>you can eat food infinitely during a race

How they don't get fatter?

>>713544884 (OP)
Im the same, i eat eveeything i want and i never get fat

>>713544884 (OP)
have you been able to collect 3 of them in a single race for the ultimate boost? I have not been able to, a lighting bolt inevitably strikes.

why do they allow dolphins who are all certified and bonafide rapists to race alongside women and children (men can't get raped btw)

>>713544884 (OP)
Racing is very tiring.

>>713544884 (OP)
1) See attached image.
2) It's "Why don't they gain weight". Please remember that for next time.

>>713544884 (OP)
they fart and shit themselves so they can turbo boost

>>713544884 (OP)
Haha imagine

>>713544884 (OP)
why is no one talking about all the pollution caused by everyone driving everywhere?
i mean, the karts are shooting flames out of their tailpipes 80% of the time, that can't be clean combustion

>>713545035
Pretty sure prison tiktok disagrees.

We really need a weight gain mechanic in the next Mario Kart game

>>713547020
Agree

>>713544884 (OP)
lotta calories to go that fast

>>713548332
is there a back view of this?

Good afternoon I love fat women

if you play as a baby character and eat a lot of food the effects should hit the older version of themselves, causing them to go up into a heavy weight class with less control

>>713544884 (OP)
why does the bun look like a bum?

>>713544884 (OP)
No worries, thats what fanart is for

>>713549653
>An immense lump of meat
>Yet as still a very cute face

why this can't happen IRL

>>713548332
Sexo

>>713550829
It can happen but it's unfortunately rare and constrained by too many variables. And then there's also more important health concerns tied to being fat.

>>713544884 (OP)
Italian people have good metabolism

I'd only be interested if the characters getting fatter were Petey Piranha, Piranha Plant, or Pokey. Maybe Dolphin and Shy Guy as well.

>>713546110
Its clearly propane powered

>>713555953
anon, why are you like this?

Stealthy, I like it, anon.

>>713555953
how-

>>713557280
cute

>>713545007
Man i miss being 20

>>713544884 (OP)
Plastic ass cheeseburger textures how did they get away with this in an $80 game?

>>713555953
honestly? i see the vision. and now my pp is hard..

>>713565627
Anon, the rest of the game has a plastic look. Its very "toy like".

>>713544884 (OP)
Driving requires plenty of calories.

>>713544884 (OP)
They make room for more

Why is /v/ suddenly full of fatfags?

>>713570236
>suddenly
fat threads have been a thing for YEARS

So, who's your favorite Mario girl, /v/?

>>713570236
>suddenly

>>713545007
>i eat eveeything i want
You must not want to eat all that much.

>>713555953
You don't want to see Goomba become the big Goomba???

>>713571972
Maybe. *sniff*
Maybe...

>>713571515
A tossup between Goombella and Rosalina.
Honourable mention to Twila.

Pretty pink princesses are for plumpening.

>>713570236
where the fuck have you been?

>>713544884 (OP)
food only makes u fat if eaten within any of the 50 USA states.

puerto rico doesn't count

is this the thread

>>713579754
Yessir

>>713555953
Dangerously based.