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Anonymous No.713543386 [Report] >>713543560 >>713544145 >>713544189 >>713544335 >>713544505 >>713544614
This man has managed to make Amazon simulator 1 & 2 and people still suck his dick. Is there even a single game type he could do that would make people finally wake up and stop worshipping him?
Anonymous No.713543463 [Report] >>713544251 >>713546656
I would pay a 1000$ dollars to drink a jar of his cum.
Anonymous No.713543560 [Report]
>>713543386 (OP)
right before the pandemic. what a coincidence. and trump is president again with the movie 28 days later coming out.

What a pure coincidence.
Anonymous No.713544145 [Report] >>713544265
>>713543386 (OP)
you got filtered
Anonymous No.713544189 [Report]
>>713543386 (OP)
He makes video games for white men
Anonymous No.713544251 [Report]
>>713543463
Based
Anonymous No.713544265 [Report] >>713544323
>>713544145
Filtered by what? Finding amazon simulator a horrible boring game idea?
Anonymous No.713544323 [Report]
>>713544265
Yes.
Anonymous No.713544325 [Report]
I don't care for MGSV but Death Stranding 1 & 2 are great and I will be there day 1 for PHYSINT
Anonymous No.713544335 [Report] >>713544443
>>713543386 (OP)
An rts, immediately dries all pussies.
Anonymous No.713544378 [Report] >>713544458
Death stranding kinda reminds me of L. Ron Hubbard and how he supposedly made a bet he can make a religion. In Kojima's case maybe he did a bet with some friend of his that he will make a fetch quest game and people will still suck his dick. And he won.
Anonymous No.713544443 [Report] >>713544720
>>713544335
What would be the Kojima TM gimmick for an RTS genre?
Anonymous No.713544458 [Report] >>713544719
>>713544378
Death Stranding is more fun and unique than 99% of AAA slop, cry more
Anonymous No.713544505 [Report]
>>713543386 (OP)
He will sell an empty disc for $80 and ask people to pretend they are playing a game
Anonymous No.713544614 [Report]
>>713543386 (OP)
After MGS4 I decided to never again play one of his games
Im a man of my word
Anonymous No.713544719 [Report]
>>713544458
>generic you are totally wrong without any argument behind it
Yeah you are totally selling everyone on a game about fetch quests.
Anonymous No.713544720 [Report] >>713544827
>>713544443
You have to give your units cartoons in order to improve morale. You also need to put each unit through college before they can build specific buildings. It takes 4 years in real time to get them degrees. You also have to play every day to make chicken nuggie dinners for all units.
Anonymous No.713544827 [Report]
>>713544720
Sims and Conquer
Anonymous No.713544896 [Report] >>713546552
3 deliveries in, and infiltraing bandit bases is soooo good. Combat feels even better than MGSV, and that's still my game of the decade 2010s.
Anonymous No.713546552 [Report]
>>713544896
>3 deliveries in
Good gaijinuru haw abouto you worku for my friendu jeffu bezosu now?
Anonymous No.713546656 [Report] >>713547049
>>713543463
Fuck you, that divine cum is mine.

I bid 5000 dollars.
Anonymous No.713547049 [Report]
>>713546656
I will pay 5000 and 2000 extra to drink it from the tap!