>be creatively bankrupt
>make monkey smash rocks
>surprise: it's trash that nobody asked for
>just add a disney princess loli bro
>works like a charm!
I KNEEL

>>713533187 (OP)
Cope and seeth

>>713533187 (OP)
I’ll never get over the fact they stole the concept from retro and canceled their game

Nonsense hour it seems.

>>713533187 (OP)
I don’t really give a shit about Donkey Kong but why did they have to make this new iteration so goofy and stupid looking?

>>713534030
women, probably

>>713533187 (OP)
I mean most tendies are pedos

>>713534030
Probably trying to appeal to a new generation of gamers.

>>713533926
retro's game looked like dogshit

>>713533187 (OP)
Lolis make every game better

>>713533187 (OP)

>>713534485
>White
>Blue eyes
Based Nintendo.

>>713534030
Toddlers laugh when cartoons make stupid faces. The game isn't for you.

>>713534417
>retro's game looked like dogshit
>t. Kensuke Tanabe

>>713534572
Well, she’s not!Italian so it makes sense

>>713533187 (OP)
Why does he always look like a retard now, with his tongue hanging out?

>>713534030
women and jews.

>>713534485
>boyish

ruined. NIntendo got infested with DEI a long time ago.

>>713533187 (OP)
Boil and seethe more, coffee maker.

he's right nobody gave a single fuck about this game until loli pauline got leaked

>>713535669
uhhh someone's seething hard I see

>>713535864
the usual pedos are latching onto the game

>>713533187 (OP)
I will now buy your game.