drag X Drive is eshop only)

>>713533518
>Will there be another release in August?
no